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AlecSkorpio
02/21/18 10:27:29 AM
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*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/21/18 10:29:04 AM
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lmao
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DevsBro
02/21/18 10:30:19 AM
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Wait when did you get stabbed?

I read it like three times and can't find it. Just the part where you die from having been stabbed.
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eston
02/21/18 10:31:29 AM
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I keep a blunderbuss next to my bed. My wife won't let me keep it loaded, but luckily my bedroom is really messy
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AlecSkorpio
02/21/18 10:31:36 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Wait when did you get stabbed?

I read it like three times and can't find it. Just the part where you die from having been stabbed.


No, the last rapscallion bled out after I charged him with my bayonette.
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apolloooo
02/21/18 10:32:36 AM
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Hmm yess such patriotic act
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AvantgardeAClue
02/21/18 10:32:47 AM
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Lmao never gets old
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Patchwork
02/21/18 10:32:53 AM
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I have a flintlock. I'm ready.
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DevsBro
02/21/18 10:33:08 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
DevsBro posted...
Wait when did you get stabbed?

I read it like three times and can't find it. Just the part where you die from having been stabbed.


No, the last rapscallion bled out after I charged him with my bayonette.

Ah I see.
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Dark_Spiret
02/21/18 10:36:23 AM
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can i have this setup at the end of my hallway?
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Irony
02/21/18 10:37:22 AM
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I prefer carrying a dozen pistols on my body
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ehhwhatever
02/21/18 10:38:10 AM
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don't have to register it
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AlecSkorpio
02/21/18 10:38:25 AM
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Honestly, if we could go back to six shooters and lever action guns I'd be all for it.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
02/21/18 10:46:18 AM
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Shooting a home invader with a minie ball then bayoneting his cohort would be metal as fuck.
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shiby with it
02/21/18 11:05:09 AM
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What's even more American is defending an ISIS invasion with that kind of artillery.
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