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Harpie
02/06/18 7:24:20 PM
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my body is not ready
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Offworlder1
02/06/18 7:25:43 PM
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Congrats Harpie, have fun and remember to have protection with you.
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ssj3vegeta
02/06/18 7:26:49 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/06/18 7:28:00 PM
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And brace yourself then hahahahahahahaha
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Harpie
02/06/18 7:28:17 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Congrats Harpie, have fun and remember to have protection with you.

We're walking on a trail

There will be very little oppertunity for fun times ._.

ssj3vegeta posted...
Harpie posted...
my body is not ready

You have 8 days to prep

What do I need to do vegy
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JustMonika
02/06/18 7:28:42 PM
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Offworlder1
02/06/18 7:29:45 PM
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Sex in the woods can be fun in the warmer seasons, never do that shit in fall or winter though.
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Harpie
02/06/18 7:29:53 PM
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JustMonika posted...

It was our next joint days off >.>
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Harpie
02/06/18 7:30:23 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Sex in the woods can be fun in the warmer seasons, never do that shit in fall or winter though.

Good think I live in Seattle where it will most likely be raining and 30F!! :D
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Ruvan22
02/06/18 7:37:22 PM
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Harpie posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Sex in the woods can be fun in the warmer seasons, never do that shit in fall or winter though.

Good think I live in Seattle where it will most likely be raining and 30F!! :D


Are you bringing macaroni?
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ssj3vegeta
02/06/18 7:41:57 PM
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Harpie posted...
What do I need to do vegy

Some of dese you've probs already done or don't need to do it but

shave dem legs
don't eat onions before da date
take mints
dye dat hair red
choose your favorite outfit now and not at da day of
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DocileOrangeCup
02/06/18 7:51:55 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
But my Harpie x Cornman ship D:

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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/06/18 7:53:53 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
But my Harpie x Cornman ship D:

lame ship

the superior ship is Grim x Cornman or Kitt x Cornman or Grim x Kitt x Cornman
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Harpie
02/06/18 10:09:29 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Harpie posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Sex in the woods can be fun in the warmer seasons, never do that shit in fall or winter though.

Good think I live in Seattle where it will most likely be raining and 30F!! :D


Are you bringing macaroni?

Of course. I never leave home without it

ssj3vegeta posted...
Harpie posted...
What do I need to do vegy

Some of dese you've probs already done or don't need to do it but

shave dem legs
don't eat onions before da date
take mints
dye dat hair red
choose your favorite outfit now and not at da day of

Wow gj reminding me to shave, I would have forgotten that for sure since I rarely shave in the wintertime

DocileOrangeCup posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
But my Harpie x Cornman ship D:

RIP
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Anony1125
02/06/18 10:14:44 PM
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Remember to let go.
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Harpie
02/06/18 11:23:51 PM
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Anony1125 posted...
Remember to let go.

So fuck him in front of everyone?

Got it
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Lordgold666
02/06/18 11:26:09 PM
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Get it girl!or boy, or w/e you are ;)
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/06/18 11:28:02 PM
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You're going hiking? If so turn into an animal. Tackle a bear and pound your breasts like an ape and go "UGghhh UGH!!!!!" It will show the male human you are indeed not taking bullshit anymore. Then unzip your pants and spray piss everywhere to mark your territory. That's the only real solid advice I could offer at present time.
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Harpie
02/06/18 11:33:25 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You're going hiking? If so turn into an animal. Tackle a bear and pound your breasts like an ape and go "UGghhh UGH!!!!!" It will show the male human you are indeed not taking bullshit anymore. Then unzip your pants and spray piss everywhere to mark your territory. That's the only real solid advice I could offer at present time.

Now this, this is the content I look for when I come to ce
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Choco
02/08/18 3:57:18 PM
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babynames.gamespot.com
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DragonGirlYuki
02/08/18 3:58:19 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Congrats Harpie, have fun and remember to have protection with you.

Curious what kind of gun you will be carrying.
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Muffinz0rz
02/08/18 3:59:46 PM
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v i c i o u s 1 5 " b i c e p s
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Harpie
02/08/18 5:25:52 PM
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Choco posted...
babynames.gamespot.com

NO BABIES
ESPECIALLY GAMESPOT BABIES

DragonGirlYuki posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Congrats Harpie, have fun and remember to have protection with you.

Curious what kind of gun you will be carrying.

AK-47

Muffinz0rz posted...
v i c i o u s 1 5 " b i c e p s


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DocileOrangeCup
02/08/18 5:29:23 PM
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Reis
02/08/18 5:31:10 PM
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Harpie
02/08/18 5:32:26 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Smh

SMUH

Reis posted...
JustMonika posted...


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JustMonika
02/08/18 5:32:46 PM
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Reis posted...
JustMonika posted...

This quote is a lie!
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Reis
02/08/18 5:36:29 PM
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@JustMonika posted...
Reis posted...
JustMonika posted...

This quote is a lie!


Ok.
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DocileOrangeCup
02/08/18 5:37:30 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Smh


fly to Seattle and beat this guy up with your strong cornhands

That's literally the plan
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Reis
02/08/18 5:38:48 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
But my Harpie x Cornman ship D:

lame ship

the superior ship is Grim x Cornman or Kitt x Cornman or Grim x Kitt x Cornman


What about the Grim x Kitt x Reis y Corndog ship
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JustMonika
02/08/18 5:41:02 PM
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Reis posted...
Ok.


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Reis
02/08/18 6:31:18 PM
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Guys I need your help. I might have made a prospective Valentine's date, but I was extremely drunk when it happened and I don't really wanna go

What do I do
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:34:59 PM
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tell her you're gay
it's a classic for a reason
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:35:29 PM
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or tell him you're straight
it's versatile you see
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Reis
02/08/18 6:36:32 PM
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CEvaluator posted...
tell her you're gay
it's a classic for a reason


I actually did that to her best friend, about 10 years ago in middle school lmao. So yeah that's not gonna work
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:37:49 PM
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tell her you now realize you're in love with her best friend
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Reis
02/08/18 6:39:14 PM
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But her best friend is married, and in a completely different state
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:44:03 PM
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well then you'll just have to take one for the team Reis
you never know when you'll find a shining star burning brightly inside someone
give her a chance and realize many would consider you fortunate
to have someone who wants you
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Reis
02/08/18 6:44:53 PM
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I have @JustMonika tho
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:48:48 PM
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that changes everything
JustMonika is amazing
tell the random girl to get lost
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CEvaluator
02/08/18 6:50:28 PM
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but you had better treat her right
or i will sweep in
and i will make her mine
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