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_BlueMonk
03/15/18 1:08:50 PM
#1:


i swear i get a summons every year without fail.
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Giant_Aspirin
03/15/18 1:13:50 PM
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i'm 35 and i've never been summoned. i can tell you the secret but you'll have to pay
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_BlueMonk
03/15/18 1:14:48 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i'm 35 and i've never been summoned. i can tell you the secret but you'll have to pay

do you take lite coin
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Giant_Aspirin
03/15/18 1:15:55 PM
#4:


i only accept noonas
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EvalAngell
03/15/18 1:17:00 PM
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you're a contracted hourly employee that can't afford to miss work for jury duty. you don't get paid for any holidays or time off including jury duty. Judge will be like no problem see ya in 3 years.
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_BlueMonk
03/15/18 1:25:12 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i only accept noonas

i dont have any noonas
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Johnny_Nutcase
03/15/18 1:27:46 PM
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Just stumble in and start shaking and talking about the honey bee shortage in your area. They'll be so freaked out by you, you'll never be asked to come in again.
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chill02
03/15/18 6:34:52 PM
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just tell them that everyone who is accused is a sinner in the eyes of god, and thus you'll always go for a guilty veredict
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nevershine
03/15/18 6:36:00 PM
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Last time I had jury dooty I sat there for three hours and was then dismissed. Lame
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