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Darmik
03/14/18 9:56:30 PM
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http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/what-man-would-have-knocked-it-back-passenger-fined-over-oral-sex-with-stranger-on-train/ news-story/fd137db7d5415931a942794d47f90945

PASSENGER who was fined $700 after receiving oral sex on a train has defended his actions, asking, What man would have knocked it back?

Shane Brennan, 38, said he began speaking to the woman who had a mad body on the platform, where she told him: Im horny, will you fuck me?

The father of three, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, said the woman then started masturbating next to him, and he agreed to have her perform oral sex on him.

[The woman] was pretty horny and ready to go, he told Daily Mail Australia. Toey as.

But their late-morning liaison was captured on the CCTV, and staff were waiting for the pair when the train pulled into Wollongong Railway Station.

Staff reported finding a large and disgusting liquid mess on the floor, which they originally thought was urine, but Brennan explained it was Cola that he had used to clean himself up.

I got a blow job on the train and I was rinsing my cock off, he told officers, according to the Illawarra Mercury.

He later informed police he didnt have to pay for it.

He toldthe Daily Mail he now regrets his actions after receiving a bollocking from a magistrate and having the encounter written up in the regional newspaper, and feared his partner may find out.

As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off ... I didnt know they had cameras all throughout the train.

The woman, who is known to police, confirmed Brennans story.

Brennan said no one was in the carriage during the 9.56am service, and their tryst was over within minutes.

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Reis
03/14/18 9:57:29 PM
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Trump's America
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thronedfire2
03/14/18 9:57:42 PM
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so does coke cure STDs or something
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Neoconkers
03/14/18 9:58:06 PM
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how do you clean yourself with cola
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008Zulu
03/14/18 10:00:54 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Darmik posted...
on the platform, where she told him: Im horny, will you f*** me?


It's like a No_U story, but real

Australian girls, mate.
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OwlRammer
03/14/18 10:02:49 PM
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E32005
03/14/18 10:03:09 PM
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SDBZ
03/14/18 10:03:45 PM
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I lost it at bollocking
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TheCyborgNinja
03/14/18 10:04:23 PM
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It's hard to resist somebody as classy as her. I mean, it'd be rude to let her just sit there masturbating.

Seriously, though: gross. They're probably both diseased.
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TheVipaGTS
03/14/18 10:04:31 PM
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Darmik posted...
Staff reported finding a large and disgusting liquid mess on the floor, which they originally thought was urine, but Brennan explained it was Cola that he had used to clean himself up.

I got a blow job on the train and I was rinsing my cock off, he told officers, according to the Illawarra Mercury.

lmfao
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Vita_Aeterna
03/14/18 10:05:14 PM
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Which Aussie CEman was this?
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Darmik
03/14/18 10:05:49 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
It's hard to resist somebody as classy as her. I mean, it'd be rude to let her just sit there masturbating.

Seriously, though: gross. They're probably both diseased.


Dat mad body though
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ASithLord7
03/14/18 10:06:47 PM
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Nice
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Annihilated
03/14/18 10:09:06 PM
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So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.
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_MorningStar
03/14/18 10:09:33 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
so does coke cure STDs or something

I mean, it does get that corroded shit off batteries. Maybe he is on to something.
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Darmik
03/14/18 10:10:56 PM
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Annihilated posted...
So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.


The article mentions it's 'unclear' if she was charged which was weird.

Maybe it's because he went to the press and gave some shirtless photos to them for some reason.
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Flockaveli
03/14/18 10:12:06 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
Nice

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Darmik
03/15/18 12:14:33 AM
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Bump
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CensorErik
03/15/18 12:20:01 AM
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Lmfao at the cola rinse and bollcocking. Holy hell this made my night.
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Ving_Rhames
03/15/18 12:23:15 AM
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Legend
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Butterfiles
03/15/18 12:24:10 AM
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this story is incredible
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A_Good_Boy
03/15/18 12:25:19 AM
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That man did nothing wrong!
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CensorErik
03/15/18 12:27:30 AM
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The dude sounds like he'd be cool to hang with tbh. Hold up mate, I've gotta take this Sheila to the dentist. Pass me a cola.
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kingdrake2
03/15/18 12:27:36 AM
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CensorErik posted...
Lmfao at the cola rinse and bollcocking. Holy hell this made my night.


yep i laughed too, it's always that word that gets me.
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Darmik
03/15/18 12:35:47 AM
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Just gonna clarify that "toey as" means she was "extremely aroused"

I live in Australia and haven't heard of toey lol.
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kuwab0
03/15/18 12:36:20 AM
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Manocheese
03/15/18 1:14:54 AM
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E32005 posted...
RIP man defends

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Darmik
03/15/18 1:15:22 AM
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I hope this topic lasts as long as the penis wiggling man. I think it beats that one.

Not sure if this beats that guy who jumped into the ocean to avoid paying his bill.

Aussie bogan news stories are the best.
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L0Z
03/15/18 1:18:12 AM
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penis shaming is fair. he had a partner already. probably the mother of his kids. what a sick fuck
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008Zulu
03/15/18 1:20:31 AM
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Darmik posted...
Just gonna clarify that "toey as" means she was "extremely aroused"

I live in Australia and haven't heard of toey lol.

It's gotta be a bogan thing.

(To Americans, or anyone else really, a Bogan is Australia's version of your/their Rednecks)
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chill02
03/15/18 1:22:45 AM
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of course it was Florida
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Kaliesto
03/15/18 1:23:44 AM
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He must have been a CEman.
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Darmik
03/15/18 1:24:43 AM
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L0Z posted...
penis shaming is fair. he had a partner already. probably the mother of his kids. what a sick fuck


Well how many times has he had sex with his partner on a train? Not many I bet.
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Going_Deep_08
03/15/18 1:25:52 AM
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Reis posted...
Trump's America

This is Australia, not America
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teepan95
03/15/18 1:53:56 AM
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chill02 posted...
of course it was Florida

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Darmik
03/15/18 4:47:01 PM
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Bump
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SSBBSB
03/15/18 4:49:30 PM
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das hot
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CensorErik
03/15/18 5:19:02 PM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Legend

This. Except for the cheating on his partner bit. Otherwise everything about this story is fannntastic!
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Darmik
03/15/18 10:14:28 PM
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Exclusive update on this breaking story
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/woman-who-allegedly-performed-oral-sex-on-shane-brennan-has-been-charged/news-story/ 9a1f0747eded7ce7a7f751299ca70fcc

A WOMAN who was caught on camera allegedly performing oral sex on a man will front court next week, charged with the same offences the male was convicted of on Tuesday.

Shane Brennan was convicted of offensive behaviour and wilful and obscene exposure at Wollongong Local Court, an hour south of Sydney, after pleading guilty to both charges earlier this week.

Sergeant Constable Martin Lockyer, from the citys highway patrol unit, told news.com.au the woman has been charged with the same two offences behaving in an offensive manner in/near a public place/school and wilful and obscene exposure in/near a public place/school.

The woman is well-known to police and will front local court next week.


Staff at Wollongong then found a large and disgusting liquid mess on the floor, which they originally thought was urine.

When police asked Brennan why hed urinated on the floor of the train, Sen-Constable Lockyer was given an answer I wasnt expecting.

I wasnt having a piss, I spilt my Coke. Go and look at it, its just Coke, Brennan said.

But eventually, the father-of-three said what hed used the soft drink for.

I didnt spill it. I was cleaning myself up, he told officers.

Brennan, who has an extensive criminal record, told the Daily Mail yesterday that hes in big trouble with his girlfriend since the story made national news.

The 38-year-old said the mother of his three children was not happy following the news of his sexual encounter.

Im in strife, he told the publication, adding that he had been on the receiving end of a few choice words.

Brennan was convicted in Wollongong Local Court on Tuesday and received a bollocking from a magistrate.

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Annihilated
03/15/18 10:24:26 PM
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Going_Deep_08 posted...
Reis posted...
Trump's America

This is Australia, not America


But facts have a liberal bias
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DarkChozoGhost
03/15/18 10:27:44 PM
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Darmik posted...

The woman, who is known to police, confirmed Brennans story.

lol
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Christian RULES
03/15/18 10:37:22 PM
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Manocheese posted...
E32005 posted...
RIP man defends

Died at the train shot up to 97 blowjobs


ROFLMAO @Manocheese
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CensorErik
03/15/18 10:39:14 PM
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Bollcocking is funny af even though I don't know what it means exactly.
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BlueJester007
03/15/18 10:49:43 PM
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Should have just gone to the bathroom to do the deed. No need to make a public spactacle.
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teepan95
03/16/18 6:57:36 AM
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It's bollocking

Not bollcocking
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CensorErik
03/16/18 12:05:40 PM
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teepan95 posted...
It's bollocking

Not bollcocking

I need new glasses. Thankfully they're being delivered in the next few days. I legit saw another 'c' in those quotes in that story.
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Turtlebread
03/18/18 6:05:42 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Legend

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JE19426
03/18/18 6:09:50 AM
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How come the woman's name still hasn't been published.
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1NfamousACE_2
03/18/18 6:18:56 AM
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Raise your hand if you're turning down oral sex on a train from a stranger
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