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TopicSo I have a date on Valentines Day :0
Johnny_Nutcase
02/06/18 11:28:02 PM
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You're going hiking? If so turn into an animal. Tackle a bear and pound your breasts like an ape and go "UGghhh UGH!!!!!" It will show the male human you are indeed not taking bullshit anymore. Then unzip your pants and spray piss everywhere to mark your territory. That's the only real solid advice I could offer at present time.
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