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Yennefer
02/04/18 1:46:08 AM
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I'll name him Owlbert Einstein.
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glitteringfairy
02/04/18 1:46:41 AM
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Well you can't have one
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/04/18 1:47:03 AM
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I kinda have two pet owls right now. They live in my tree's outside. They do NOT like me snooping around there at night. It's an ongoing battle.
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glitteringfairy
02/04/18 1:48:34 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I kinda have two pet owls right now. They live in my tree's outside. They do NOT like me snooping around there at night. It's an ongoing battle.

Hide in the tree before the sun goes down. Then surprise them with a sneaky deed.
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armandro
02/04/18 1:49:06 AM
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what do you think about an owl with no feathers?
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/04/18 1:49:26 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I kinda have two pet owls right now. They live in my tree's outside. They do NOT like me snooping around there at night. It's an ongoing battle.

Hide in the tree before the sun goes down. Then surprise them with a sneaky deed.


These owls are BIG. They swoop down at me with fury man. They mean business.
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ItsYourFault
02/04/18 1:50:17 AM
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QXVWCT8
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/04/18 1:51:24 AM
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ItsYourFault posted...
QXVWCT8


See that's not even the kinda Owls i'm dealing with. These are massive fuckers. They look like they eat Elk for breakfast.
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Doe
02/04/18 1:52:38 AM
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Yennefer
02/04/18 2:13:03 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Well you can't have one


I know.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I kinda have two pet owls right now. They live in my tree's outside. They do NOT like me snooping around there at night. It's an ongoing battle.


Did you name them?

armandro posted...
what do you think about an owl with no feathers?


Adorable in a creepy way.
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Johnny_Nutcase
02/04/18 2:17:14 AM
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You don't name wild animals. Especially ones that have every intention of killing you if they could.
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Lordgold666
02/04/18 2:18:06 AM
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Ask it how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?

The world may never know
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Yennefer
02/04/18 2:23:18 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You don't name wild animals. Especially ones that have every intention of killing you if they could.


You can call them Demon or Mr. Satan. Give them an evil name.

Lordgold666 posted...
Ask it how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop ?

The world may never know


1... 2... *bites*
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Yennefer
02/04/18 4:45:45 PM
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Hootie
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armandro
02/04/18 4:46:12 PM
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i know someone who talks like an owl
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Fishy
02/04/18 4:47:20 PM
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armandro posted...
i know someone who talks like an owl

What's his or her name?
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Yennefer
02/04/18 4:58:04 PM
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armandro posted...
i know someone who talks like an owl


Sure. We know you're an owl.
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armandro
02/04/18 5:00:33 PM
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Fishy posted...
armandro posted...
i know someone who talks like an owl

What's his or her name?


Yennefer posted...
armandro posted...
i know someone who talks like an owl


Sure. We know you're an owl.

Joke killers :/
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Yennefer
02/04/18 5:04:56 PM
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Oh. What was the joke?
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armandro
02/04/18 5:06:56 PM
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Yennefer posted...
Oh. What was the joke?

I know someone that talks like an owl
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Capn Circus
02/04/18 5:08:23 PM
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armandro posted...
Yennefer posted...
Oh. What was the joke?

I know someone that talks like an owl


Who?
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armandro
02/04/18 5:09:04 PM
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Capn Circus posted...
armandro posted...
Yennefer posted...
Oh. What was the joke?

I know someone that talks like an owl


Who?

You
Hahahahahahahaha

Got em
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Yennefer
02/04/18 5:09:29 PM
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Ha I like that.
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