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_Squirtle_
02/16/18 1:21:39 PM
#1:


I made a topic a few days ago but I think it was auto-deleted

We're going to eat and gonna see Black Panther and then she wants me to stay at her place.

She's a thicc redhead but kind of a butterface. But I've got a doofy face as well so I can't really complain too much.
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MacadamianNut3
02/16/18 1:22:04 PM
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Did you eat some pineapple
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Parappa09
02/16/18 1:22:50 PM
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are you gonna knock one out before you see her?
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rabbi_baby
02/16/18 1:23:35 PM
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Cop you some generic viagra bro
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lubmelubyou
02/16/18 1:24:45 PM
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Do not knock one out beforehand because you'll give her an unimpressive Squirtle, you need to keep all of the goods and Blastoise inside her.
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SSJGrimReaper
02/16/18 1:25:28 PM
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Squirtle is about hydro pump that ass tbqh
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_Squirtle_
02/16/18 1:27:33 PM
#7:


MacadamianNut3 posted...
Did you eat some pineapple


is that actually true?

lubmelubyou posted...
Do not knock one out beforehand because you'll give her an unimpressive Squirtle, you need to keep all of the goods and Blastoise inside her.


I aint about to make me a little squirtle squad of my own.
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EnragedSlith
02/16/18 1:28:41 PM
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MacadamianNut3
02/16/18 1:35:16 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
is that actually true?

https://www.choosemyplate.gov/fruit

https://www.choosemyplate.gov/fruits-nutrients-health
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nevershine
02/16/18 1:36:55 PM
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You've got this
Don't give up!
qlgetHx
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Kaname_Madoka
02/16/18 1:38:07 PM
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@Cpt_Pineapple

he called your wife a butterface.

well?
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_Squirtle_
02/16/18 3:14:50 PM
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I trimmed down there cause it was a jungle

I'm getting nervous >__>
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voldothegr8
02/16/18 3:17:01 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
are you gonna knock one out before you see her?

I'd knock a couple out.
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Blue_Inigo
02/16/18 3:19:39 PM
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I hope you pumped earlier today
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_Squirtle_
02/16/18 3:23:00 PM
#16:


I'll probably knock one out in a bit. But I'm so hot blooded I don't even think it'll help >__>

I can get those "hands free" audio things to work pretty easily so I think a person actually toggling my joystick will turn me into Krakatoa
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TheAnthraxBunny
02/16/18 3:23:40 PM
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If you have performance anxiety then you probably shouldnt bust one before you go because it make it hard for you to get it up. Not getting it up is a hundred times more embarrassing than finishing too quick. If she knows youre inexperienced shes probably expecting you to finish quick anyway.
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Back_Stabbath
02/17/18 6:35:05 AM
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are you a man yet TC
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Kaname_Madoka
02/17/18 2:03:05 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
Kaname_Madoka posted...
@Cpt_Pineapple

he called your wife a butterface.

well?


my wife isn't a red head

well?

Oh.
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Colorahdo
02/17/18 2:07:03 PM
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Seeing a movie is the worst date imaginable...
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sobergermanguy
02/17/18 2:07:44 PM
#22:


Take pics
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Zodd3224
02/17/18 2:08:36 PM
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Good luck TC!
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_Squirtle_
02/17/18 4:35:39 PM
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didn't happen unfortunately

We clicked a lot during our dinner conversation but our food ended up being really late which kinda put her in a bad mood and then at the theater some dumb kid spilled soda on her so she was extra pissed. We kinda felt it was best to just try again at some other point.
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CapnMuffin
02/17/18 4:36:20 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
didn't happen unfortunately

We clicked a lot during our dinner conversation but our food ended up being really late which kinda put her in a bad mood and then at the theater some dumb kid spilled soda on her so she was extra pissed. We kinda felt it was best to just try again at some other point.


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Omnislasher
02/17/18 4:36:58 PM
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don't wait too long. have you made plans yet?
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Alexanaxela
02/17/18 4:49:27 PM
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TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Not getting it up is a hundred times more embarrassing than finishing too quick

this
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Parappa09
02/17/18 8:46:16 PM
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Zodd3224
02/17/18 8:46:36 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
my first time was p bad

youre okay tc

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