Poll of the Day > gather around, lads. it's time you heard the tale

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Summertimebooks
03/05/18 11:14:35 PM
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after years of jerking off to hentai, I finally meet a qt who was interested in me
things start off slowly
it took me a while to work up the courage and hug her, and even longer to kiss
she was my first kiss
after the kisses she slowly begins hinting at sex
a bunch of signs I missed and thought she was just being nice and sexy
anyway, one fine night her and me were sitting and talking in my car
we suddenly start making out like never before
we were like leaches sucking on each others tongues
she takes my hand and guides it under her bra
I grab and play
then in the heat of the moment I reach down and touch her there
she's so warm, wet and hairy
we move to the back seat
she starts jerking me and sucking
feels like she's trying to rip my dick off
dick hurts
I tell her it's my turn
she takes her pants off and spreads her legs
tfw so turned on my her
I go down and try doing that thing I always see in done in porn
sucking on her while fingering
she's dripping wet and keeps moaning "soooogooodbabe"
no idea what I'm doing but I keep going
after a while she wants to blow me again
starts sucking, but I'm not really feeling it
dick almost goes limp
somehow she ends up riding me
finish in seconds
the end
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PaddysPub
03/05/18 11:18:05 PM
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Jesus dude no one cares
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Summertimebooks
03/05/18 11:19:16 PM
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PaddysPub posted...
Jesus dude no one cares

r-rude
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123pizza2
03/05/18 11:20:27 PM
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Summertimebooks posted...
PaddysPub posted...
Jesus dude no one cares

r-rude


l-lewd
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SmokeMassTree
03/05/18 11:22:13 PM
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That first line had me cracking up bro. Got this girl in the office for who fucking knows why looking at me strange.
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wwinterj25
03/05/18 11:22:38 PM
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I've read much better erotic fiction than this.
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SmokeMassTree
03/05/18 11:24:09 PM
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she's so warm, wet and hairy
And then we have this hidden gem.
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LinkPizza
03/05/18 11:25:27 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
she's so warm, wet and hairy
And then we have this hidden gem.

Yeah. This was the line that got me.
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SusanGreenEyes
03/06/18 12:26:29 AM
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Sucking like leeches?
Now that's a disgusting woman! lmao
In addition, if any body part feels like it's being ripped off, then there's a problem.
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SunWuKung420
03/06/18 12:28:19 AM
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RIP in penis
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Setsunahenry
03/06/18 12:36:52 AM
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So this is a tale of TC, right?
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Smarkil
03/06/18 1:00:09 AM
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this whole thing made me a little sick to my stomach
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Krondelo
03/06/18 1:25:19 AM
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Smarkil posted...
this whole thing made me a little sick to my stomach


lol virgin detected!

Funny story TC, but I have a strange feeling it's fiction.
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jramirez23
03/06/18 1:28:08 AM
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This entire story
euLb52y
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