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myghostisdead
02/08/18 11:13:14 PM
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I was at the checkout counter at K Mart and a man was standing behind me mumbling, moaning and breathing like he was in pain. He was holding a Batman pillow. That was his only purchase.

He kept rubbing his arm and I thought "Junkie." He asked the cashier as she was attending to me, "Is my arm swollen." She said she didn't think so. I looked back it seemed normal sized yet very red.

He turned it over and I said "Yes, your arm is swollen." I noticed it had good sized holes in it and I asked what happened. He said he was attacked by a dog.

I told him it was definitely swollen and he needed to see a doctor about a dog bite then I left.

I saw him leave the store, clutching his Batman pillow and get into a minivan that had two women in it and drive off.

So now I'm wondering just what the Hell the story is and the Batman pillow?
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Muffinz0rz
02/09/18 12:14:42 AM
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I didn't know K-Mart still existed
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LinkPizza
02/09/18 12:15:33 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I didn't know K-Mart still existed

They only closed a bunch...
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Mead
02/09/18 12:15:44 AM
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Did you stop to consider maybe he was going into labor
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Zeus
02/09/18 12:18:22 AM
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Be smart. Shop K-Mart.
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Firewood18
02/09/18 12:27:35 AM
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Yeah k mart has always been in my town and its a hellish hassle whenever the retail whirlpool pulls you in.

Still consider it Walmart lite though.
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Ultima_Dragoon
02/09/18 1:06:13 AM
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When I was little, I remember a man in a blood-smeared white t-shirt running through K-Mart with a knife in his hand with the cops in pursuit. And when I was older, I saw people grabbing stuff and just walking out with it because they knew the employees wouldn't stop them. It's always been the Walmart of Walmarts around here.
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LinkPizza
02/09/18 1:07:34 AM
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Ultima_Dragoon posted...
When I was little, I remember a man in a blood-smeared white t-shirt running through K-Mart with a knife in his hand with the cops in pursuit. And when I was older, I saw people grabbing stuff and just walking out with it because they knew the employees wouldn't stop them. It's always been the Walmart of Walmarts around here.

People just pick something up and walk out? What? Where do you live?
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