o Man's GF tried to KILL him cause he played VIDEO GAMES than had SEX

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Full Throttle 03/15/18 9:22:24 PM #1:	Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games? Have Sex Play Video Games View Results 29 y/o Alex Lovell from Washington State suffered a horrifying attack by his 30 y/o whacko girlfriend, Emily Javier because he said she was JEALOUS that he cared more about his VIDEO GAMES than having SEX with her!! Alex was repeatedly and slashed with a massive Samurai Sword that Emily had bought to kill him with because she went beserk when he chose playing video games 12 HOURS A DAY than to have sex with her when she needed it.. Ironically, it was his his "training" as being a "competitive video gamer" and his passion for "kung fu movies" that helped him survive the attack. Emily says that she bought the sword on March 3 after discovering he had Tinder on his phone that finally broke her after already becoming fed up with his video game addiction that she wanted to murder him for his unfaithfulness. On the day of the attempted murder, she taped the sword on her side of the bed and waited until they went to bed before taking it out and put it on his neck and slashed him rpeatedly nearing SEVERING his FINGERS...she finally stopped and called 911 on herself and called the police to save him. Alex had said that he had a "low sex drive" in recent months because he spent 12 hours a day playing XBOX One and trained for the competitive game "PlayerUnknown Battleground". He said "I barely had time to hang out with my girlfriend, let alone another girl". He was physically exhausted from his gaming to show "affection" to Emily. Emily took that as a sign of cheating however and that's why she hatched a plan to oust him. Alex credits his special training as an ETHLETE a slang term for professional gamers and a lifetime of watching martial arts films that save his life to "restrain" her in the attack.. He says "I was able to Wing Chun my way to survival". He got her into a BEAR HUG but she in turn grabbed his GENITALS and tried to RIP THEM OFF at that point..He says "I saw the look in her eyes and it scared the living poop out of me. I told her i loved her and she was killing me. She needed to call the police or i was going to die" Police arrived on time to find Alex curled into a ball and SCREAMING for help as they saved his life while Emily was cufffed. Alex didn't cheat on her and says the red hair she found was probably fro his beard or the dog as he hasn't used tinder since he and her got together. He says he "forgives" Emily as she faces several years in prison. Alex says he has "gnarly" injuries but can't wait to play VIDEO GAMES once again as he jokes about readying to "drop some hot bars" about samurais.. Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games? let's see what people will vote Alex - Survived http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27328100000578-5495455-image-a-3_1520953926959.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27329300000578-5495455-image-a-4_1520953928813.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/06/22/49F1B0C300000578-5470219-image-m-87_1520374075407.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49F1B0CF00000578-5495455-Alex_Lovell_29_was_left_with_life_threatening_injuries_when_he_w-a-1_1520950408931.jpg Emily - Kill Bill Wannabe http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49EF8D7300000578-5495455-Emily_Javier_makes_a_first_appearance_in_Clark_County_Superior_C-a-2_1520950408942.jpg --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. Everytime a GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 24 HOURS I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right <cite>Full Throttle posted [p:897884398] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote> Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games? Have Sex Play Video Games View Results 29 y/o Alex Lovell from Washington State suffered a horrifying attack by his 30 y/o whacko girlfriend, Emily Javier because he said she was JEALOUS that he cared more about his VIDEO GAMES than having SEX with her!! Alex was repeatedly and slashed with a massive Samurai Sword that Emily had bought to kill him with because she went beserk when he chose playing video games 12 HOURS A DAY than to have sex with her when she needed it.. Ironically, it was his his "training" as being a "competitive video gamer" and his passion for "kung fu movies" that helped him survive the attack. Emily says that she bought the sword on March 3 after discovering he had Tinder on his phone that finally broke her after already becoming fed up with his video game addiction that she wanted to murder him for his unfaithfulness. On the day of the attempted murder, she taped the sword on her side of the bed and waited until they went to bed before taking it out and put it on his neck and slashed him rpeatedly nearing SEVERING his FINGERS...she finally stopped and called 911 on herself and called the police to save him. Alex had said that he had a "low sex drive" in recent months because he spent 12 hours a day playing XBOX One and trained for the competitive game "PlayerUnknown Battleground". He said "I barely had time to hang out with my girlfriend, let alone another girl". He was physically exhausted from his gaming to show "affection" to Emily. Emily took that as a sign of cheating however and that's why she hatched a plan to oust him. Alex credits his special training as an ETHLETE a slang term for professional gamers and a lifetime of watching martial arts films that save his life to "restrain" her in the attack.. He says "I was able to Wing Chun my way to survival". He got her into a BEAR HUG but she in turn grabbed his GENITALS and tried to RIP THEM OFF at that point..He says "I saw the look in her eyes and it scared the living poop out of me. I told her i loved her and she was killing me. She needed to call the police or i was going to die" Police arrived on time to find Alex curled into a ball and SCREAMING for help as they saved his life while Emily was cufffed. Alex didn't cheat on her and says the red hair she found was probably fro his beard or the dog as he hasn't used tinder since he and her got together. He says he "forgives" Emily as she faces several years in prison. Alex says he has "gnarly" injuries but can't wait to play VIDEO GAMES once again as he jokes about readying to "drop some hot bars" about samurais.. Would you rather have Sex or play Video Games? let's see what people will vote Alex - Survived http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27328100000578-5495455-image-a-3_1520953926959.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/15/4A27329300000578-5495455-image-a-4_1520953928813.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/06/22/49F1B0C300000578-5470219-image-m-87_1520374075407.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49F1B0CF00000578-5495455-Alex_Lovell_29_was_left_with_life_threatening_injuries_when_he_w-a-1_1520950408931.jpg Emily - Kill Bill Wannabe http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/03/13/14/49EF8D7300000578-5495455-Emily_Javier_makes_a_first_appearance_in_Clark_County_Superior_C-a-2_1520950408942.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kimbos_Egg 03/15/18 9:28:08 PM #2:	you already did this one idiot --- You think you've Got problems? http://i.imgur.com/vgckRUN.jpg <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted [p:897884718] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>you already did this one idiot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 03/15/18 9:29:39 PM #3:	Taking one look at her, I can see why. Kimbos_Egg posted... you already did this one Assuming he did it as an update. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:897884807] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>Taking one look at her, I can see why. <cite>Kimbos_Egg posted...</cite> <quote>you already did this one </quote> Assuming he did it as an update.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RFC22 03/15/18 9:36:50 PM #4:	Video games never hurt or tried to murder me in my sleep so yes i favor Video games all the way!! :) Also, this is why I don't use ONLINE DATING. --- My FC is 4957-4763-9094 (Pokemon Sun) PS3: hellfighter45 D3:UE, Xenoverse 1 PSN: hellfighter44 God Eater R (VITA), DB Xenoverse 2 (PS4), Rocket League <cite>RFC22 posted [p:897885221] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>Video games never hurt or tried to murder me in my sleep so yes i favor Video games all the way!! :) Also, this is why I don't use ONLINE DATING.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/15/18 10:38:44 PM #5:	There's no reason you can't do both-my gf finds it fun to be teasing/suggestive when I'm playing, that's why they invented a pause button. Go smash then back to the game, duh. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:897888705] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>There's no reason you can't do both-my gf finds it fun to be teasing/suggestive when I'm playing, that's why they invented a pause button. Go smash then back to the game, duh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 03/15/18 10:44:25 PM #6:	I mean, killing in a little excessive. Just dump him and find a guy who likes sex more. Easy enough. Anyway, I'm surprise he could have sex with her like once between a match or something. Or some other time of the day. Assuming he works, he could get off of work, sex, then video games. Whatever... --- Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:897889050] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>I mean, killing in a little excessive. Just dump him and find a guy who likes sex more. Easy enough. Anyway, I'm surprise he could have sex with her like once between a match or something. Or some other time of the day. Assuming he works, he could get off of work, sex, then video games. Whatever...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 03/15/18 10:55:02 PM #7:	crazy lady who thinks he's cheating just cause he doesn't want to fuck her. I guess she didn't realize how serious he took his gaming training. even though she was supposed to be the closest person to him and know that about him. <cite>Zikten posted [p:897889637] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>crazy lady who thinks he's cheating just cause he doesn't want to fuck her. I guess she didn't realize how serious he took his gaming training. even though she was supposed to be the closest person to him and know that about him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamefreak9905 03/15/18 10:58:40 PM #8:	Games will always be better. I think... <cite>Gamefreak9905 posted [p:897889834] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>Games will always be better. I think...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnvyFox 03/15/18 11:24:44 PM #9:	OP here asking the tough questions. <cite>EnvyFox posted [p:897891122] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>OP here asking the tough questions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 03/16/18 12:23:36 AM #10:	Kimbos_Egg posted... you already did this one --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:897893729] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kimbos_Egg posted...</cite> <quote>you already did this one</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheSlinja 03/16/18 1:14:11 AM #11:	you know her sex game must have been mad weak --- https://i.imgur.com/iueug91.png <cite>TheSlinja posted [p:897895678] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>you know her sex game must have been mad weak</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 03/16/18 1:22:16 AM #12:	TheSlinja posted... you know her sex game must have been mad weak Maybe she had chronic flatulence? --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:897895957] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheSlinja posted...</cite> <quote>you know her sex game must have been mad weak</quote> Maybe she had chronic flatulence?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monopoman 03/16/18 2:19:55 AM #13:	This is a question that depends on circumstances. There is no hard answer that is right in all cases. --- BF ID: Birck #1559845599 Leads: Senbonzakura Miku, Priestess Snow Miku, Bjorn+Linlin <cite>Monopoman posted [p:897897971] in This 29 y/... [t:76419891]...</cite> <quote>This is a question that depends on circumstances. There is no hard answer that is right in all cases.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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