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Hairy-man
03/10/18 5:04:24 PM
#51:


Pretty sure the penis is entering the butt hole right this second.
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Forlorn_Ass
03/10/18 9:16:14 PM
#52:


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MuffinzwOrned
03/10/18 9:54:18 PM
#53:


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0AbsoluteZero0
03/10/18 10:18:54 PM
#54:


Geez, Pi Man still hasnt posted since last night. Im beginning to worry that this girl drugged him and hes lying in a ice-filled bathtub without any kidneys.
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Alexanaxela
03/10/18 10:23:01 PM
#55:


nah he's been logged on for at least an hour
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MuffinzwOrned
03/10/18 10:23:37 PM
#56:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Geez, Pi Man still hasnt posted since last night. Im beginning to worry that this girl drugged him and hes lying in a ice-filled bathtub without any kidneys.

nah he's prob still slaying the pootang
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SomeonesAlt
03/10/18 10:28:59 PM
#57:


Alexanaxela posted...
nah he's been logged on for at least an hour

@PiOverlord cmon man, we wanna hear the success story
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Viola
03/11/18 4:56:10 PM
#58:


he's been posting in other topics and ignoring us

how could he
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Alexanaxela
03/11/18 5:02:35 PM
#59:


rejection is a cruel lady
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PiOverlord
03/11/18 8:11:41 PM
#60:


Okay guys, I was actively avoiding this topic like the plague because I know you all wanted some good news.

I never got the chance to ask her, as I was never able to give her the gift. I told her over a message that I got her a gift, and whenever she is free, to pick it up, which she didn't. I didn't know if she even saw my message until today, when at 9 AM, she messaged me saying "Why did you get me anything?? It's not my birthday" which when I saw it kind of made me afraid that she was angry or something. I responded back saying, "Because a person deserves to be thought of more than one day of the year."

I guess she wasn't angry because she liked my message (this wasn't over FB), and I did talk to her earlier today (I needed her help with filling out a funding request form for something we are a part of), but I still never got the chance to give her the gift because she was in a lounge with others, and I couldn't ask her out on a date there.

I'll let y'all know when I get the chance to actually ask her, but until then, I will stay silent. I haven't given up.
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Viola
03/11/18 8:15:17 PM
#62:


byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters
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PiOverlord
03/11/18 8:16:03 PM
#63:


byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

No I haven't. I think you are confusing me for Tadamoto. I don't ever ask girls out.
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PiOverlord
03/11/18 8:19:23 PM
#65:


byron posted...
PiOverlord posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

No I haven't. I think you are confusing me for Tadamoto. I don't ever ask girls out.

Yeah bro you say you're going to ask some girl out and then you come back and say she said no.

Viola posted...
one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

There's nothing wrong with getting rejected. I'm just saying tc says he hasn't been rejected before but he has

Proof?!?
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0AbsoluteZero0
03/11/18 8:20:24 PM
#66:


Viola posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

This. Just give it your best, Pi Man. Youll have a success story for us eventually if you keep putting yourself out there.
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Ninja-Yatsu
03/11/18 8:21:01 PM
#68:


This topic makes me feel second-hand nervousness.
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PiOverlord
03/11/18 8:25:00 PM
#69:


byron posted...
PiOverlord posted...
byron posted...
PiOverlord posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

No I haven't. I think you are confusing me for Tadamoto. I don't ever ask girls out.

Yeah bro you say you're going to ask some girl out and then you come back and say she said no.

Viola posted...
one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

There's nothing wrong with getting rejected. I'm just saying tc says he hasn't been rejected before but he has

Proof?!?

My proof is that you made this topic

Except she hasn't rejected me yet tbh.

Ninja-Yatsu posted...
This topic makes me feel second-hand nervousness.

Sorry to do that to you. >_<
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Pepys Monster
03/11/18 8:29:10 PM
#70:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Viola posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

This. Just give it your best, Pi Man. Youll have a success story for us eventually if you keep putting yourself out there.

Then when he succeeds, are you going to troll him?
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Ninja-Yatsu
03/11/18 8:30:07 PM
#71:


I hope it goes well for you.
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0AbsoluteZero0
03/11/18 8:30:48 PM
#72:


Pepys Monster posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Viola posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

This. Just give it your best, Pi Man. Youll have a success story for us eventually if you keep putting yourself out there.

Then when he succeeds, are you going to troll him?

No, because he isn't a transparent gimmick like you. Pi Man is the real deal.
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Pepys Monster
03/11/18 8:37:43 PM
#73:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Viola posted...
byron posted...
You've made so many topics talking about how you get rejected by every girl you approach.

one step at a time

tc is trying his best and thats all that matters

This. Just give it your best, Pi Man. Youll have a success story for us eventually if you keep putting yourself out there.

Then when he succeeds, are you going to troll him?

No, because he isn't a transparent gimmick like you. Pi Man is the real deal.

I'm real too.
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Alexanaxela
03/11/18 9:32:29 PM
#74:


... a gift? Just ask her if she wants to get some a bite to eat with you
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Viola
03/11/18 9:44:27 PM
#75:


what was the gift tc
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Resolution
03/11/18 9:46:49 PM
#76:


Yeah just don't overthink it and don't feel bad if she rejects you. Always plenty of fish in the sea
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Vulgorn
03/11/18 10:11:28 PM
#77:


Alexanaxela posted...
... a gift? Just ask her if she wants to get some a bite to eat with you

Tbh this. Mad awkward, man. Judging by her reaction, she thinks so too.
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Misnomer
03/12/18 12:04:44 AM
#78:


Vulgorn posted...
Alexanaxela posted...
... a gift? Just ask her if she wants to get some a bite to eat with you

Tbh this. Mad awkward, man. Judging by her reaction, she thinks so too.
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PiOverlord
03/12/18 7:39:48 PM
#79:


Next time I see her, I'm going to do it. I'm sick of my cowardliness, and I just am so close to breaking down as sad and pathetic as that sounds, so I need to do it.

I'm really sorry if I am awkward or weird, I try so hard to be normal, but I can't help that I am who I am.
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ImCallingYouOut
03/12/18 7:41:39 PM
#80:


PiOverlord posted...
I try so hard to be normal,

not on here you don't. being overly antagonistic and trolling as much as possible isn't normal at all.
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PiOverlord
03/12/18 7:43:05 PM
#81:


ImCallingYouOut posted...
PiOverlord posted...
I try so hard to be normal,

not on here you don't. being overly antagonistic and trolling as much as possible isn't normal at all.

That was the old me. I try my best to be a better person here too, even if I slip-up at times.
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DavidWong
03/12/18 7:44:53 PM
#83:


Call her now ask her for a coffee

DO IT
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MabusIncarnate
03/12/18 7:45:33 PM
#84:


I have confidence in you Pi, be confident in yourself. You can do it!

And also, yeah, Pi is a changed man. I've seen a noticeable change in him over these past few months.
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PiOverlord
03/12/18 7:46:29 PM
#85:


JustMyOpinion posted...
This won't end well.

Maybe, but sometimes you just have to rip the band-aid off.
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DavidWong
03/12/18 7:47:20 PM
#87:


PiOverlord posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
This won't end well.

Maybe, but sometimes you just have to rip the band-aid off.


Exactly and even if it fails, you'll learn from rejection

May I also offer this article, as it completely changed my life and how I approached girls

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
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PiOverlord
03/12/18 7:49:34 PM
#88:


JustMyOpinion posted...
PiOverlord posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
This won't end well.

Maybe, but sometimes you just have to rip the band-aid off.


Ok so rip it off. Text her now.

I don't want to text her as I'll see her later face-to-face. I need to just get this over with, so I can finally get myself back to how I should be.
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DavidWong
03/12/18 7:51:39 PM
#90:


JustMyOpinion posted...
Imagine getting life lessons from Cracked.


May be lame, but it completely changed my life as a 21 year old who could never get girls and never understood why.

Learning skills also boosted my self esteem and self worth, and I went from having panic attacks and cutting myself in my bedroom to moving to another state and meeting my current fiance in the space of 6 months.
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Viola
03/12/18 8:02:41 PM
#92:


good luck
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iClockwork
03/13/18 6:27:17 AM
#93:


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Skills are important. Girls like guys with great skills.

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PiOverlord
03/13/18 8:52:19 PM
#96:


Man, I gave her the cake, and you guys wouldn't get why I got her a b-day cake when it's not her b-day, since it was a small little joke, but she really liked it. She was with a few others, and by luck, I even got the right cake. Didn't get to tell her what I wanted because she was with a few others, but at least she was happy.

I really wanted to tell her today, but I feel like everything is trying to make it where I can't. Like, wtf. How is this so hard?!?

Tomorrow is Pi Day, it happens tomorrow or bust because I haven't really been in a Pi Day spirit tbh. Going to get rejected on my day. Sounds about right. I only have one more idea. I hate emotions. I hope I never like another girl in my life.
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Viola
03/13/18 8:53:09 PM
#97:


PiOverlord posted...
Going to get rejected on my day. Sounds about right.

you should be more positive

maybe you will be pleasantly surprised

it is your day after all
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PiOverlord
03/13/18 8:56:31 PM
#98:


Viola posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Going to get rejected on my day. Sounds about right.

you should be more positive

maybe you will be pleasantly surprised

it is your day after all

They say you have a 0% chance of succeeding if you don't try, but I don't think, I know she will reject me. I am just playing a "What excuse will she give" game, as I know she is the type of person to not flat out say "I have no interest in you, sorry."

Pi Day 2014 was one of the best days of my life, so I guess it makes sense that I am going to also have an absolute terrible day to balance out the goodness of that day on Pi Day.
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Viola
03/13/18 8:57:21 PM
#99:


PiOverlord posted...
Viola posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Going to get rejected on my day. Sounds about right.

you should be more positive

maybe you will be pleasantly surprised

it is your day after all

They say you have a 0% chance of succeeding if you don't try, but I don't think, I know she will reject me. I am just playing a "What excuse will she give" game, as I know she is the type of person to not flat out say "I have no interest in you, sorry."

Pi Day 2014 was one of the best days of my life, so I guess it makes sense that I am going to also have an absolute terrible day to balance out the goodness of that day on Pi Day.

even if you do not think it will go well i am hoping for the best

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PiOverlord
03/13/18 8:58:41 PM
#100:


Viola posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Viola posted...
PiOverlord posted...
Going to get rejected on my day. Sounds about right.

you should be more positive

maybe you will be pleasantly surprised

it is your day after all

They say you have a 0% chance of succeeding if you don't try, but I don't think, I know she will reject me. I am just playing a "What excuse will she give" game, as I know she is the type of person to not flat out say "I have no interest in you, sorry."

Pi Day 2014 was one of the best days of my life, so I guess it makes sense that I am going to also have an absolute terrible day to balance out the goodness of that day on Pi Day.

even if you do not think it will go well i am hoping for the best

good luck

Thanks. Idk why, but if she isn't going to have any interest in having interest in me, then I want her to flat out crush me.
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