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UnfairRepresent 03/04/18 12:28:41 PM #1: |
You're at home one day when your girlfrien's dad turns up unexpectedly looking serious but concerned and hands you a small package containing a Kahr TP40 and 40 bullets.
He says "[Surname] you just keep hearing about all these shootings and violence. Piles of dead kids overight, fellas killing each other in the street over money, over girls, over drugs, over nothin'. It ain't right. Your generation has lost it. Now I can't protect [Your girlfrend's name] all the time and she wouldn't be capable of using it so you need to make sure you're prepared for anything. Keep it with you. Don't tell [Your girlfrend's name] because you know how she will react. Just... Look after her out there okay?" How would you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yomi 03/04/18 12:45:36 PM #2: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
How would you react? --- .0027 | Helicopters fly over the beach, Same time every day, same routine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 03/04/18 12:56:39 PM #3: |
My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it.
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SSBBSB 03/04/18 12:58:22 PM #4: |
I chokeslam him into the Earth's core.
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Ilishe 03/04/18 12:59:44 PM #5: |
I take it, place it somewhere where my kid can't reach it and NEVER have ammo for it in the house.
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UnfairRepresent 03/04/18 1:01:21 PM #6: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. You're the worst kind of person --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 03/04/18 1:02:13 PM #7: |
Id go to a range, take classes, get a license.
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Paragon21XX 03/04/18 1:08:43 PM #8: |
Break up with her: Kahr is owned by the descendents of that crazy cult that was recently in the news. Any family who would support any operations by that Unification Church is not worth being around.
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Funkydog 03/04/18 1:14:14 PM #9: |
I remind him that guns are illegal and that I can't look after her if we are both in jail.
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UnfairRepresent 03/04/18 1:15:20 PM #10: |
Paragon21XX posted...
Break up with her: BTW Trigg3rH4ppy you are still mildly worse than this guy --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 03/04/18 1:18:32 PM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Paragon21XX posted...Break up with her: Literally supporting a cult, smdfh. --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 03/04/18 1:20:15 PM #12: |
@Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it. Did you even read the OP, UnfairRepresent posted... a Kahr TP40 --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MuffinzwOrned 03/04/18 1:21:20 PM #13: |
I'd be like, sweet bro
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Trigg3rH4ppy 03/04/18 1:40:11 PM #15: |
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Did you even read the OP, No. I assume it's some stupid hypothetical so I just took it in my own direction. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JxOxNxIxCxS 03/04/18 1:41:55 PM #16: |
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UnfairRepresent 03/05/18 5:13:08 AM #17: |
JxOxNxIxCxS posted...
"Hi, surname. Im dad." Wut --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 03/05/18 11:42:32 AM #18: |
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NeonOctopus 03/05/18 11:48:03 AM #19: |
I'll be like "Thanks! I'll keep it close. Especialy when I'm doing a fishhook-to-donkey punch move that your daughter loves during sex"
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UnfairRepresent 03/05/18 1:45:31 PM #20: |
NeonOctopus posted...
I'll be like "Thanks! I'll keep it close. Especialy when I'm doing a fishhook-to-donkey punch move that your daughter loves during sex" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 03/05/18 1:49:05 PM #21: |
Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is? Is this thing meant for concealed carry or what? Is it any good?
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StickFigures720 03/05/18 3:34:50 PM #22: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is? Is this thing meant for concealed carry or what? Is it any good? Just as a little reminder, Google is at your fingertips. --- "Now I'm not sure if you're living to the fullest or that you've given up on life." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/05/18 3:56:04 PM #23: |
Pepys Monster posted...
Is it bad that I don't know what a Kahr TP40 is? It's a handgun --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 03/05/18 4:40:32 PM #24: |
"Since when do I have a girlfriend?"
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Zack_Attackv1 03/05/18 4:41:51 PM #25: |
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DocileOrangeCup 03/05/18 4:42:07 PM #26: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
My girlfriend's dad has some guns worth 4 and 5 digit figures. I'd be ecstatic, then immediately sell them. He's a collector of authentic WW2 weaponry and gear. Coolest thing he has IMO is a Nazi's helmet with a bullet hole in it and it still has a letter to his Nazi wife in it. How do you know his wife was a nazi? Did she finish the letter with "we rule jews drool"? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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