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MrK3V 02/09/18 8:05:07 PM #1: |
"you wanna know why the women are better at curling then the guys? They know how to sweep"
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DocileOrangeCup 02/09/18 8:05:51 PM #2: |
Got em
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myztikrice 02/09/18 8:11:58 PM #3: |
your dad is a pig
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AlphaCuck 02/09/18 8:13:02 PM #4: |
Wow your dad is a horrible person
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bevan306 02/09/18 8:13:35 PM #5: |
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FreshOverlord 02/09/18 8:14:39 PM #6: |
lmao
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MrK3V 02/09/18 8:14:53 PM #7: |
bevan306 posted...
I mean....everyone knows how to sweep I guess women do it better. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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orcus_snake 02/10/18 6:18:40 PM #8: |
I dont get it?
is it talking about bicep curls or what? what would sweeping have to do with it tho :P --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BalanceLost 02/10/18 6:26:41 PM #9: |
How long have your dads been together?
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Offworlder1 02/10/18 6:28:10 PM #10: |
Sounds like your dad needs some loving badly, is your mom around or did she make him like this ?
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CasualGuy 02/10/18 6:29:20 PM #11: |
If your dad said that on Twitter there would probably be 10k people trying to get him fired.
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SusanGreenEyes 02/10/18 6:31:02 PM #12: |
MrK3V posted...
"you wanna know why the women are better at curling then the guys? They know how to sweep" I admit that I laughed. --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sayoria 02/10/18 6:32:53 PM #13: |
Sounds like something my dad would say. He calls women broads....
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NES4EVER 02/10/18 6:32:55 PM #14: |
Actually the men are better sweepers >_>
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wdlp 02/10/18 6:34:41 PM #15: |
bevan306 posted...
I mean....everyone knows how to sweep No. I've seen people who think they know how, but really don't. --- wdlp ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sputnik1337 02/10/18 6:35:57 PM #16: |
bevan306 posted...
I mean....everyone knows how to sweep I can tell you first hand that about 1/3 of the people I trained at work did not know how to use a broom / sweep. Not even in the they did a shitty job because theyre lazy kind of way either. --- a ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 02/10/18 6:36:10 PM #17: |
lmao
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thronedfire2 02/10/18 6:36:44 PM #18: |
bevan306 posted...
I mean....everyone knows how to sweep You're overestimating people --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RickyTheBAWSE 02/10/18 6:37:57 PM #19: |
I'm mostly just wondering what sort of form and technique TC's Dad's mother used when sweeping. for his dad to relate curling to sweeping, I mean.
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X-02 02/10/18 6:43:55 PM #20: |
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GallisOTK 02/10/18 6:48:32 PM #21: |
I laughed, and I want to punch myself because of it.
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Funbazooka 02/10/18 6:49:15 PM #22: |
Gave me a smile. Awesome dad.
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MrK3V 02/10/18 7:28:06 PM #23: |
yeah hes a funny guy
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SusanGreenEyes 02/10/18 11:59:01 PM #24: |
thronedfire2 posted...
bevan306 posted...I mean....everyone knows how to sweep I remember a topic a few weeks back made by a guy who was getting in trouble at McDonald's or something because his boss followed him around bitching that he wasn't sweeping properly. Lol --- Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forlorn_Ass 02/11/18 12:00:03 AM #25: |
Lol @ all the SJWs gettin butthurt
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flat_tyre 02/11/18 12:02:32 AM #26: |
And here I was thinking he meant the sweeping, err, 'action' they make with their hands when they sweep really fast...
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Kajagogo 02/11/18 12:04:09 AM #27: |
myztikrice posted...
your dad is a pig You act like your whole day is ruined now. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrK3V 02/11/18 12:04:35 AM #28: |
my dad is a pig, cuz hes always porkin
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_OujiDoza_ 02/11/18 12:06:17 AM #29: |
orcus_snake posted...
I dont get it? Have you ever watched curling? --- R.I.P. Bilbo-Swaggins: Victim of the CommunistFAQS Regime |Brian-Dawkins|http://i.imgtc.com/5yil6xS.jpg. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 02/11/18 12:07:05 AM #30: |
Pics of dad
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MrK3V 02/11/18 12:09:34 AM #31: |
FF_Redux posted...
Pics of dad If anyone else would have asked, yes. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NINExATExSEVEN 02/11/18 12:11:11 AM #32: |
Forlorn_Ass posted...
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Capital_Tenant 02/11/18 12:11:44 AM #33: |
Next-level dad joke
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Looked gf 02/11/18 12:37:44 AM #34: |
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SK8T3R215 02/11/18 12:51:06 AM #35: |
Lol nice I would drink with your dad
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Returning_CEmen 02/11/18 12:59:39 AM #36: |
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ThyCorndog 02/11/18 1:02:46 AM #37: |
dad joke topic
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MrK3V 02/11/18 1:03:20 AM #38: |
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