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KujikawaRising 02/27/18 11:45:18 AM #1: |
19 y/o Anya Hettich took to the microblogging site to share details about what happened and explained that during an 8am biology class, the students were discussing blood type. She revealed that a classmate couldn't figure out why her blood type didn't make sense - her dad was blood type O while her mother was A yet she was AB. 'She told the prof her dad was O and her mom was A but yet she was AB. 'My prof explained that thats impossible, that shes confused on the blood types or something - she even drew out the different Punnett squares to show her,' she added. The girl INSISTED she wasn't wrong on the blood types, so the professor asked her to verify the information, and it turned out her mother had an affair with her father's step-brother! The heifer had hid it for 21 years. The girl's parents are now getting a divorce. How would you react if you found out your uncle was your real father? Let's see what people think. --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dancedreamer 02/27/18 11:46:15 AM #2: |
I'd be confused, because I don't have an Uncle.
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OrangeCrush980 02/27/18 11:47:18 AM #3: |
Pics of the girl?
Pics of the uncle? Pics of California State University? Pics of Winnie the Pooh? --- "Total sentence imposed is ten [years in the state prison]" - Lyrics of "Knight of Fire" boss theme in Xenogears ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KingButz 02/27/18 11:48:44 AM #4: |
are you sure her name isn't Paulie
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KujikawaRising 02/27/18 11:49:41 AM #5: |
OrangeCrush980 posted...
Pics of the girl? The reason for no pictures is because none of this was available. HIPAA reasons, I presume. OrangeCrush980 posted... Pics of California State University? I am not Full Throttle. --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 02/27/18 11:56:02 AM #6: |
That would either mean I'm the whitest black person ever or that my mom's younger brother who was adopted by a different family when he was a baby miraculously made it back into her life at some point only to unknowingly have sex with her in which case wow fuck you universe.
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MZero11 02/27/18 12:16:38 PM #7: |
mnkboy907 posted...
That would either mean I'm the whitest black person ever or that my mom's younger brother who was adopted by a different family when he was a baby miraculously made it back into her life at some point only to unknowingly have sex with her in which case wow fuck you universe. I have no idea how to process this post --- MZero, to the extreme "2017 Guru champ BKSheikah is racist against cute Pokemon." - Luster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Underleveled 02/27/18 12:17:58 PM #8: |
Oh hey looks like Andy forgot to switch to his alt. Now we know.
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KujikawaRising 02/27/18 12:20:21 PM #9: |
Underleveled posted...
Oh hey looks like Andy forgot to switch to his alt. Now we know. What are you talking about? I satirize accounts like this all the time. >_> Okay, okay, I'll confess. I'm STA. --- http://i.imgur.com/t3naEGu.jpg I'm BlueCrystalTear, probably at work. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OliviaTremor 02/27/18 12:23:27 PM #10: |
mnkboy907 posted...
That would either mean I'm the whitest black person ever or that my mom's younger brother who was adopted by a different family when he was a baby miraculously made it back into her life at some point only to unknowingly have sex with her in which case wow fuck you universe. Skin color isn't Mendelian genetics so you're good. ...unless you aren't! Dun dun dun! --- Notyou ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 02/27/18 12:36:33 PM #11: |
MZero11 posted...
mnkboy907 posted...That would either mean I'm the whitest black person ever or that my mom's younger brother who was adopted by a different family when he was a baby miraculously made it back into her life at some point only to unknowingly have sex with her in which case wow fuck you universe. My grandma had four kids overall. She had my mom and her brother with one guy, but decided she didn't want to be a mother and gave them up for adoption. It was her mother (my great grandma) who stepped in and adopted my mom, but she was unable to take both kids so the baby brother went to someone else. My grandma then later got with another guy (who was black) and had two more kids who she decided to actually raise (with my mom being fully aware of it since she was still kept in the family, so kind of a big fuck you to her and there was animosity there for years and years). So thus I have two black uncles and one other uncle who could've magically stumbled back in my mom's life without either of them ever knowing. (except it's not the other uncle since my dad is older than my mom) --- BK_Sheikah? More like BYIG_Sheikah. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 102 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blackscar 02/27/18 3:12:17 PM #12: |
It would be a funny story for sure.
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swordz9 02/27/18 3:18:42 PM #13: |
Nothing would change for me since I see my uncle on my fathers side as often as I see my father aka not at all.
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