Current Events > Walked in on my parents having loud sex last night

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The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 11:33:39 AM #1:	I came home last night at around 12 am and started to walk up the stairs only to hear my parents having very loud sex in their room. Since I have to walk past their room to get to my room, I decided to chill in the kitchen instead of risking them seeing me or me seeing them. BIG mistake since I had like no headphones. For the next 20 minutes, I just listened to my parents fucking, man. Worst part is my mom texted me just before I walked in the house. She was texting me while getting plowed by my dad. It's morning now and I haven't left my room yet. How do I face them without it being awkward after this? We're not the type of family to talk about sex openly. My parents never gave me some sort of "talk" when I entered puberty. The topic of sex is the one thing we never mention around each other. I'm just going to go out there and potentially take the loss. I hope they don't say anything about last night. You guys ever walk in on your parents having sex? --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895823194] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>I came home last night at around 12 am and started to walk up the stairs only to hear my parents having very loud sex in their room. Since I have to walk past their room to get to my room, I decided to chill in the kitchen instead of risking them seeing me or me seeing them. BIG mistake since I had like no headphones. For the next 20 minutes, I just listened to my parents fucking, man. Worst part is my mom texted me just before I walked in the house. She was texting me while getting plowed by my dad. It's morning now and I haven't left my room yet. How do I face them without it being awkward after this? We're not the type of family to talk about sex openly. My parents never gave me some sort of "talk" when I entered puberty. The topic of sex is the one thing we never mention around each other. I'm just going to go out there and potentially take the loss. I hope they don't say anything about last night. You guys ever walk in on your parents having sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HypnoCoosh 02/10/18 11:34:37 AM #2:	Who cares people have sex. --- We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis <cite>HypnoCoosh posted [p:895823253] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Who cares people have sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 02/10/18 11:35:00 AM #3:	What did she text you. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:895823268] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>What did she text you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 02/10/18 11:35:12 AM #4:	people fuck relax --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:895823273] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>people fuck relax</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 02/10/18 11:35:17 AM #5:	HypnoCoosh posted... Who cares people have sex. --- Formerly known as The_Great_Geno <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:895823276] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>HypnoCoosh posted...</cite> <quote>Who cares people have sex.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanShields 02/10/18 11:35:55 AM #6:	Yeah I walk in your parents having sex all the time. Its cool. --- The statement above is true The statement below is false <cite>DanShields posted [p:895823316] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I walk in your parents having sex all the time. Its cool.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steelix500 02/10/18 11:37:07 AM #7:	Cucked by your own father huh? <cite>Steelix500 posted [p:895823378] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Cucked by your own father huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustang90 02/10/18 11:37:31 AM #8:	Did you have any urge to deed? <cite>mustang90 posted [p:895823392] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Did you have any urge to deed?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 02/10/18 11:37:44 AM #9:	Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:895823405] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 02/10/18 11:38:21 AM #10:	Give your dad a fist bump --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:895823430] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Give your dad a fist bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/10/18 11:38:35 AM #11:	Your dad has stamina. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:895823442] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Your dad has stamina.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yemmy 02/10/18 11:40:02 AM #12:	If your parents didn't fuck then you wouldn't exist. --- p226 <cite>yemmy posted [p:895823494] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>If your parents didn't fuck then you wouldn't exist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 02/10/18 11:40:32 AM #13:	Burgess posted... What did she text you. Asking the most important question here Well, tc? --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:895823519] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>What did she text you.</quote> Asking the most important question here Well, tc?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 02/10/18 11:40:41 AM #14:	littlebro07 posted... Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door. Fucking no. Do not do this. --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:895823527] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door.</quote> Fucking no. Do not do this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 02/10/18 11:41:53 AM #15:	Staggeringly, your parents are just like everyone else in their need for sexual release. <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:895823576] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Staggeringly, your parents are just like everyone else in their need for sexual release.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 11:44:03 AM #16:	Burgess posted... What did she text you. She wanted to see when I was coming home. I think they were trying to get in a quickie before I got back. Genocet_10-325 posted... HypnoCoosh posted... Who cares people have sex. Well obviously people have sex. It's still a little surprising to hear how loud your dad can pump your mom. --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895823658] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>What did she text you.</quote> She wanted to see when I was coming home. I think they were trying to get in a quickie before I got back. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HypnoCoosh posted...</cite> <quote>Who cares people have sex.</quote></quote> Well obviously people have sex. It's still a little surprising to hear how loud your dad can pump your mom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 11:46:31 AM #17:	mustang90 posted... Did you have any urge to deed? I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging. --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895823765] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>mustang90 posted...</cite> <quote>Did you have any urge to deed?</quote> I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 02/10/18 11:47:18 AM #18:	they bang more than you huh --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:895823789] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>they bang more than you huh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustang90 02/10/18 11:47:46 AM #19:	The_Scarecrow posted... mustang90 posted... Did you have any urge to deed? I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging. You were created from those sounds. You were part of their intense pleasure. <cite>mustang90 posted [p:895823811] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mustang90 posted...</cite> <quote>Did you have any urge to deed?</quote> I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging.</quote> You were created from those sounds. You were part of their intense pleasure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/10/18 11:49:01 AM #20:	Why didn't you join in the family fun <cite>Reis posted [p:895823871] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't you join in the family fun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 11:51:49 AM #21:	MrK3V posted... they bang more than you huh I've never done it personally. --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895823980] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrK3V posted...</cite> <quote>they bang more than you huh</quote> I've never done it personally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 11:55:10 AM #22:	mustang90 posted... The_Scarecrow posted... mustang90 posted... Did you have any urge to deed? I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging. You were created from those sounds. You were part of their intense pleasure. That's the thing. My parents are getting up there in age so they must have been wild in their youth. Reis posted... Why didn't you join in the family fun That's incest man --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895824114] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>mustang90 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>mustang90 posted...</cite> <quote>Did you have any urge to deed?</quote> I was going to deed last night anyways but I decided to not. When I finish, my mind wanders all over the place to different things. I didn't want one of those things to be the sound of my parents banging.</quote> You were created from those sounds. You were part of their intense pleasure.</quote> That's the thing. My parents are getting up there in age so they must have been wild in their youth. <cite>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>Why didn't you join in the family fun</quote> That's incest man</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 02/10/18 11:56:07 AM #23:	The_Scarecrow posted... That's incest man Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:895824155] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>That's incest man</quote> Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
andel 02/10/18 11:57:58 AM #24:	pics of mom, dad, you and the household pet(s) --- I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn.-Fubonis <cite>andel posted [p:895824241] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>pics of mom, dad, you and the household pet(s)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 02/10/18 11:59:48 AM #25:	ThyCorndog posted... The_Scarecrow posted... That's incest man Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:895824323] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>That's incest man</quote> Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 02/10/18 12:01:20 PM #26:	Sada_Pop posted... littlebro07 posted... Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door. Fucking no. Do not do this. Don't listen to this guy. --- http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb289/volcaitlin/gifs/dancning.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:895824409] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sada_Pop posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Just go out there and be like "sounds like we all had a fun night" and wink at them before walking out the door.</quote> Fucking no. Do not do this.</quote> Don't listen to this guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treebrojima 02/10/18 12:02:11 PM #27:	ThyCorndog posted... The_Scarecrow posted... That's incest man Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve I almost spit out my drink <cite>treebrojima posted [p:895824452] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>That's incest man</quote> Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve</quote> I almost spit out my drink</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BCAM1984 02/10/18 12:04:16 PM #28:	Sorry about that TC, you show definitely watch That 70s Show Season 1 Episode 21 as soon as possible and maybe talk with them if you are comfortable. --- Romans 12:21 - "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." <cite>BCAM1984 posted [p:895824551] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Sorry about that TC, you show definitely watch That 70s Show Season 1 Episode 21 as soon as possible and maybe talk with them if you are comfortable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 02/10/18 12:08:14 PM #29:	The_Scarecrow posted... Well obviously people have sex. It's still a little surprising to hear how loud your dad can pump your mom. Oh I'm sure that your mom was giving it to him just the same. --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:895824732] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>Well obviously people have sex. It's still a little surprising to hear how loud your dad can pump your mom.</quote> Oh I'm sure that your mom was giving it to him just the same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bagamak 02/10/18 2:30:43 PM #31:	did they say anything during, or was it just noises? <cite>Bagamak posted [p:895831344] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>did they say anything during, or was it just noises?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Asperity 02/10/18 2:55:52 PM #32:	Bagamak posted... did they say anything during, or was it just noises? @The_Scarecrow <cite>Asperity posted [p:895832556] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bagamak posted...</cite> <quote>did they say anything during, or was it just noises?</quote> @The_Scarecrow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ruvan22 02/10/18 3:16:29 PM #33:	How old are you TC and how old are they? <cite>Ruvan22 posted [p:895833546] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>How old are you TC and how old are they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 4:15:47 PM #34:	Asperity posted... Bagamak posted... did they say anything during, or was it just noises? @The_Scarecrow Just grunts, moans, and the occasional scream. Ruvan22 posted... How old are you TC and how old are they? I'm 20. My father is 55 and my mother is 53. --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895836294] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asperity posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bagamak posted...</cite> <quote>did they say anything during, or was it just noises?</quote> @The_Scarecrow</quote> Just grunts, moans, and the occasional scream. <cite>Ruvan22 posted...</cite> <quote>How old are you TC and how old are they?</quote> I'm 20. My father is 55 and my mother is 53.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 02/10/18 4:18:23 PM #35:	--- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:895836413] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/10/18 4:19:29 PM #36:	So like, after it was over what did you do, how did you go back to your room? Did you just camp around hoping they wouldn't come out and find you? --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:895836478] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>So like, after it was over what did you do, how did you go back to your room? Did you just camp around hoping they wouldn't come out and find you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 02/10/18 4:20:44 PM #37:	Good for them. It's nice to know they still have a healthy sex life. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:895836533] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Good for them. It's nice to know they still have a healthy sex life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 02/10/18 4:22:19 PM #38:	Yea you really shoulda deeded --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:895836610] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Yea you really shoulda deeded</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 02/10/18 4:27:55 PM #39:	"My parents were fucking! waaaaahhh" Me: How the fuck do you think you were created? --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:895836868] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>"My parents were fucking! waaaaahhh" Me: How the fuck do you think you were created?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hairy-man 02/10/18 4:31:43 PM #40:	Heard my mom screaming from being pounded by my dad when I was young. I called out Mom are you ok?. She replied with yes honey I just have bad gas Never forget that stuff --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah <cite>Hairy-man posted [p:895837059] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote>Heard my mom screaming from being pounded by my dad when I was young. I called out Mom are you ok?. She replied with yes honey I just have bad gas Never forget that stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
legendarylemur 02/10/18 4:34:02 PM #41:	Steelix500 posted... Cucked by your own father huh? ThyCorndog posted... The_Scarecrow posted... That's incest man Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve So many quality fucking posts ITT --- "Iwata was awesome" - Mr. Nintendo Click here to unlock the meaning of life! <cite>legendarylemur posted [p:895837181] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Steelix500 posted...</cite> <quote>Cucked by your own father huh?</quote> <cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote><cite>The_Scarecrow posted...</cite> <quote>That's incest man</quote> Not the superhero we need, but the one we deserve</quote> So many quality fucking posts ITT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Scarecrow 02/10/18 4:52:19 PM #42:	voldothegr8 posted... So like, after it was over what did you do, how did you go back to your room? Did you just camp around hoping they wouldn't come out and find you? Yeah, after what I figured was the "finishing moan", I made a beeline for my room. Then, I turned on all four of my fans and tried to go to sleep. Funnily enough, I had a dream where they sat down with me talk about how embarrassed they were that I heard them. Kineth posted... "My parents were fucking! waaaaahhh" Me: How the fuck do you think you were created? Man Kineth, why can't you just turn a slightly awkard situation into some light hearted fun like the rest of us? --- https://i.imgur.com/LCiyn5v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/QECiYbA.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qjwKvaI.png https://i.imgur.com/iEZUTLk.jpg <cite>The_Scarecrow posted [p:895838100] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote>So like, after it was over what did you do, how did you go back to your room? Did you just camp around hoping they wouldn't come out and find you?</quote> Yeah, after what I figured was the "finishing moan", I made a beeline for my room. Then, I turned on all four of my fans and tried to go to sleep. Funnily enough, I had a dream where they sat down with me talk about how embarrassed they were that I heard them. <cite>Kineth posted...</cite> <quote>"My parents were fucking! waaaaahhh" Me: How the fuck do you think you were created?</quote> Man Kineth, why can't you just turn a slightly awkard situation into some light hearted fun like the rest of us?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Asperity 02/11/18 9:43:17 PM #43:	glitteringfairy posted... Yea you really shoulda deeded <cite>Asperity posted [p:895911614] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Yea you really shoulda deeded</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 02/11/18 9:44:05 PM #44:	Asperity posted... glitteringfairy posted... Yea you really shoulda deeded --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:895911657] in Walked in ... [t:76304463]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asperity posted...</cite> <quote><cite>glitteringfairy posted...</cite> <quote>Yea you really shoulda deeded</quote></quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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