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UnfairRepresent
03/04/18 12:28:41 PM
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You're at home one day when your girlfrien's dad turns up unexpectedly looking serious but concerned and hands you a small package containing a Kahr TP40 and 40 bullets.

He says "[Surname] you just keep hearing about all these shootings and violence. Piles of dead kids overight, fellas killing each other in the street over money, over girls, over drugs, over nothin'. It ain't right. Your generation has lost it. Now I can't protect [Your girlfrend's name] all the time and she wouldn't be capable of using it so you need to make sure you're prepared for anything. Keep it with you.

Don't tell [Your girlfrend's name] because you know how she will react. Just... Look after her out there okay?"

GolIRmU

How would you react?
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Yomi
03/04/18 12:45:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
How would you react?


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Trigg3rH4ppy
03/04/18 12:56:39 PM
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My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it.
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SSBBSB
03/04/18 12:58:22 PM
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I chokeslam him into the Earth's core.
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Ilishe
03/04/18 12:59:44 PM
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I take it, place it somewhere where my kid can't reach it and NEVER have ammo for it in the house.
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UnfairRepresent
03/04/18 1:01:21 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them.

You're the worst kind of person
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Flockaveli
03/04/18 1:02:13 PM
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Id go to a range, take classes, get a license.
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Paragon21XX
03/04/18 1:08:43 PM
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Break up with her: Kahr is owned by the descendents of that crazy cult that was recently in the news. Any family who would support any operations by that Unification Church is not worth being around.
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Funkydog
03/04/18 1:14:14 PM
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I remind him that guns are illegal and that I can't look after her if we are both in jail.
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UnfairRepresent
03/04/18 1:15:20 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Break up with her:

BTW Trigg3rH4ppy you are still mildly worse than this guy
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Paragon21XX
03/04/18 1:18:32 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Break up with her:

BTW Trigg3rH4ppy you are still mildly worse than this guy

Literally supporting a cult, smdfh.
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EpicMickeyDrew
03/04/18 1:20:15 PM
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@Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it.

Did you even read the OP,
UnfairRepresent posted...
a Kahr TP40

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MuffinzwOrned
03/04/18 1:21:20 PM
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I'd be like, sweet bro

then

Flockaveli posted...
Id go to a range, take classes, get a license.

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Trigg3rH4ppy
03/04/18 1:40:11 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Did you even read the OP,

No. I assume it's some stupid hypothetical so I just took it in my own direction.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
03/04/18 1:41:55 PM
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"Hi, surname. Im dad."
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UnfairRepresent
03/05/18 5:13:08 AM
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
"Hi, surname. Im dad."

Wut
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Mistere Man
03/05/18 11:42:32 AM
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NeonOctopus
03/05/18 11:48:03 AM
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I'll be like "Thanks! I'll keep it close. Especialy when I'm doing a fishhook-to-donkey punch move that your daughter loves during sex"
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UnfairRepresent
03/05/18 1:45:31 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I'll be like "Thanks! I'll keep it close. Especialy when I'm doing a fishhook-to-donkey punch move that your daughter loves during sex"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l60MnDJklnM

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Pepys Monster
03/05/18 1:49:05 PM
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Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is? Is this thing meant for concealed carry or what? Is it any good?
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StickFigures720
03/05/18 3:34:50 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is? Is this thing meant for concealed carry or what? Is it any good?

Just as a little reminder, Google is at your fingertips.
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UnfairRepresent
03/05/18 3:56:04 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is?


It's a handgun
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gguirao
03/05/18 4:40:32 PM
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"Since when do I have a girlfriend?"
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Zack_Attackv1
03/05/18 4:41:51 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
03/05/18 4:42:07 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it.

How do you know his wife was a nazi? Did she finish the letter with "we rule jews drool"?
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