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DoctorPiranha3 03/06/18 4:59:11 PM #151:	MuffinzwOrned posted... A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep. That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:897291743] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuffinzwOrned posted...</cite> <quote>A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep.</quote> That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 03/06/18 5:03:25 PM #152:	I think the only person digging too deep here is muffinz tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:897291976] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>I think the only person digging too deep here is muffinz tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Howl 03/06/18 5:05:10 PM #153:	DoctorPiranha3 posted... MuffinzwOrned posted... A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep. That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. She has never asked me to do it like "hey will you go down on me?" And then I do. It's always just been me thinking "I wanna go down on her right now" and thenI do. I genuinely want to like it and I do it because I want to give her the pleasure she gets from it. It's just that everytime that happens I end up getting incredibly uncomfortable during and I pretty much lose any interest in having sex by the time she's done because any arrousal I might have felt initially has long since faded in the time it takes. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>Howl posted [p:897292092] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuffinzwOrned posted...</cite> <quote> A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep.</quote> That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol</quote> All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. She has never asked me to do it like "hey will you go down on me?" And then I do. It's always just been me thinking "I wanna go down on her right now" and thenI do. I genuinely want to like it and I do it because I want to give her the pleasure she gets from it. It's just that everytime that happens I end up getting incredibly uncomfortable during and I pretty much lose any interest in having sex by the time she's done because any arrousal I might have felt initially has long since faded in the time it takes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 03/06/18 5:06:17 PM #154:	lww99 posted... Focus on the clit, if you aren't. You shouldn't need to actually insert your tongue anywhere. This. Idk how so many make that mistake, but it apparently happens a lot. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:897292159] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>Focus on the clit, if you aren't. You shouldn't need to actually insert your tongue anywhere.</quote> This. Idk how so many make that mistake, but it apparently happens a lot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 03/06/18 5:07:34 PM #155:	Howl posted... All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. Some guy literally said men shouldn't do it because it's "submissive" lol, dumbest thing I read all day. <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:897292237] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote>All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. </quote> Some guy literally said men shouldn't do it because it's "submissive" lol, dumbest thing I read all day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doctor Foxx 03/06/18 5:08:58 PM #156:	Howl posted... DoctorPiranha3 posted... MuffinzwOrned posted... A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep. That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. She has never asked me to do it like "hey will you go down on me?" And then I do. It's always just been me thinking "I wanna go down on her right now" and thenI do. I genuinely want to like it and I do it because I want to give her the pleasure she gets from it. It's just that everytime that happens I end up getting incredibly uncomfortable during and I pretty much lose any interest in having sex by the time she's done because any arrousal I might have felt initially has long since faded in the time it takes. Throw some toys in the mix? That's just how it is. It takes a long time with repetitive motions for most. --- Never write off the Doctor! <cite>Doctor Foxx posted [p:897292305] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuffinzwOrned posted...</cite> <quote> A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep.</quote> That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. How are you not getting this lol</quote> All of this is irrelevant anyway because I want to do it when I do it. She has never asked me to do it like "hey will you go down on me?" And then I do. It's always just been me thinking "I wanna go down on her right now" and thenI do. I genuinely want to like it and I do it because I want to give her the pleasure she gets from it. It's just that everytime that happens I end up getting incredibly uncomfortable during and I pretty much lose any interest in having sex by the time she's done because any arrousal I might have felt initially has long since faded in the time it takes.</quote> Throw some toys in the mix? That's just how it is. It takes a long time with repetitive motions for most.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrDrMan 03/06/18 5:12:50 PM #157:	Tadamoto38 posted... MrDrMan posted... Morally wrong? Ok buddy. Someone isn't getting any pussy it seems? Yes I think it's morally wrong. I think it's perverted. I don't care if you don't agree. You don't care because you don't have to eat pussy if you don't get any pussy in the first place. I commend you for it. It's a genius strategy. --- Pimpin aint easy Chiefs/Royals/Lakers 2015/2016 champs baby <cite>MrDrMan posted [p:897292533] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto38 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MrDrMan posted...</cite> <quote>Morally wrong? Ok buddy. Someone isn't getting any pussy it seems?</quote> Yes I think it's morally wrong. I think it's perverted. I don't care if you don't agree.</quote> You don't care because you don't have to eat pussy if you don't get any pussy in the first place. I commend you for it. It's a genius strategy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuffinzwOrned 03/06/18 5:13:07 PM #158:	Doctor Foxx posted... MuffinzwOrned posted... A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep. Disagree even on that. The person with teeth around their genitals is not the one in control and is the person submitting Okay but see now we're not talking sexual acts, we're talking aggravated assault. DoctorPiranha3 posted... That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man. Straw grasping. These are two different acts. I'm talking oral, not straight up sex. DoctorPiranha3 posted... For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. You're still digging. I have already acknowledged that people get pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. Getting pleasure from controlling someone else's pleasure is digging beneath the surface. The surface is person A pleasuring person B, while person A receives no physical pleasure of their own. You're digging when you say things like "but person A actually gets pleasure too by controlling person B's pleasure! -- while this may be true in many cases, it's not the point, and it's beneath the surface level act. DoctorPiranha3 posted... Some guy literally said men shouldn't do it because it's "submissive" lol, dumbest thing I read all day. I mean, that is dumb, but I've seen women say they don't give blowjobs because it's "degrading." --- Your signature is automatically appended to the bottom of every post you make. <cite>MuffinzwOrned posted [p:897292554] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Doctor Foxx posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MuffinzwOrned posted...</cite> <quote>A woman sucking a dude's dick while he lies there and relaxes is submissive. That's the surface. Once you start digging the hole of "No she's being dominant because she wants to, then you're digging too deep.</quote> Disagree even on that. The person with teeth around their genitals is not the one in control and is the person submitting </quote> Okay but see now we're not talking sexual acts, we're talking aggravated assault. <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote>That's like saying a woman riding on top is the dominant position for the man because he's receiving the thrusting... or that being on top of a woman is submissive for the man.</quote> Straw grasping. These are two different acts. I'm talking oral, not straight up sex. <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote>For giving oral, just because you're not receiving the direct physical sensors that the genitals have, you're still getting pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. It's about being in control of the sexual act. </quote> You're still digging. I have already acknowledged that people get pleasure from being in control of the other person's pleasure. Getting pleasure from controlling someone else's pleasure is digging beneath the surface. The surface is person A pleasuring person B, while person A receives no physical pleasure of their own. You're digging when you say things like "but person A actually gets pleasure too by controlling person B's pleasure! -- while this may be true in many cases, it's not the point, and it's beneath the surface level act. <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted...</cite> <quote>Some guy literally said men shouldn't do it because it's "submissive" lol, dumbest thing I read all day.</quote> I mean, that is dumb, but I've seen women say they don't give blowjobs because it's "degrading."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 03/06/18 5:16:07 PM #159:	Bunch of losers in the topic. Go down on your woman. If it smells talk to her about changing her diet. I eat pineapple to make mine sweeter. --- HA! HYAH! <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:897292725] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>Bunch of losers in the topic. Go down on your woman. If it smells talk to her about changing her diet. I eat pineapple to make mine sweeter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/06/18 5:17:39 PM #160:	Quit being a beeb and rub your tongues on her baby cannon. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897292804] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>Quit being a beeb and rub your tongues on her baby cannon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorPiranha3 03/06/18 5:17:54 PM #161:	MuffinzwOrned posted... Straw grasping. These are two different acts. I'm talking oral, not straight up sex. And as I've said, I know the mouth doesn't have the same physical sensors as the genitals, but it's still physical acts in which the giver/person controlling the motion is in control. Doesn't matter how many times you throw out the words digging or straw grasping, you've made it clear you have zero idea over sex and power dynamics. <cite>DoctorPiranha3 posted [p:897292820] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>MuffinzwOrned posted...</cite> <quote>Straw grasping. These are two different acts. I'm talking oral, not straight up sex.</quote> And as I've said, I know the mouth doesn't have the same physical sensors as the genitals, but it's still physical acts in which the giver/person controlling the motion is in control. Doesn't matter how many times you throw out the words digging or straw grasping, you've made it clear you have zero idea over sex and power dynamics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 03/06/18 5:18:57 PM #162:	i liek tortles --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:897292868] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>i liek tortles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto38 03/06/18 5:37:00 PM #163:	thronedfire2 posted... Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. MrDrMan posted... You don't care because you don't have to eat pussy if you don't get any pussy in the first place. I commend you for it. It's a genius strategy. Even if I was getting pussy, I still wouldn't put my mouth on it. I think it's nasty. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto38 posted [p:897293791] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then</quote> Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. <cite>MrDrMan posted...</cite> <quote>You don't care because you don't have to eat pussy if you don't get any pussy in the first place. I commend you for it. It's a genius strategy.</quote> Even if I was getting pussy, I still wouldn't put my mouth on it. I think it's nasty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carlbertomfg 03/06/18 5:38:02 PM #164:	Tadamoto38 posted... thronedfire2 posted... Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. This is my new favorite saying. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897293855] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto38 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then</quote> Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. </quote> This is my new favorite saying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sting 03/06/18 5:38:31 PM #165:	Howl posted... It doesn't smell bad or taste bad or anything, it's just incredibly uncomfortable and it takes forever. How do guys even like doing it? I want to be able to like it because my wife loves it. Any tips to make it seem like less of a chore? Have her shave it and shave yours too so it will be fair. That will help things go smoother, pun intended. To speed things up, see what she likes. Try doing it fast, try doing it slow. See what she reacts to better and then keep doing it. Also, stick 1 or 2 fingers in side and move them back and forth quickly while you do it but make sure you clip your nails first. This will help it go faster too. Also, invest in some of this stuff, it makes a difference and it tastes pretty good: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a11036e6-1718-439f-b710-2db8806923d3_1.2e7cd37a1a5814b8567ef35be5e2132c.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF --- IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS! <cite>Sting posted [p:897293887] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote>It doesn't smell bad or taste bad or anything, it's just incredibly uncomfortable and it takes forever. How do guys even like doing it? I want to be able to like it because my wife loves it. Any tips to make it seem like less of a chore?</quote> Have her shave it and shave yours too so it will be fair. That will help things go smoother, pun intended. To speed things up, see what she likes. Try doing it fast, try doing it slow. See what she reacts to better and then keep doing it. Also, stick 1 or 2 fingers in side and move them back and forth quickly while you do it but make sure you clip your nails first. This will help it go faster too. Also, invest in some of this stuff, it makes a difference and it tastes pretty good: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/a11036e6-1718-439f-b710-2db8806923d3_1.2e7cd37a1a5814b8567ef35be5e2132c.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tupacrulez 03/06/18 5:41:56 PM #166:	Lolol imagine being such a fucking weeb that you can't handle going down on a woman but want her to for you. Yeesh. This board is lolarious. Note: not directed at OP. --- Suck less, Rock Moar Have I licked butt hole before? All the time. --r4xor <cite>Tupacrulez posted [p:897294089] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>Lolol imagine being such a fucking weeb that you can't handle going down on a woman but want her to for you. Yeesh. This board is lolarious. Note: not directed at OP.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thanosibe 03/06/18 5:55:52 PM #168:	Carlbertomfg posted... Quit being a beeb and rub your tongues on her baby cannon. :-) baby cannon :-) --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:897294898] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote>Quit being a beeb and rub your tongues on her baby cannon.</quote>:-) baby cannon :-)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/06/18 6:14:38 PM #169:	Howl posted... It doesn't smell bad or taste bad or anything, it's just incredibly uncomfortable Uncomfortable? Elaborate. and it takes forever. Technique, son. Foreplay to shorten it if that's what you'd prefer or practice to git gud. How do guys even like doing it? raises hand I want to be able to like it because my wife loves it. Oh, don't we know it. Tell her we said hi ;) --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:897295967] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Howl posted...</cite> <quote>It doesn't smell bad or taste bad or anything, it's just incredibly uncomfortable</quote>Uncomfortable? Elaborate. <quote>and it takes forever.</quote>Technique, son. Foreplay to shorten it if that's what you'd prefer or practice to git gud. <quote>How do guys even like doing it?</quote>raises hand <quote>I want to be able to like it because my wife loves it.</quote>Oh, don't we know it. Tell her we said hi ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 03/06/18 6:25:26 PM #170:	This reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm running joke of people having neck pain being indicative of having eaten out recently. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:897296572] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm running joke of people having neck pain being indicative of having eaten out recently.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/06/18 6:27:33 PM #171:	Tadamoto38 posted... thronedfire2 posted... Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. I've got some bad news for you --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:897296694] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tadamoto38 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>Lol you might as well just stop trying to get a girl altogether then</quote> Not all girls are nasty sluts who like getting their vag licked. </quote> I've got some bad news for you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nundulan 03/06/18 6:31:02 PM #172:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0gpIKfcCmc" data-time=" Relevant --- If these walls could talk, they wouldn't say much <cite>Nundulan posted [p:897296865] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0gpIKfcCmc" data-time=" Relevant</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 03/06/18 6:32:53 PM #173:	fenderbender321 posted... I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation. I lol'd hard at this comparison --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:897296959] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.</quote> I lol'd hard at this comparison</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vulgorn 03/06/18 6:33:48 PM #174:	littlebro07 posted... fenderbender321 posted... I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation. I lol'd hard at this comparison The funniest part about that comparison is that it would just make me want to eat it more tbh. --- http://i.imgur.com/ryDA9Rf.gif <cite>Vulgorn posted [p:897297010] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote> I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.</quote> I lol'd hard at this comparison</quote> The funniest part about that comparison is that it would just make me want to eat it more tbh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/06/18 7:59:28 PM #175:	fenderbender321 posted... I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation. Bloody hell, what sort of sexual experiences have you had? You should sit down with someone and work through that shit. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:897301764] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it. It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.</quote>Bloody hell, what sort of sexual experiences have you had? You should sit down with someone and work through that shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gatorsPENSbucs 03/06/18 8:32:17 PM #178:	I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:897303699] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 03/06/18 8:40:50 PM #179:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer. if your wife has HPV.. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:897304169] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer.</quote> if your wife has HPV..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/06/18 8:44:36 PM #180:	I just came in to say "That's weird, everybody else is fine with your wife's vagina." I didn't expect this shitshow. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:897304379] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>I just came in to say "That's weird, everybody else is fine with your wife's vagina." I didn't expect this shitshow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 03/06/18 8:46:28 PM #181:	thronedfire2 posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted... I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer. if your wife has HPV.. Yah, I dont really believe it or give it much thought but Howard Stern rambles on about it. --- http://m.imgur.com/BtD5etN?r https://m.imgur.com/a/jclul http://i.imgtc.com/etNW2apANm.jpg <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:897304476] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote>I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer.</quote> if your wife has HPV..</quote> Yah, I dont really believe it or give it much thought but Howard Stern rambles on about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carlbertomfg 03/06/18 9:00:34 PM #183:	CE loves going down on topics. It's like a machine. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897305247] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>CE loves going down on topics. It's like a machine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carlbertomfg 03/06/18 9:20:42 PM #186:	fenderbender321 posted... Hmmm....i know a lady who got mouth cancer and died, even though she never smoked or did tobacco and rarely drank. I wonder if she was a closet lesbian who muched on one too many rugs. You heard it here, folks. If you know what a vagina tastes like you're getting mouth cancer. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897306366] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Hmmm....i know a lady who got mouth cancer and died, even though she never smoked or did tobacco and rarely drank. I wonder if she was a closet lesbian who muched on one too many rugs.</quote> You heard it here, folks. If you know what a vagina tastes like you're getting mouth cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MutantJohn 03/06/18 9:32:29 PM #187:	So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:897306960] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote>So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Carlbertomfg 03/06/18 10:30:41 PM #189:	fenderbender321 posted... Carlbertomfg posted... fenderbender321 posted... Hmmm....i know a lady who got mouth cancer and died, even though she never smoked or did tobacco and rarely drank. I wonder if she was a closet lesbian who muched on one too many rugs. You heard it here, folks. If you know what a vagina tastes like you're getting mouth cancer. I was just going by what other people were posting in this topic. I didn't make that claim at all. Just wondered. I made the statement. I was just using you as a platform. --- TOPIC CRUSHER <cite>Carlbertomfg posted [p:897310127] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Carlbertomfg posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>Hmmm....i know a lady who got mouth cancer and died, even though she never smoked or did tobacco and rarely drank. I wonder if she was a closet lesbian who muched on one too many rugs.</quote> You heard it here, folks. If you know what a vagina tastes like you're getting mouth cancer.</quote> I was just going by what other people were posting in this topic. I didn't make that claim at all. Just wondered.</quote> I made the statement. I was just using you as a platform.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MutantJohn 03/06/18 10:33:19 PM #192:	fenderbender321 posted... MutantJohn posted... So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm. This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way. Oh, child. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:897310267] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm.</quote> This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way.</quote> Oh, child.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MutantJohn 03/06/18 11:03:40 PM #194:	fenderbender321 posted... I'll be honest, that last post of mine I was trolling a bit. I've actually simultaneously licked and fingered several girls throughout my life. But that was the only time I've ever trolled anyone on the internet in my entire life. Honest to God. I'll even delete that post as a token of good will. It's okay if you can't do it. It takes a decent amount of concentration, stamina and breath control to pull off well. --- "Oh, my mother; oh, my friends, ask the angels, will I ever see heaven again?" - Laura Marling <cite>MutantJohn posted [p:897311697] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I'll be honest, that last post of mine I was trolling a bit. I've actually simultaneously licked and fingered several girls throughout my life. But that was the only time I've ever trolled anyone on the internet in my entire life. Honest to God. I'll even delete that post as a token of good will.</quote> It's okay if you can't do it. It takes a decent amount of concentration, stamina and breath control to pull off well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/07/18 1:01:40 AM #195:	DrizztLink posted... I just came in to say "That's weird, everybody else is fine with your wife's vagina." I didn't expect this shitshow. As soon as I read the first couple of replies... --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:897316265] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>I just came in to say "That's weird, everybody else is fine with your wife's vagina." I didn't expect this shitshow.</quote>As soon as I read the first couple of replies... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thanosibe 03/07/18 1:02:08 AM #196:	MutantJohn posted... fenderbender321 posted... MutantJohn posted... So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm. This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way. Oh, child. Sweet child of mine. --- I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski <cite>thanosibe posted [p:897316287] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm.</quote> This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way.</quote> Oh, child.</quote>Sweet child of mine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 03/07/18 1:41:10 AM #197:	MutantJohn posted... fenderbender321 posted... MutantJohn posted... So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm. This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way. Oh, child. This. That reply answered sooo many questions and made me very sad for his wifu lol --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:897317483] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MutantJohn posted...</cite> <quote>So basically, learn how to use your fingers at the same time. That also gives you the ability to come up for air without losing out on rhythm.</quote> This doesn't make sense. How am I supposed to stick my finger into a vagina when my tongue is on the clitoris? Clearly my chin is going to be in the way.</quote> Oh, child.</quote>This. That reply answered sooo many questions and made me very sad for his wifu lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 03/07/18 6:30:45 AM #198:	gatorsPENSbucs posted... thronedfire2 posted... gatorsPENSbucs posted... I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer. if your wife has HPV.. Yah, I dont really believe it or give it much thought but Howard Stern rambles on about it. Why would you not believe it? A bunch of people have HPV and don't even know and HPV very observably increases cancer risks. I mean not saying you shouldn't do it, but it is an obvious risk. Also emphasizes the importance of getting tested for HPV and also being safe. Although if eating pussy is what finally takes me out of this shitty world I'll be okay with that >_> --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - NeonOctopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:897323958] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted...</cite> <quote> I kinda miss it, the wife is a get to the point type of girl so shes not really a fan of any foreplay. But good for you TC, itll cause mouth cancer. </quote> if your wife has HPV..</quote> Yah, I dont really believe it or give it much thought but Howard Stern rambles on about it.</quote> Why would you not believe it? A bunch of people have HPV and don't even know and HPV very observably increases cancer risks. I mean not saying you shouldn't do it, but it is an obvious risk. Also emphasizes the importance of getting tested for HPV and also being safe. Although if eating pussy is what finally takes me out of this shitty world I'll be okay with that >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 03/07/18 7:07:31 AM #199:	Mufflnz0rz posted... Have her sit on your face. No need to have yourself in that awkward "lying on your stomach but still having to arch your back and neck and also getting your wrist in a good position for fingering" position I have them sit/lay on the edge of the bed and I just crouch in catchers position and do it. --- http://i.imgur.com/23CCcZB.jpg http://i.imgur.com/32mwCo1.jpg http://i.imgur.com/oqklqKC.jpg <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:897324642] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mufflnz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>Have her sit on your face. No need to have yourself in that awkward "lying on your stomach but still having to arch your back and neck and also getting your wrist in a good position for fingering" position</quote> I have them sit/lay on the edge of the bed and I just crouch in catchers position and do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuffinzwOrned 03/07/18 10:47:04 AM #201:	pres_madagascar posted... Mufflnz0rz posted... Have her sit on your face. No need to have yourself in that awkward "lying on your stomach but still having to arch your back and neck and also getting your wrist in a good position for fingering" position I have them sit/lay on the edge of the bed and I just crouch in catchers position and do it. That works too if your knees and back can take it I just really like facesitting sunglasses emoji --- Your signature is automatically appended to the bottom of every post you make. <cite>MuffinzwOrned posted [p:897332003] in I really d... [t:76386251]...</cite> <quote><cite>pres_madagascar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mufflnz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>Have her sit on your face. No need to have yourself in that awkward "lying on your stomach but still having to arch your back and neck and also getting your wrist in a good position for fingering" position</quote> I have them sit/lay on the edge of the bed and I just crouch in catchers position and do it.</quote> That works too if your knees and back can take it I just really like facesitting sunglasses emoji</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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