Current Events > Customer walks in "Do you sell 2-liters of pop?"

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Aristoph 03/10/18 11:24:44 PM #1:	Me: Yeah, they're in the last aisle. points to the back of the store Customer: walks halfway into the store, proceeds down 3rd aisle (out of 5) Customer: I'm not seeing any? Me: They're in the last aisle, sir. Customer: walks around to the next aisle, number 4 out of 5 Customer: I still don't see them? Where are they? Me: The last aisle, sir. Next one over. Customer: Oh, the last aisle. Why didn't you just say that? Me: I did. Three times. Customer: Oh...I guess I didn't hear you. Me (internally): No shit, Sherlock. Why do people ask questions and then immediately ignore the response? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:897570242] in Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Me: Yeah, they're in the last aisle. points to the back of the store* Customer: walks halfway into the store, proceeds down 3rd aisle (out of 5) Customer: I'm not seeing any? Me: They're in the last aisle, sir. Customer: walks around to the next aisle, number 4 out of 5 Customer: I still don't see them? Where are they? Me: The last aisle, sir. Next one over. Customer: Oh, the last aisle. Why didn't you just say that? Me: I did. Three times. Customer: Oh...I guess I didn't hear you. Me (internally): No shit, Sherlock. Why do people ask questions and then immediately ignore the response?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 03/10/18 11:25:51 PM #2:	Because they are customers and not real people. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:897570277] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Because they are customers and not real people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 03/10/18 11:25:59 PM #3:	People are stupid as fuck, this should NOT surprise you. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" 3DS FC: 1564 - 7512 - 1815 <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:897570285] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>People are stupid as fuck, this should NOT surprise you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SonicZack 03/10/18 11:26:00 PM #4:	Do you sell 2-liters of soda? --- [This Signature Intentionally Left Blank] <cite>SonicZack posted [p:897570286] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Do you sell 2-liters of soda?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 03/10/18 11:26:29 PM #5:	SonicZack posted... Do you sell 2-liters of soda? Yes, they're in the last aisle. Next to the pop. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:897570307] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>SonicZack posted...</cite> <quote>Do you sell 2-liters of soda?</quote> Yes, they're in the last aisle. Next to the pop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 03/10/18 11:27:14 PM #6:	Which aisle? i don't see any in aisle 3 --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:897570339] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Which aisle? i don't see any in aisle 3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 03/10/18 11:28:12 PM #7:	That was me. I'm sorry --- alt-right is not synonymous with "white supremacist" or "neo-Nazi,"- The Admiral <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:897570382] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>That was me. I'm sorry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 03/11/18 12:07:49 AM #8:	Greenfox111 posted... Which aisle? i don't see any in aisle 3 That's because we have 5 aisles. FrisbeeDude posted... That was me. I'm sorry Well why didn't you tell me you were a CEman? It would have made so much more sense. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:897572119] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>Greenfox111 posted...</cite> <quote>Which aisle? i don't see any in aisle 3</quote> That's because we have 5 aisles. <cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>That was me. I'm sorry</quote> Well why didn't you tell me you were a CEman? It would have made so much more sense.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 03/11/18 12:09:37 AM #9:	I thought this was going to be a soda vs pop topic. Like, you were going to tell the person that you only had soda and not pop. --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:897572210] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>I thought this was going to be a soda vs pop topic. Like, you were going to tell the person that you only had soda and not pop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Greenfox111 03/11/18 12:12:15 AM #10:	ah, so i should look in aisle 1. i get it now --- Don't ask. <cite>Greenfox111 posted [p:897572327] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>ah, so i should look in aisle 1. i get it now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ItsYourFault 03/11/18 12:12:47 AM #11:	Kajagogo posted... Because they are customers and not real people. best response ever <cite>ItsYourFault posted [p:897572359] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kajagogo posted...</cite> <quote>Because they are customers and not real people.</quote> best response ever</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 03/11/18 12:15:21 AM #12:	ItsYourFault posted... Kajagogo posted... Because they are customers and not real people. best response ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY" data-time=" --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:897572446] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>ItsYourFault posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kajagogo posted...</cite> <quote>Because they are customers and not real people.</quote> best response ever</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 03/11/18 12:25:25 AM #13:	Do you sell liter cola? --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:897572878] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Do you sell liter cola?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 03/11/18 12:28:17 AM #14:	Don't expect anything less from a dude who calls it "2 liters of pop" --- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:897573031] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Don't expect anything less from a dude who calls it "2 liters of pop"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 03/11/18 1:01:41 AM #15:	CarlGrimes posted... Do you sell liter cola? Yeah, they're in the coolers along the back wall. Bottom shelves. TheoryzC posted... Don't expect anything less from a dude who calls it "2 liters of pop" They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:897574396] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote>Do you sell liter cola?</quote> Yeah, they're in the coolers along the back wall. Bottom shelves. <cite>TheoryzC posted...</cite> <quote>Don't expect anything less from a dude who calls it "2 liters of pop"</quote> They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 03/11/18 2:10:00 AM #16:	The customer is always right so you didn't say it. --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:897574705] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>The customer is always right so you didn't say it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
muchdran 03/11/18 2:12:51 AM #17:	Pop lol --- If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all. <cite>muchdran posted [p:897574802] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote>Pop lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 03/11/18 6:09:00 AM #18:	Aristoph posted... They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them? They're sodas --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:897580710] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote>They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them?</quote> They're sodas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 03/11/18 6:23:36 AM #19:	Bad_Mojo posted... Aristoph posted... They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them? They're sodas Depends where you live. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:897580981] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bad_Mojo posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote>They're 2-liter bottles of pop. What else would you call them?</quote> They're sodas</quote> Depends where you live.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 03/11/18 6:28:20 AM #20:	SK8T3R215 posted... The customer is always right so you didn't say it. Not what that means. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:897581069] in *Customer ... [t:76403271]...</cite> <quote><cite>SK8T3R215 posted...</cite> <quote>The customer is always right so you didn't say it.</quote> Not what that means.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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