Poll of the Day > My fucking dog always opens my door whenever my gf and I bang.

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DirtBasedSoap
02/14/18 7:28:42 PM
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I dont live alone and its soooo annoying. None of the doors shut properly in this house Im living in :(
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funkyfritter
02/14/18 7:32:10 PM
#2:


Get a door jam.
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SusanGreenEyes
02/14/18 7:32:22 PM
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Do the locks not work?
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RCtheWSBC
02/14/18 7:33:04 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Do the locks not work?

His dog must be a master of unlocking
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SusanGreenEyes
02/14/18 7:34:25 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
I dont live alone and its soooo annoying. None of the doors shut properly in this house Im living in :(

Do you live with just your girlfriend and the dog?
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Doctor Foxx
02/14/18 7:34:51 PM
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Your dog is trying to tell you something

And that something is


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RCtheWSBC
02/14/18 7:35:04 PM
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lmaoooo
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Cacciato
02/14/18 7:36:15 PM
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It ever come up and lick you in the taint?
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SusanGreenEyes
02/14/18 7:37:24 PM
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^
Just.... Damn
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RCtheWSBC
02/14/18 7:37:41 PM
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Cacciato posted...
It ever come up and lick you in the taint?

only when he spreads peanut butter on it first
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Smiffwilm
02/14/18 7:46:14 PM
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Well stop yanking long enough to put the dog back out and close/lock the door.
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shadowsword87
02/14/18 7:47:59 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Cacciato posted...
It ever come up and lick you in the taint?

only when he spreads peanut butter on it first


How else do you make a sandwich?

That's why calling someone a sandwich-licker is moddable.
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TheCyborgNinja
02/14/18 7:48:32 PM
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My friend had his cat scratch his balls while having sex with his girlfriend. He also walked in on his grandparents having sex and was constantly teased about his hot mom.
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RCtheWSBC
02/14/18 7:49:42 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Cacciato posted...
It ever come up and lick you in the taint?

only when he spreads peanut butter on it first


How else do you make a sandwich?

That's why calling someone a sandwich-licker is moddable.

I'm dying
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Mead
02/14/18 8:07:49 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Your dog is trying to tell you something

And that something is


RCtheWSBC posted...
lmaoooo

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_PandaMaster_
02/14/18 8:12:29 PM
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Expected ridiculous posts
Got them
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FellWolf
02/14/18 8:18:22 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Your dog is trying to tell you something

And that something is



First moonjay and now you...
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rexcrk
02/14/18 8:32:03 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Do the locks not work?

Were not allowed to lock the doors in this house
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JOExHIGASHI
02/14/18 8:44:15 PM
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you can just close the door

can your dog use door knobs or something?
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