Poll of the Day > Apperntly i almost got a cops number last night

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darcandkharg31 02/08/18 3:36:23 PM #1:	Drunk, but i was flirting with a chick cop and we talked and laughed for about 5 minutes but she got a call, i asked for her number but she said she's not allowed to do that but "Maybe i'll see you around" smiled and left. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:895714917] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>Drunk, but i was flirting with a chick cop and we talked and laughed for about 5 minutes but she got a call, i asked for her number but she said she's not allowed to do that but "Maybe i'll see you around" smiled and left.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mastermix3000 02/08/18 3:38:01 PM #2:	darcandkharg31 posted... i asked for her number but she said she's not allowed to do that They aren't but she was definitely interested because most cops would kick your ass if you tried that Too bad you were drunk tho :/ lame --- RIP in peace Junpei 6/1/17 :( <cite>mastermix3000 posted [p:895715016] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>darcandkharg31 posted...</cite> <quote> i asked for her number but she said she's not allowed to do that </quote> They aren't but she was definitely interested because most cops would kick your ass if you tried that Too bad you were drunk tho :/ lame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 02/08/18 3:42:29 PM #3:	mastermix3000 posted... Too bad you were drunk tho :/ lame Just joshing, but yeah would've been sweeter if I was fully aware. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:895715271] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>mastermix3000 posted...</cite> <quote>Too bad you were drunk tho :/ lame</quote> Just joshing, but yeah would've been sweeter if I was fully aware.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nightengale 02/08/18 3:43:26 PM #4:	Nice going, slick. --- I know it sounds kind of odd for me to say this about myself, but you should know that my mood changes with the wind. <cite>Nightengale posted [p:895715318] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>Nice going, slick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 02/08/18 3:45:34 PM #5:	Nightengale posted... Nice going, slick. "Almost going" Like literally nothing happened, but I thought it was funny. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:895715450] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nightengale posted...</cite> <quote>Nice going, slick.</quote> "Almost going" Like literally nothing happened, but I thought it was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 02/08/18 3:52:47 PM #6:	something about handcuffs --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:895715904] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>something about handcuffs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antbregante 02/09/18 1:21:32 AM #7:	I got her number for you. It's 911. You're welcome. --- www.thebookofpdr.com. My friends site with bizarre web comics and a strange blog about the weird thoughts going on inside his head. <cite>Antbregante posted [p:895746075] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>I got her number for you. It's 911. You're welcome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 02/09/18 1:46:19 AM #8:	Antbregante posted... I got her number for you. It's 911. You're welcome. You just doxed the government. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 <cite>Yellow posted [p:895746970] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antbregante posted...</cite> <quote>I got her number for you. It's 911. You're welcome.</quote> You just doxed the government.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
acesxhigh 02/09/18 1:52:21 AM #9:	sounds like you got rejected bro. happens to everyone don't worry. at least you were drunk so your night sounds great besides the brutal rejection. --- http://www.last.fm/user/pr0wnage420 <cite>acesxhigh posted [p:895747143] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>sounds like you got rejected bro. happens to everyone don't worry. at least you were drunk so your night sounds great besides the brutal rejection.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 02/09/18 2:19:47 AM #10:	Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:895747998] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 02/09/18 2:21:07 AM #11:	EclairReturns posted... Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication? Maybe she could tell he was crazy drunk. And it's not like he was running around outside doing whatever. Haha. --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:895748037] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote>Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication?</quote> Maybe she could tell he was crazy drunk. And it's not like he was running around outside doing whatever. Haha.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 02/09/18 2:25:34 AM #12:	EclairReturns posted... Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication? Because thats not how public intoxication laws work. Generally it requires more than just being drunk in public, like being a giant pain in the ass. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:895748180] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote>Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication?</quote> Because thats not how public intoxication laws work. Generally it requires more than just being drunk in public, like being a giant pain in the ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 02/09/18 2:27:17 AM #13:	Cacciato posted... thats not how public intoxication laws work Cacciato posted... requires more than just being drunk in public Oh. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:895748233] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>thats not how public intoxication laws work</quote> <cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>requires more than just being drunk in public</quote> Oh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 02/09/18 2:27:26 AM #14:	Cacciato posted... EclairReturns posted... Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication? Because thats not how public intoxication laws work. Generally it requires more than just being drunk in public, like being a giant pain in the ass. Basically. Or else they could just arrest people at bars constantly... --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:895748238] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote>Why didn't she arrest you for public intoxication?</quote> Because thats not how public intoxication laws work. Generally it requires more than just being drunk in public, like being a giant pain in the ass.</quote> Basically. Or else they could just arrest people at bars constantly...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 02/09/18 2:32:15 AM #15:	EclairReturns posted... Cacciato posted... thats not how public intoxication laws work Cacciato posted... requires more than just being drunk in public Oh. The only time I ever messed with drunk guys that were minding their own business was when I was in Alaska and they were walking somewhere. And even then it was get in the back of the patrol car because I dont want you to freeze to death somewhere and I get stuck guarding your body until investigators show up. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:895748391] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>thats not how public intoxication laws work</quote> <cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>requires more than just being drunk in public</quote> Oh.</quote> The only time I ever messed with drunk guys that were minding their own business was when I was in Alaska and they were walking somewhere. And even then it was get in the back of the patrol car because I dont want you to freeze to death somewhere and I get stuck guarding your body until investigators show up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 02/09/18 5:02:59 AM #16:	This is an even lamer version than 'the barmaid spoke to me so she must be into me'. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:895752029] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>This is an even lamer version than 'the barmaid spoke to me so she must be into me'.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/09/18 6:37:09 AM #17:	Babynames. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:895753918] in Apperntly ... [t:76298041]...</cite> <quote>Babynames.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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