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Rika_Furude
03/20/18 3:22:21 AM
#54:


Genuine question, what do women gain from oral? It wouldnt be pleasurable. They might do it leading up to or proceeding actual intercourse, sure, but why just do oral? I dont get it. Like sure, if you want to please your bf then w/ev, but i dont understand why a woman would just want to give oral to a stranger
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MediumRare
03/20/18 3:27:38 AM
#55:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Raise your hand if you're turning down oral sex on a train from a stranger

I would turn it down, I mean you don't know the woman, what if she is crazy and suddenly try to bite it off?
That would be very unpleasant.
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CensorErik
03/20/18 4:58:27 PM
#56:


Rika_Furude posted...
Genuine question, what do women gain from oral? It wouldnt be pleasurable. They might do it leading up to or proceeding actual intercourse, sure, but why just do oral? I dont get it. Like sure, if you want to please your bf then w/ev, but i dont understand why a woman would just want to give oral to a stranger

I love doing it for chicks. Just the act alone is quite enjoyable.
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JollySantaLover
03/22/18 7:13:58 AM
#58:


Will there be a jury in this case?
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PokemonYoutube
03/22/18 7:42:01 AM
#59:


008Zulu posted...
Godnorgosh posted...
Darmik posted...
on the platform, where she told him: Im horny, will you f*** me?


It's like a No_U story, but real

Australian girls, mate.

They're called sheilas.
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NeonOctopus
03/22/18 7:55:53 AM
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Burnt_Puke82
03/28/18 6:24:39 AM
#64:


Neoconkers posted...
how do you clean yourself with cola

lmao

That was the funniest part to me. It's so out of nowhere.
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CensorErik
03/28/18 9:27:00 AM
#65:


Burnt_Puke82 posted...
Neoconkers posted...
how do you clean yourself with cola

lmao

That was the funniest part to me. It's so out of nowhere.

Seriously. I only ever clean my schlong with Dr. Pepper. He was like, "It's not piss, mate, it's cola from rinsing my junk off." Like that makes it any better. Lol. Not urine, just semen and Coke. Phew!
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Laserion
03/28/18 9:44:55 AM
#66:


Shane Brennan, 38, father of three, fearing his partner may find out, said:
What man would have knocked it back?
A faithful husband/partner.
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CensorErik
03/30/18 12:49:40 PM
#69:


Laserion posted...
Shane Brennan, 38, father of three, fearing his partner may find out, said:
What man would have knocked it back?
A faithful husband/partner.

Yeah, that's the only part of the story I'm not down with. Cheaters are crappy, selfish people. Otherwise, that story was great.
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NINExATExSEVEN
03/30/18 12:56:42 PM
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Nice

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Alkaloid
03/30/18 1:02:02 PM
#71:


This story is still funny, lmao
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DevsBro
03/30/18 1:03:04 PM
#72:


Darmik posted...
Not sure if this beats that guy who jumped into the ocean to avoid paying his bill.

lmao I forgot about that and now I'm fighting back tears since you reminded me.
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Ammonitida
03/30/18 1:04:07 PM
#73:


Wait.....this actually happened?

Shane Brennan, 38, said he began speaking to the woman who had a mad body on the platform, where she told him: Im horny, will you f*** me?

The father of three, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, said the woman then started masturbating next to him, and he agreed to have her perform oral sex on him.
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Ammonitida
03/30/18 1:04:50 PM
#74:


Alkaloid posted...
This story is still funny, lmao


This story is very hard to believe.
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kayoticdreamz
03/30/18 1:37:40 PM
#75:


Annihilated posted...
So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.
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eston
03/30/18 1:42:06 PM
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Sativa_Rose
03/31/18 8:08:01 PM
#78:


Australians get to have all the sex
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Steelix500
03/31/18 8:16:42 PM
#79:


lmao
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lilORANG
03/31/18 8:23:17 PM
#80:


Good topic
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CensorErik
04/01/18 3:42:57 PM
#82:


Cpt_Pineapple posted...
anybody else planning a trip to Australia?

Toey as.
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Solid Snake07
04/02/18 9:25:17 PM
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lol, he cleaned his dick off with cola? something tells me this guy isn't very bright
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CensorErik
04/02/18 10:22:04 PM
#85:


Solid Snake07 posted...
lol, he cleaned his dick off with cola? something tells me this guy isn't very bright

That is how you get ants.
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Darmik
04/02/18 10:48:17 PM
#86:


Ammonitida posted...
Alkaloid posted...
This story is still funny, lmao


This story is very hard to believe.


What you're imagining is likely no where close to the actual reality of what this event looked like.
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SwordMaster13X
04/02/18 11:02:30 PM
#87:


I wonder how mad her body was?

lol at this story overall.
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sylverlolol
04/02/18 11:08:37 PM
#88:


kayoticdreamz posted...
Annihilated posted...
So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.

She was charged with the same crime(s).
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Rika_Furude
04/03/18 12:08:39 AM
#89:


Cpt_Pineapple posted...
anybody else planning a trip to Australia?

Get lost, no americans allowed
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Allanon23
04/03/18 12:17:00 AM
#90:


Darmik posted...
Brennan, who has an extensive criminal record, told the Daily Mail yesterday that hes in big trouble with his girlfriend since the story made national news.

The 38-year-old said the mother of his three children was not happy following the news of his sexual encounter.

Im in strife, he told the publication, adding that he had been on the receiving end of a few choice words.


This was fucking hilarious to me for some reason.
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Ulyanyx
04/03/18 12:41:55 PM
#91:


Annihilated posted...
So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.

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_MorningStar
04/03/18 5:28:05 PM
#92:


CensorErik posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
lol, he cleaned his dick off with cola? something tells me this guy isn't very bright

That is how you get ants.

That sure is other Barry.
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TheRealDill2000
04/03/18 6:26:38 PM
#93:


sylverlolol posted...
kayoticdreamz posted...
Annihilated posted...
So the man gets punished for receiving oral sex, gets his name published in the paper, and probably has to register as a sex offender, while the woman was just some woman that was there. Interesting.

She was charged with the same crime(s).

Was her name ever released?
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Ammonitida
04/03/18 6:37:40 PM
#94:


Darmik posted...
Ammonitida posted...
Alkaloid posted...
This story is still funny, lmao


This story is very hard to believe.


What you're imagining is likely no where close to the actual reality of what this event looked like.


You're probably right. What I quoted was the man's version of events.
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Darmik
04/03/18 6:51:08 PM
#95:


Ammonitida posted...
Darmik posted...
Ammonitida posted...
Alkaloid posted...
This story is still funny, lmao


This story is very hard to believe.


What you're imagining is likely no where close to the actual reality of what this event looked like.


You're probably right. What I quoted was the man's version of events.


Yeah he probably had really low standards and didn't notice she was either disgustingly high or had a mental disorder.
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02fran
04/04/18 10:00:36 PM
#96:


Sounds like something out of an erotic cartoon
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Parappa09
04/07/18 7:38:52 AM
#98:


kuwab0 posted...
This is very Australian

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Lordgold666
04/07/18 9:13:09 AM
#99:


LOL @ rinsing his dick off with cola
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Eat More Beef
04/07/18 9:16:52 AM
#100:


It's funny he poured coke on his dick.

It's not funny that he has "white pride" tattooed across his belly.

For some reason, sentence one doesn't surprise me after finding out about sentence two.
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NeonOctopus
04/07/18 9:35:31 AM
#101:


eston posted...
I usually wash my dick with Mtn Dew

I'm a pepsi guy myself. Washing your dick with coke is something low class people do
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UnfairRepresent
04/07/18 2:56:25 PM
#102:


This is more common than people think.

I used to take the night-train home from London a while back and girls having oral sex with guys was not uncommon.

I think it's literally a fetish.
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Darmik
04/09/18 1:43:19 AM
#104:


UnfairRepresent posted...
This is more common than people think.

I used to take the night-train home from London a while back and girls having oral sex with guys was not uncommon.

I think it's literally a fetish.


Do these people have bottle of cokes with them?
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CensorErik
04/09/18 6:54:54 PM
#105:


Darmik posted...
Do these people have bottle of cokes with them?

Start carrying one with you whenever you need to take a train anywhere. Just to be safe.
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UnfairRepresent
04/11/18 9:59:47 AM
#107:


Th3HonestTruth posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
This is more common than people think.

I used to take the night-train home from London a while back and girls having oral sex with guys was not uncommon.

I think it's literally a fetish.

why were you in london

I used to work there
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