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Vaati_Reborn 03/01/18 1:59:40 AM #1: |
tell me stories about jail so I can be prepared when they firebomb my house and arrest me
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Muffinz0rz 03/02/18 11:02:01 AM #2: |
AR-15s
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kingdrake2 03/02/18 11:10:17 AM #3: |
TC's going to jail soon.
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 11:23:13 AM #4: |
kingdrake2 posted...
TC's going to jail soon. lol pls dont say that :( --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 03/02/18 11:26:02 AM #5: |
Death penalty.
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Alexanaxela 03/02/18 11:26:29 AM #6: |
you forgot to put quotation marks around "accidentally."
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Darklit_Minuet 03/02/18 11:28:59 AM #7: |
I don't get why anyone would ignore jury duty letters, I wish I got one
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CommonStar 03/02/18 11:30:03 AM #8: |
Just call them and tell them you forgot, they'll give you another date.
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 11:36:39 AM #9: |
Alexanaxela posted...
you forgot to put quotation marks around "accidentally." nah it was an accident I dont want to go because of my anxiety issues, first time I got a letter my mom called and they were really pushing for me to need a doctor note but the person on the phone just ended up feeling bad and saying don't worry about it. I got another letter last month and my mom was going to call again, I thought she did but she lost the letter and didnt bother. now I'm a filthy criminal I guess \_()_/ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alexanaxela 03/02/18 11:38:54 AM #10: |
Vaati_Reborn posted...
Alexanaxela posted...you forgot to put quotation marks around "accidentally." that all sounds like an "accident" to me \_()_/ --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Schwarber 03/02/18 11:39:05 AM #11: |
You're gonna be going to prison. Not just regular prison, but pound-you-in-the-ass prison. Godspeed.
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BuckVanHammer 03/02/18 11:40:14 AM #12: |
I did this once when i first moved out of my parents place. They give it to me 6 months late. Nothing happened.
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Kitt 03/02/18 11:40:31 AM #13: |
Have fun in prison.
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NeonOctopus 03/02/18 11:40:33 AM #14: |
Darklit_Minuet posted...
I don't get why anyone would ignore jury duty letters, I wish I got one You would not make a good juror >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FLUFFYGERM 03/02/18 11:43:48 AM #15: |
Kitt posted...
Have fun in prison. --- Do good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darklit_Minuet 03/02/18 11:44:30 AM #16: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...I don't get why anyone would ignore jury duty letters, I wish I got one I would make the best juror ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 03/02/18 11:48:41 AM #17: |
Phone up the court and apologise. Explain what happened.
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 12:04:28 PM #18: |
Alexanaxela posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...Alexanaxela posted...you forgot to put quotation marks around "accidentally." I swear it is. I'd much rather have it all settled then worry about when and if the police are going to come arrest me or whatever At the same time I kinda don't want to call since they barely accepted my reasoning the first time. meanwhile my mom just ignores it when she get one and hasn't gotten it trouble or another letter in years :\ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Big_Nabendu 03/02/18 12:18:45 PM #19: |
That's so many ways to get out of just duty tho
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Reverend_Wilson 03/02/18 12:22:55 PM #20: |
Just tell them you have social anxiety or some other sickness. That's how I got out of mines.
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 1:26:05 PM #21: |
Not a lie for me I have anxiety but they said I need a note for that and I don't go to therapy or anything so I can't get a note so I'm at a loss for how to get them to leave me alone :(
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Cornmuffins 03/02/18 1:27:12 PM #22: |
Forge a doctor's note, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
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smoliske 03/02/18 1:27:32 PM #23: |
just show up and mention jury nullification during questioning and they'll dismiss you faster than you can blink
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Turbam 03/02/18 1:27:45 PM #24: |
I emailed this topic to President Obama, you're done kid
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kingdrake2 03/02/18 1:27:54 PM #25: |
smoliske posted...
just show up and mention jury nullification during questioning and they'll dismiss you faster than you can blink can only do this X amount of times before it can't be used. though they ask many jurors to come in. (only need 8-12 out of lets say 100 jurors) probably wont get picked. --- every SNAP recipient is a Mercedes driving, Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, son of a gun - halomonkey1_3_5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoliske 03/02/18 1:29:54 PM #27: |
kingdrake2 posted...
smoliske posted...just show up and mention jury nullification during questioning and they'll dismiss you faster than you can blink then they'll be sorry when I'm the one not guilty hold out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lonestar2000 03/02/18 1:41:03 PM #28: |
They can't prove you got it since it is not registered mail.
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EternalDivide 03/02/18 1:46:02 PM #29: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
They can't prove you got it since it is not registered mail. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 1:46:25 PM #30: |
Turbam posted...
I emailed this topic to President Obama, you're done kid im black so hopefully Obama gonna look out for me and pardon :) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vaati_Reborn 03/02/18 1:47:54 PM #31: |
Lonestar2000 posted...
They can't prove you got it since it is not registered mail. that's why I'm not 100% freaking out over this too much. but like...they can still come down and arrest me for not going even if I didn't get it yea? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Mexicano Texano 03/02/18 1:48:09 PM #32: |
How old are you that your mom has to make your calls?
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Cornmuffins 03/02/18 1:52:00 PM #33: |
At worst you'd get a bench warrant. That's not even going to happen though.
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gatorsPENSbucs 03/02/18 1:52:13 PM #34: |
Vaati_Reborn posted...
Turbam posted...I emailed this topic to President Obama, you're done kid Show up and say damn, cant wait to throw some whiteys in jail and then theyll let you leave. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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