Board 8 > Politics Containment Topic 161: Elephants On Parade

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One of those perfect titles
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https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/07/health/religion-medical-treatment/index.html

Is this bullshit exclusively Christian, or do other religions have nutcases of this sort too?
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Tag
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Of all the combinations of that joke generator, which do you think are true, mwc?

Actually, that might be too long of a post. Just two, please.
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Peace___Frog posted...

Of all the combinations of that joke generator, which do you think are true, mwc?

Actually, that might be too long of a post. Just two, please.

Please don't
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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/961360534716211200

Update on Milos attempt to represent himself in his lawsuit against Simon & Schuster
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milo probably thought he could easily represent himself because he's played enough phoenix wright
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Mr Lasastryke posted...

milo probably thought he could easily represent himself because he's played enough phoenix wright

Well no, he was someone who totally mocked video games before GamerGate offered him an opportunity to grow his brand from gullible outrage boys
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So I am not usually a huge fan of the minority leader....but she fucking earned my respect today.

Holding the floor for 8 hours for DACA is impressive
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Oh shes done?

Did Ryan concede anything?
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-real-racism-rappers_us_5a78fadae4b00f94fe943738

Sorry for the HuffPo link but their quotes are sourced by a video

Don Jr is incredibly incredibly ignorant

Thats the kindest way I can say it
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Jakyl25 posted...

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jr-real-racism-rappers_us_5a78fadae4b00f94fe943738

Sorry for the HuffPo link but their quotes are sourced by a video

Don Jr is incredibly incredibly ignorant

Thats the kindest way I can say it

"Some of the guys my dad takes photos with are black!"
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i'm not racist my best friend is a black rapper?
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Yeah, shes done but to my knowledge nothing was conceded.
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I dont know, he wasnt so terrible a couple of years ago, when you were at his events ... when you were hitting him up for charity dollars and hes sponsoring things and sponsoring scholarships and doing XYZ for you guys.

This is the part that kills me

Totally 100% other-izing the interviewer
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Nice reference to Dumbo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcZUPDMXzJ8
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HaRRicH posted...

Nice reference to Dumbo:

No need to call Trump names
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https://twitter.com/crampell/status/961339433449648128

Guess I know who the last guy in this photo is now
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LordoftheMorons posted...

https://twitter.com/crampell/status/961339433449648128

Guess I know who the last guy in this photo is now

oh god I just remembered THE MOOCH
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https://twitter.com/climateprogress/status/960997782952689664

EU will only make trade deals with nations that ratify Paris climate agreement https://t.co/J7n2x0SQ57 https://t.co/MTQHS4naTs

What do you think that trump's stately response will be?
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Peace___Frog posted...

https://twitter.com/climateprogress/status/960997782952689664

EU will only make trade deals with nations that ratify Paris climate agreement https://t.co/J7n2x0SQ57 https://t.co/MTQHS4naTs

What do you think that trump's stately response will be?

Yup. That's an attack on American Sovereignty.

It should be an military response.

MWC: we should declare war on europe
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it's no different than us refusing to trade with North Korea. Or are you denying the sovereignty of the EU to trade with whomever it pleases?
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He means American sovereignty over the world, not over itself.
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Kenri posted...

He means American sovereignty over the world, not over itself.

literal lol
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Eddv posted...

MWC: we should declare war on europe

I didn't say that at all.

But what I am saying is yoi absoltely let them know that under no circumstance will we suffer them trying to fuck with us.

I can't imagine they would continue.

FinalistCloud posted...

Eddv posted...

MWC: we should declare war on europe

I didn't say that at all.

But what I am saying is yoi absoltely let them know that under no circumstance will we suffer them trying to fuck with us.

I can't imagine they would continue.

I imagine that declaring war on the EU would trigger swift retaliation from a massive coalition of nations around the world.
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Inviso posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

Eddv posted...

MWC: we should declare war on europe

I didn't say that at all.

But what I am saying is yoi absoltely let them know that under no circumstance will we suffer them trying to fuck with us.

I can't imagine they would continue.

I imagine that declaring war on the EU would trigger swift retaliation from a massive coalition of nations around the world.

There are like 3 countries in the work that aren't not us or the EU that remotely matter....

I'm supposed to care that Lima or Ivory Coast are telling us anything?

And again, shouldn't have to declare war. Just let them know we don't appreciate direct (or veiled) threats.

FinalistCloud posted...

There are like 3 countries in the work that aren't not us or the EU that remotely matter....

Which are those? Out of curiosity?
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Terastodon posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

There are like 3 countries in the work that aren't not us or the EU that remotely matter....

Which are those? Out of curiosity?

(I should say Europe)

China, Japan, India.

So Russia is being included in Europe and the nukes in Pakistan and Israel don't matter. Got it.
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Terastodon posted...

So Russia is being included in Europe and the nukes in Pakistan and Israel don't matter. Got it.

Pakistan already hates us...

And LOL at Israel turning on us...

(Technically so does China, but they have many of you calling them alies so I guess they'd "turn" on us in this scenario.)

Only new 3 relevant enemies would be the ones named.

So we're not declaring war, just giving a military response.

You think they'll be afraid of a parade?
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Holy shit MWC I can't believe you're somehow the most legitimate person amongst your crowd here even when you say shit like this.
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Peace___Frog posted...

So we're not declaring war, just giving a military response.

You think they'll be afraid of a parade?

You are aware you can respond with military and not start war, right?

It was LITERALLY the entire game plan of one of our Presidents.

Granted, Trump wouldn't know how to "speak softly" if he tried of course.

Fucking Christ, MWC. It's a good thing you aren't in charge, you might actually be worse than Trump if you were.

/hyperbole
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yeah, i'm sure looking forward to trump using "threatening language" towards europe. there's no way that could go wrong.
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any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there
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FinalistCloud posted...

I'm supposed to care that Lima or Ivory Coast are telling us anything?

remember when we lost a war to vietnam
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FFDragon posted...

any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there

They however can't afford to take that risk, because if someone did do it.... there isn't anything they'd be able to do. It's the United States East in less than a week.

So just the mere mention of a military action on Europe shouod get our way safely.

FFDragon posted...

any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there

Yeah, and they know that we've effectively pissed away most of our softy power at this point.
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Kenri posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

I'm supposed to care that Lima or Ivory Coast are telling us anything?

remember when we lost a war to vietnam

Because a party in congress wouldn't let us go in their and just destroy everything.... yes. I do recall.

FinalistCloud posted...

FFDragon posted...

any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there

They however can't afford to take that risk, because if someone did do it.... there isn't anything they'd be able to do. It's the United States East in less than a week.

So just the mere mention of a military action on Europe shouod get our way safely.

I really think you overestimate how much of the world would cower in fear if America started going full-blown Nazi Germany in terms of foreign policy.
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FinalistCloud posted...

Kenri posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

I'm supposed to care that Lima or Ivory Coast are telling us anything?

remember when we lost a war to vietnam

Because a party in congress wouldn't let us go in their and just destroy everything.... yes. I do recall.

And you agree that was...a...good thing, right?
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they can afford to take that 'risk'

because as stated, there is a literal zero percent chance of a follow through
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If Trump brought up military action in Europe it would unify both sides of the aisle to vote for rapid impeachment, one of the most unified votes between Republicans and Democrats im american history.

So he should do it.
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Inviso posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

FFDragon posted...

any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there

They however can't afford to take that risk, because if someone did do it.... there isn't anything they'd be able to do. It's the United States East in less than a week.

So just the mere mention of a military action on Europe shouod get our way safely.

I really think you overestimate how much of the world would cower in fear if America started going full-blown Nazi Germany in terms of foreign policy.

Ok.

Say in 2020 someone runs and his entire campaign is

"One world one America".

He wants to take over the world by force, he gives a plan, and somehow he won.

And on Inauguration Day to show he's serious he decides welp.... we are razing France and U.K. to show we are serious.

And the day he is inaugurated he tells those countries we have declared war, there will be no quarter. You are getting nuked in 24 hours, you have one day to evactuate....

What the hell do you think they are going to do?

The answer is UK and Germany are going to have their entire population leave the next day (as much as they can) because they couldn't do shit to stop us. They don't have the technology to stop us.

FinalistCloud posted...

Inviso posted...

FinalistCloud posted...

FFDragon posted...

any 'threat' toward europe is entirely hollow though

because there is literally a zero percent chance we take a military action there

They however can't afford to take that risk, because if someone did do it.... there isn't anything they'd be able to do. It's the United States East in less than a week.

So just the mere mention of a military action on Europe shouod get our way safely.

I really think you overestimate how much of the world would cower in fear if America started going full-blown Nazi Germany in terms of foreign policy.

Ok.

Say in 2020 someone runs and his entire campaign is

"One world one America".

He wants to take over the world by force, he gives a plan, and somehow he won.

And on Inauguration Day to show he's serious he decides welp.... we are razing France and U.K. to show we are serious.

And the day he is inaugurated he tells those countries we have declared war, there will be no quarter. You are getting nuked in 24 hours, you have one day to evactuate....

What the hell do you think they are going to do?

The answer is UK and Germany are going to have their entire population leave the next day (as much as they can) because they couldn't do shit to stop us. They don't have the technology to stop us.

Or the rest of the world decides to nuke us first.
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FinalistCloud posted...

What the hell do you think they are going to do?

If those events occurred he would be assassinated or we would be nuked first. It would be the death if America either physically or spiritually.
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