Current Events > I really don't like going down on my wife.

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Tadamoto38 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

TheGrindery posted...

Tadamoto38 posted...

Beats me. I personally think oral is nasty as fuck. I would never do it.

Did some chick fart in your face and laugh during it or something?

Nah, dudes a "nice guy" virgin that probably hates women. Anything sex related that's not going towards getting himself off he probably hates.

No. I just think that it's nasty and morally wrong. This is something that dogs do. I don't think that humans were meant to put their mouths on each other's private parts.

Morally wrong? Ok buddy. Someone isn't getting any pussy it seems?
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69 bro. Best way
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fenderbender321 posted...

MrDrMan posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it.

It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.

Genitalia is ugly dude. Realize that.

I do realize that. That's the whole point. It feels good to have my penis in it. That's all I need to know. Knowing what it looks like just adds unnecessary thoughts to the equation.

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For real though my wife was so insecure and scared to even let me try it. One night we got drunk and she let me do it and ever since then it's usually a requirement.
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...

For real though my wife was so insecure and scared to even let me try it. One night we got drunk and she let me do it and ever since then it's usually a requirement.

that is awesome lol
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MrDrMan posted...

Morally wrong? Ok buddy. Someone isn't getting any p**** it seems?

you realize that's tadamoto
don't respond seriously to him
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fenderbender321 posted...

MrDrMan posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I don't like going down on girls because I don't like having a full view close-up inspection of their vagina. It ruins the aura and mystique of it.

It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.

Genitalia is ugly dude. Realize that.

I do realize that. That's the whole point. It feels good to have my penis in it. That's all I need to know. Knowing what it looks like just adds unnecessary thoughts to the equation.

You gotta grow up man. Imagine spending your whole life scared to look at pussy. If you're scared to look at it god forbid you ever run into a woman with herpes or something. If you don't look how could you even know? She might not know herself. You just gotta look.
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fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.
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fenderbender321 posted...

ToonLinkWithGun posted...

For real though my wife was so insecure and scared to even let me try it. One night we got drunk and she let me do it and ever since then it's usually a requirement.

The things we're the most afraid of in life usually wind up being the things we love most once we push past the fear.

Always makes me wonder about death. We're all deathly afraid of it. So, it must be pretty nice, right?

No, usually the things we're most afraid of in life tend to be the things that cause us to suffer crippling physical and/or emotional pain when we're forced to experience them. Pushing past the fear isn't going to make that sabertooth tiger biting your dick off not hurt like hell.
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Panthera posted...

Pushing past the fear isn't going to make that sabertooth tiger biting your dick off not hurt like hell.

How can people possibly fear that though?
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Dude is trolling. It took me a minute but I finally realized he's not serious.
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Chicken posted...

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Some dudes are just super into the vag. Like they love those close up shots in porn and such.

Me personally I just like the feel, and thats that. Ill go to cuni-town once and awhile and its just sort of a whatever experience for me. I get much more of a turn on feeling her wet with my hand than my mouth.
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post 69 in the appropriate topic
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fenderbender321 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.

Nah, I'm not gay. I just way prefer to fuck vaginas instead of lick them.

Kissing is a way better turn on than most other forms of foreplay, anyway. You just gotta know how to do it right and tease and stuff.

What the fuck are you even talking about.
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krazychao5 posted...

Panthera posted...

Pushing past the fear isn't going to make that sabertooth tiger biting your dick off not hurt like hell.

How can people possibly fear that though?

You don't know the things I've seen
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Im good at it, but I still dont enjoy it. Fucking tongue/jaw gets tired. Thats the only complaint I have, though.
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I like the taste and the smell. plus the way her body convulses and her hands running through my hair, etc. it just feels good to see how much she likes it
we do it to each other when we feel like it, i'd hate to be in a relationship where every time you gave there had to be an equal time you receive. of course we both like to do it so it's never really at a time where we feel like the other is getting something more out of it
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Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.

Nah, I'm not gay. I just way prefer to fuck vaginas instead of lick them.

Kissing is a way better turn on than most other forms of foreplay, anyway. You just gotta know how to do it right and tease and stuff.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

He's trolling bro
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Asherlee10 posted...

Cunnilingus can take less time to reach climax if you ease into foreplay. Don't go right for it, take your time to get there.

Yeah. Gals are like diesel engines. They take a long time to warm up but when they do they can go for a long, long, long time. Guys are like bottle rockets.
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thanosibe posted...

Asherlee10 posted...

Cunnilingus can take less time to reach climax if you ease into foreplay. Don't go right for it, take your time to get there.

Yeah. Gals are like diesel engines. They take a long time to warm up but when they do they can go for a long, long, long time. Guys are like bottle rockets.

lol
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fenderbender321 posted...

MrDrMan posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.

Nah, I'm not gay. I just way prefer to fuck vaginas instead of lick them.

Kissing is a way better turn on than most other forms of foreplay, anyway. You just gotta know how to do it right and tease and stuff.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

He's trolling bro

Every girl I put through my kissing routine gets super wet while my dick gets hard. No awkward positions. No "okay, your turn to do me now" bullshit where you have to take turns pleasuring each other. No having a girl grab my penis with her hand...hands don't belong on that thing. Just simulateously getting turned on and ready for sex.

You guys sound like you are doing sex wrong. Nothing gets me more perfectly hard than subtleness, teasing, and anticipation. And there is all sorts of merit to this.

You're a virgin, aren't you
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getting my wife off gets me off

super easy to do that with oral
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What Asher mentioned earlier is super important. About not diving right into cunningulus. The anticipation helps a ton. Start by kissing her, then her neck, and work your way down. By the time you even get to her clit, she should be trembling.
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fenderbender321 posted...

MrDrMan posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.

Nah, I'm not gay. I just way prefer to fuck vaginas instead of lick them.

Kissing is a way better turn on than most other forms of foreplay, anyway. You just gotta know how to do it right and tease and stuff.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

He's trolling bro

Every girl I put through my kissing routine gets super wet while my dick gets hard. No awkward positions. No "okay, your turn to do me now" bullshit where you have to take turns pleasuring each other. No having a girl grab my penis with her hand...hands don't belong on that thing. Just simulateously getting turned on and ready for sex.

You guys sound like you are doing sex wrong. Nothing gets me more perfectly hard than subtleness, teasing, and anticipation. And there is all sorts of merit to this.

wut
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Howl posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

MrDrMan posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

Vulgorn posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I look, but just from a couple feet away.

And I've gone down on several girls before. Every time I do it, my opinion of their vagina is lessened, and thus my desire for it slightly decreases.

Ever think that maybe you're just gay? Like, in all seriousness, if looking at a vagina makes you want it less, you might not be entirely straight.

Nah, I'm not gay. I just way prefer to fuck vaginas instead of lick them.

Kissing is a way better turn on than most other forms of foreplay, anyway. You just gotta know how to do it right and tease and stuff.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

He's trolling bro

Every girl I put through my kissing routine gets super wet while my dick gets hard. No awkward positions. No "okay, your turn to do me now" bullshit where you have to take turns pleasuring each other. No having a girl grab my penis with her hand...hands don't belong on that thing. Just simulateously getting turned on and ready for sex.

You guys sound like you are doing sex wrong. Nothing gets me more perfectly hard than subtleness, teasing, and anticipation. And there is all sorts of merit to this.

wut

fenderbender321 is not to be taken seriously.
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"Hands don't belong on that thing." Is one of the most absurd quotes I've ever read here tbh.

What kind of guy honestly thinks that? Ever since I was a kid I've always played with it with my hand. Having a woman do it is even better.
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If my wife gives me head I'll return the favor, otherwise I don't eat the vag either. It's nasty. Both of us are just fine with plain old fucking.
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Men who don't enjoy it either a. Don't like pleasing a woman (good luck ever being an exciting long-term partner, you future cuck) or b. Are with a woman with some nasty smelling snatch

fenderbender321 posted...

It's like watching a cow get slaughtered and it's meat ripped out and then somebody using that meat to cook me a hamburger to eat. I'm just not gonna be as excited to eat a hamburger in that situation.

Okay, I laughed.

lol this thread
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I love going down on my girlfriend.
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Howl posted...

Any tips to make it seem like less of a chore?

get a dog. play videogames.
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Men who don't enjoy it either a. Don't like pleasing a woman (good luck ever being an exciting long-term partner, you future cuck) or b. Are with a woman with some nasty smelling snatch

I've been married for 10 years, absolutely hate doing it, and none of the above applies to me. To me, it's plain nasty. All I can think about is the pee hole and how much blood flows through there and it makes my stomach turn.
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voldothegr8 posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

Men who don't enjoy it either a. Don't like pleasing a woman (good luck ever being an exciting long-term partner, you future cuck) or b. Are with a woman with some nasty smelling snatch

I've been married for 10 years, absolutely hate doing it, and none of the above applies to me. To me, it's plain nasty. All I can think about is the pee hole and how much blood flows through there and it makes my stomach turn.

So you're both, then.
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Imagine thinking it's a chore to do something simple to bring pleasure to your sexual partner
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fenderbender321 posted...

Doctor Foxx posted...

Imagine thinking it's a chore to do something simple to bring pleasure to your sexual partner

Stick your penis into her vagina. That way TWO people get pleasure instead of just one at a time while the other person loses their arousal and has to start over.

Nah ever hear of the good ol 6 9
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