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Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 7:33:18 PM #1:	There's no way our buttholes are clean after wiping with just paper. When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. And you're not supposed to flush wet wipes so you're supposed to keep a trash basket full of shitty cotton wipes in your restroom? Fuck that. It's time we've evolved. We need to clean our buttholes. I want a nice one though so I'm gonna do research. I advise everyone does the same. Clean butt crew. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897500222] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>There's no way our buttholes are clean after wiping with just paper. When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. And you're not supposed to flush wet wipes so you're supposed to keep a trash basket full of shitty cotton wipes in your restroom? Fuck that. It's time we've evolved. We need to clean our buttholes. I want a nice one though so I'm gonna do research. I advise everyone does the same. Clean butt crew.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 03/09/18 7:35:25 PM #2:	just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:897500324] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 7:38:52 PM #3:	Damn_Underscore posted... just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install I've seen those cheap ones and they don't look too good. I want one where you can at least control the temp and pressure. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897500525] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install</quote> I've seen those cheap ones and they don't look too good. I want one where you can at least control the temp and pressure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoodOlJr 03/09/18 7:39:05 PM #4:	I don't need a clean butt after pooing at home, I need it for work --- http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3475/3291766630_b434e97925.jpg 3DS: 1005-8921-6109 <cite>GoodOlJr posted [p:897500543] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>I don't need a clean butt after pooing at home, I need it for work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 03/09/18 7:39:10 PM #5:	Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:897500551] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept.</quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 03/09/18 7:40:55 PM #6:	Smashingpmkns posted... Damn_Underscore posted... just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install I've seen those cheap ones and they don't look too good. I want one where you can at least control the temp and pressure. They have those on amazon too, but they are obviously more of a hassle. The basic one is all you need. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:897500647] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>just buy one now They are like $25 on amazon, really easy to install</quote> I've seen those cheap ones and they don't look too good. I want one where you can at least control the temp and pressure.</quote> They have those on amazon too, but they are obviously more of a hassle. The basic one is all you need.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 03/09/18 7:42:27 PM #7:	Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. but do you even wipe your dog's ass <cite>smoliske posted [p:897500735] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product.</quote> but do you even wipe your dog's ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 7:42:45 PM #8:	eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897500757] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept.</quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet</quote> I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 03/09/18 7:45:04 PM #9:	Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:897500872] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept.</quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet</quote> I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day?</quote> Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 7:46:22 PM #10:	eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897500960] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. </quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet </quote> I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day?</quote> Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie</quote> So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 03/09/18 7:46:46 PM #11:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Qt7ojNPMM" data-time=" --- Chicago, greatest city in the world! <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:897500983] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Qt7ojNPMM" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 03/09/18 7:47:43 PM #12:	Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living. Hey I don't judge, but I think you've been wiping your ass wrong tbqh --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/8kjZU.jpg <cite>eston posted [p:897501030] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. </quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet </quote> I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day?</quote> Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie</quote> So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living.</quote> Hey I don't judge, but I think you've been wiping your ass wrong tbqh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rookieplayer03 03/09/18 7:48:08 PM #13:	I have one. Its a Toto. I'm actually surprised how it hasn't been adopted in the US. I use far less toilet paper and the seat is heated. It is pretty pricy tho. I think mine was around $650. --- Princes are born. Kings are made. https://gfycat.com/BowedGrimAddax <cite>rookieplayer03 posted [p:897501057] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>I have one. Its a Toto. I'm actually surprised how it hasn't been adopted in the US. I use far less toilet paper and the seat is heated. It is pretty pricy tho. I think mine was around $650.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 03/09/18 7:48:53 PM #14:	Smashingpmkns posted... walking around with a shitty ass bro, unless you get an enema daily, your ass will re-shitify itself whether you poop or not <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:897501103] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>walking around with a shitty ass</quote> bro, unless you get an enema daily, your ass will re-shitify itself whether you poop or not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 03/09/18 7:50:34 PM #16:	Kaiganeer posted... Smashingpmkns posted... walking around with a shitty ass bro, unless you get an enema daily, your ass will re-shitify itself whether you poop or not I think it's clear he was referring to the outside of the ass, not the interior. --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:897501200] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaiganeer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>walking around with a shitty ass</quote> bro, unless you get an enema daily, your ass will re-shitify itself whether you poop or not</quote> I think it's clear he was referring to the outside of the ass, not the interior.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 7:51:14 PM #17:	eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... eston posted... Smashingpmkns posted... When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living. Hey I don't judge, but I think you've been wiping your ass wrong tbqh Goes back to my earlier point. There's no way pure paper is getting everything. No matter how hard you're wiping there's gonna be some residue. It's gross dude. We can't be living this way smh --- Posted with GameRaven 3.4 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897501248] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> When my dog poops on the floor I don't just pick it up then rub it out with a dry towel. I have to clean that shit with cleaning product. Same concept. </quote> I don't think it is though Your butthole isn't a carpet </quote> I have tile. I also have a hairy ass so it works both ways I guess. If you had poop on your finger would you just wipe it off with a tissue paper and go about your day? </quote> Obviously I would use antibacterial soap since I use my hands to pick things up, eat, etc. Not really the same as a butthole homie </quote> So your okay with walking around with a shitty ass all day until you shower? Not the life I want to continue living.</quote> Hey I don't judge, but I think you've been wiping your ass wrong tbqh</quote> Goes back to my earlier point. There's no way pure paper is getting everything. No matter how hard you're wiping there's gonna be some residue. It's gross dude. We can't be living this way smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 03/09/18 7:53:25 PM #18:	Welcome to the future --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:897501364] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>Welcome to the future</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 03/09/18 10:49:21 PM #19:	eston posted... Your butthole isn't a carpet It is if I don't shave it --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:897510728] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>Your butthole isn't a carpet</quote> It is if I don't shave it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 03/09/18 10:51:02 PM #20:	Smashingpmkns posted... Clean butt crew. dedicate yourself to the cause and put it in your sig --- Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (PS4), Owlboy (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:897510816] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Clean butt crew.</quote> dedicate yourself to the cause and put it in your sig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 03/09/18 10:52:23 PM #21:	i think it would be worth it for the sheer convenience of being faster and less effort. edit: how do i edit? --- Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (PS4), Owlboy (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:897510895] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>i think it would be worth it for the sheer convenience of being faster and less effort. edit: how do i edit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 03/09/18 10:52:28 PM #22:	A guy I know had a bidet. A portion of his house collapse cause it leaked and caused erosion. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:897510899] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>A guy I know had a bidet. A portion of his house collapse cause it leaked and caused erosion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/09/18 10:59:23 PM #23:	Giant_Aspirin posted... Smashingpmkns posted... Clean butt crew. dedicate yourself to the cause and put it in your sig Well look at that --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:897511243] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote> Clean butt crew.</quote> dedicate yourself to the cause and put it in your sig</quote> Well look at that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 03/09/18 11:00:25 PM #24:	I remember the first time I saw a bidet and thought it was the kid's sink. And then I wondered why the water squirted at my face. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:897511297] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>I remember the first time I saw a bidet and thought it was the kid's sink. And then I wondered why the water squirted at my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SubtletyRefuge 03/12/18 6:19:44 AM #25:	Moving into the future --- Real subtle <cite>SubtletyRefuge posted [p:897640998] in I might pu... [t:76399181]...</cite> <quote>Moving into the future</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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