Current Events > Growing up, did your parents ever tease you about girls?

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AngryGrandpa
03/01/18 5:51:42 PM
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My mom did and it was annoying AF at the time.
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TheMarthKoopa
03/01/18 5:52:47 PM
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My mom did and now she just teases me about 2D girls or a secret Japanese girlfriend she thinks I'm hiding from her
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Pepys Monster
03/01/18 5:52:48 PM
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What does this mean?
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DK9292
03/01/18 5:53:21 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
What does this mean?

I think he means the "So when you gonna get a girlfriend" talk.
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Philoktetes
03/01/18 5:55:22 PM
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whenever my dad saw me playing with a girl when he came to pick me up from school or something he said "is that your girlfriend"

now im scared to talk to girls and im a 28 yaer old kissless handholdless virgin

please dont tease your kids it can cause serious psychological damage
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SavenForever
03/01/18 5:55:43 PM
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Way too fucking much. It kinda hurt my self-esteem to the point where I didn't even want them to see me with a girl.
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KStateKing17
03/01/18 5:57:07 PM
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My dad and uncles did. All the women just said to not get someone pregnant.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
03/01/18 5:57:08 PM
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I never have been the sort of person that shares significantly personal stuff with parents.
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Alkaloid
03/01/18 5:58:23 PM
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Mostly my stepdad. I'm still not convinced he grasped the farce of a man who literally

1) had not been married
2) had not had kids
3) nor even had sex until his 40s

Trying to give his teenaged stepson girl advice
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AngryGrandpa
03/01/18 5:59:02 PM
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*being around any girl*

"Are those your girlfriends?"
"Is your girlfriend gonna be there?"
"*laughs* You got a girlfriend!"

God damn mom just shut up

That somes up my childhood/teenager years lol
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KingCrabCake
03/01/18 6:00:02 PM
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Nah but ill never forget 2 embarrassing stories that happened....

Event #1. Sophmore yr me and a Sr skip school to fuck at my house...my mom leaves for work. Carla (the Sr) parks in my driveway, and comes in. We're in my room making out and my shirt is off ...my mom comes back home cause she forgot her lunch and ends up flipping out thinking i had one of my boys over to play xbox...she sees its a girl and what is about to go on...SHE ENDS UP GIVING US BOTH THE SEX TALK...i didnt go to school the next 2 days and when i did i was made fun. Lol also my dad was proud of me and mad at my mom.

Event 2...im at the theaters with my dad and theres a cute chick in line. My dad sees me checking her out and tells me to go up to her...i was a chicken shit and didnt want to so my dad coughs loud she turns i say nothing and my dad goes "my son thinks you're cute, would you give him your number" ..she said noo...but what my dad taught me was that when asking a girl out the worst thing that can happen is you get turned down.

Definitely gave me the confidence later on in hs and early adulthood to sleep around with as many girls as possible even ones i would think are out of my league
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Kaname_Madoka
03/01/18 6:00:27 PM
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no but my dad would always ask me if I was going out with any girls and give me advice

the advice was actually pretty good but I still didn't want it
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clearaflagrantj
03/01/18 6:04:44 PM
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My mom asked if I was gay because I was 18 and never had a girlfriend

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gguirao
03/01/18 6:08:01 PM
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No.
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KingCrabCake
03/01/18 6:15:23 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
I was 18 and never had a girlfriend



Lmfao ahahaha
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The-19th-Sparta
03/01/18 6:22:17 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
Nah but ill never forget 2 embarrassing stories that happened....

Event #1. Sophmore yr me and a Sr skip school to fuck at my house...my mom leaves for work. Carla (the Sr) parks in my driveway, and comes in. We're in my room making out and my shirt is off ...my mom comes back home cause she forgot her lunch and ends up flipping out thinking i had one of my boys over to play xbox...she sees its a girl and what is about to go on...SHE ENDS UP GIVING US BOTH THE SEX TALK...i didnt go to school the next 2 days and when i did i was made fun. Lol also my dad was proud of me and mad at my mom.

Event 2...im at the theaters with my dad and theres a cute chick in line. My dad sees me checking her out and tells me to go up to her...i was a chicken shit and didnt want to so my dad coughs loud she turns i say nothing and my dad goes "my son thinks you're cute, would you give him your number" ..she said noo...but what my dad taught me was that when asking a girl out the worst thing that can happen is you get turned down.

Definitely gave me the confidence later on in hs and early adulthood to sleep around with as many girls as possible even ones i would think are out of my league


Nothing like getting blocked by your own mother. Your dad sounds awesome though, loved the little swerve at the end of Event 2.
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KingCrabCake
03/01/18 6:30:30 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Nah but ill never forget 2 embarrassing stories that happened....

Event #1. Sophmore yr me and a Sr skip school to fuck at my house...my mom leaves for work. Carla (the Sr) parks in my driveway, and comes in. We're in my room making out and my shirt is off ...my mom comes back home cause she forgot her lunch and ends up flipping out thinking i had one of my boys over to play xbox...she sees its a girl and what is about to go on...SHE ENDS UP GIVING US BOTH THE SEX TALK...i didnt go to school the next 2 days and when i did i was made fun. Lol also my dad was proud of me and mad at my mom.

Event 2...im at the theaters with my dad and theres a cute chick in line. My dad sees me checking her out and tells me to go up to her...i was a chicken shit and didnt want to so my dad coughs loud she turns i say nothing and my dad goes "my son thinks you're cute, would you give him your number" ..she said noo...but what my dad taught me was that when asking a girl out the worst thing that can happen is you get turned down.

Definitely gave me the confidence later on in hs and early adulthood to sleep around with as many girls as possible even ones i would think are out of my league


Nothing like getting blocked by your own mother. Your dad sounds awesome though, loved the little swerve at the end of Event 2.


I never ever lived down the bird and the bees talk. Never got to smash Carla and never went to SR prom as a sophmore. Ugh but that was my mom. Completely innocent and ignorant of being cool.

But ya that was a good life lesson with my dad. And it's true nothing bad can happen from asking a girl out. And honestly when you don't get turned down it makes up for anytime you were rejected. I used to be so scared to talk to other girls that i wasnt friends with. Rejection was a fear for me and i assume most kids in high school
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clearaflagrantj
03/01/18 6:48:52 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I was 18 and never had a girlfriend



Lmfao ahahaha

Yeah I know embarrassing right I was too busy focusing on school
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AngryGrandpa
03/01/18 9:07:02 PM
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KingCrabCake
03/01/18 9:15:28 PM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I was 18 and never had a girlfriend



Lmfao ahahaha

Yeah I know embarrassing right I was too busy focusing on school


Lol im sure man
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