Current Events > Describe your hardest nut.

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What caused it
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2 times in my life I gotten 4 nuts in a row. Both were great mang
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my hand
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a pistachio is a pretty hard nut, i guess.
or maybe a hazelnut
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I busted some peanuts awhile ago.
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Some nuts while drunk and/or high took a very long time.
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I came
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It dangles lower than the lighter one
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

lolwut
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I want to post the image of Randy Marsh in "Over Logging" when he sneaks into the computer room and there's splooge everywhere and he's like "uh it was a ghost, this is ectoplasm"

But I got warned last time I posted a gif of Randy Marsh pooping at the end of the "More Crap" episode
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A bit of a tie.

First is when I was 17, in the lead up to establishing my first sexual relationship. We started hanging out in January, "official" couple by March, and "madly in love" by the end of the school year. We hadn't done anything sexual at that point but we knew we wanted to and soon. We hung out every day in June and talked about sex a lot and she decided she wanted to wait but she was open to us fooling around, oral, handies, etc. I was cool with that because I was really anxious about pregnancy (still am tbh) and didn't want to fuck yet.

She made the date for Fourth of July, in her room. We were going to take turns going down on each other. We teased the fuck out of each other over AIM and text messages for a week, talking about what we wanted to do to each other.

So I'm thinking, I really want to impress her. She felt my boner when we were making out so she knew that I wasn't big. I figured if my dick is not big then I should at least save up a big load for her. I didn't jerk for 10 days (still my record since i started). I was waking up with boners so hard they hurt. It was hell but I knew it would be worth it.

Fourth of July comes (heh) and she said she changed her mind because her grandma would be staying at her house and she didn't want to start her dick sucking career while the sweetest lady in the world was in the same house. My dick was crushed and I was a little bummed out, too.

So we went to see fireworks, held hands, cuddled, and all that shit. I dropped her off at home, went to my house, ran up to my room and beat my dick like it owed me money. I'm sitting in my desk chair, pants down just assaulting myself. A few minutes later, I start to ejac and this thick, yellowish jizz just shoots out like silly string well above my head. The first spurt was still shooting out of my dick when it started falling down and was like a jump rope of cum. Then three more increasingly smaller spurts shot out. I was glad it didn't happen with her because it smelled fucking foul. I was in transition from being malnourished and underweight to being addicted to fast food, so my diet was just absolute trash and I think that's why. My product has always been bleachy in smell but this was gag inducing. She would've immediately dumped me if I let that off anywhere near her. That smell is burned in my brain and even though my product doesn't smell so bad now, I can't let myself work up a big load before being with someone.

It felt goddamn amazing though. I've never felt that with a woman, not even her when we finally started having sex, and the only thing that compared was the first time I hooked up with a guy and didn't keep it a secret from my friends. It was also the first time I got a beej from a dude, so there was just a lot of energy and emotion going into that. It wasn't as big a load or as impressive a visual display but the sensation was comparable.
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Millennials posted...

A bit of a tie.

First is when I was 17, in the lead up to establishing my first sexual relationship. We started hanging out in January, "official" couple by March, and "madly in love" by the end of the school year. We hadn't done anything sexual at that point but we knew we wanted to and soon. We hung out every day in June and talked about sex a lot and she decided she wanted to wait but she was open to us fooling around, oral, handies, etc. I was cool with that because I was really anxious about pregnancy (still am tbh) and didn't want to fuck yet.

She made the date for Fourth of July, in her room. We were going to take turns going down on each other. We teased the fuck out of each other over AIM and text messages for a week, talking about what we wanted to do to each other.

So I'm thinking, I really want to impress her. She felt my boner when we were making out so she knew that I wasn't big. I figured if my dick is not big then I should at least save up a big load for her. I didn't jerk for 10 days (still my record since i started). I was waking up with boners so hard they hurt. It was hell but I knew it would be worth it.

Fourth of July comes (heh) and she said she changed her mind because her grandma would be staying at her house and she didn't want to start her dick sucking career while the sweetest lady in the world was in the same house. My dick was crushed and I was a little bummed out, too.

So we went to see fireworks, held hands, cuddled, and all that shit. I dropped her off at home, went to my house, ran up to my room and beat my dick like it owed me money. I'm sitting in my desk chair, pants down just assaulting myself. A few minutes later, I start to ejac and this thick, yellowish jizz just shoots out like silly string well above my head. The first spurt was still shooting out of my dick when it started falling down and was like a jump rope of cum. Then three more increasingly smaller spurts shot out. I was glad it didn't happen with her because it smelled fucking foul. I was in transition from being malnourished and underweight to being addicted to fast food, so my diet was just absolute trash and I think that's why. My product has always been bleachy in smell but this was gag inducing. She would've immediately dumped me if I let that off anywhere near her. That smell is burned in my brain and even though my product doesn't smell so bad now, I can't let myself work up a big load before being with someone.

It felt goddamn amazing though. I've never felt that with a woman, not even her when we finally started having sex, and the only thing that compared was the first time I hooked up with a guy and didn't keep it a secret from my friends. It was also the first time I got a beej from a dude, so there was just a lot of energy and emotion going into that. It wasn't as big a load or as impressive a visual display but the sensation was comparable.

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Damn Millennials
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Millennials posted...

A bit of a tie.

First is when I was 17, in the lead up to establishing my first sexual relationship. We started hanging out in January, "official" couple by March, and "madly in love" by the end of the school year. We hadn't done anything sexual at that point but we knew we wanted to and soon. We hung out every day in June and talked about sex a lot and she decided she wanted to wait but she was open to us fooling around, oral, handies, etc. I was cool with that because I was really anxious about pregnancy (still am tbh) and didn't want to fuck yet.

She made the date for Fourth of July, in her room. We were going to take turns going down on each other. We teased the fuck out of each other over AIM and text messages for a week, talking about what we wanted to do to each other.

So I'm thinking, I really want to impress her. She felt my boner when we were making out so she knew that I wasn't big. I figured if my dick is not big then I should at least save up a big load for her. I didn't jerk for 10 days (still my record since i started). I was waking up with boners so hard they hurt. It was hell but I knew it would be worth it.

Fourth of July comes (heh) and she said she changed her mind because her grandma would be staying at her house and she didn't want to start her dick sucking career while the sweetest lady in the world was in the same house. My dick was crushed and I was a little bummed out, too.

So we went to see fireworks, held hands, cuddled, and all that shit. I dropped her off at home, went to my house, ran up to my room and beat my dick like it owed me money. I'm sitting in my desk chair, pants down just assaulting myself. A few minutes later, I start to ejac and this thick, yellowish jizz just shoots out like silly string well above my head. The first spurt was still shooting out of my dick when it started falling down and was like a jump rope of cum. Then three more increasingly smaller spurts shot out. I was glad it didn't happen with her because it smelled fucking foul. I was in transition from being malnourished and underweight to being addicted to fast food, so my diet was just absolute trash and I think that's why. My product has always been bleachy in smell but this was gag inducing. She would've immediately dumped me if I let that off anywhere near her. That smell is burned in my brain and even though my product doesn't smell so bad now, I can't let myself work up a big load before being with someone.

It felt goddamn amazing though. I've never felt that with a woman, not even her when we finally started having sex, and the only thing that compared was the first time I hooked up with a guy and didn't keep it a secret from my friends. It was also the first time I got a beej from a dude, so there was just a lot of energy and emotion going into that. It wasn't as big a load or as impressive a visual display but the sensation was comparable.

That's a horrible story. Don't ever share that with anyone again

I never told my ex about that. I think I will :D
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Lesbian orgy porn.
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My hardest happened as the result of nipple stimulation and nothing else.

They're great for getting things going at first, but going all the way on them alone takes more time and focus than I expected. But I kept trying and, finally, I held out long enough to make it happen. It was basically two normal nuts followed by another vastly more intense one, over the course of about a minute.
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Several years ago, when I was on Paxil(it has side effects) and sexually frustrated af. I went at it for like a good 2 or 3 hours in a 85 degree room. This was the closest I ever got to paying real money on a cam site.

So finally, after many false nuts and my arm going damn near numb. It happened ---> post #7
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Walnut
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Normally when Im high its the best.

But I gave my first gf her biggest nut. I forget why it started, but we were chilling in my dorm room on my bed watching tv and my roommate was playing computer games. See, this sounds super bad, but we had a big dorm room so he was fairly far away and had a headset on.

Anyway, we started kissing and feeling each other both through and under clothes (we were under the covers as well) and I started working my way down south. Went to town down there and she eventually orgasmed. After she cooled down, she got up to leave and as she got to the door, I noticed a wet spot on her shorts. And Im talking like those athletic shorts that girls wear that have a lining and whatnot. Yeah, she had so much fun that it went through 3 layers and was a decent size. Luckily her room was just a floor above so she was able to get back without getting caught.

Felt so alpha.
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https://nuts.com/images/auto/510x340/assets/405ebe98aeb76574.jpg

The first time I got one of those "erotic hypnosis" hands-free recordings to work.
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TheoryzC posted...

One of those characters is literally like ten.
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hollow_shrine posted...

One of those characters is literally like ten.

go-ten

also yeah piccolo is only like 6
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYEshv7M0fE
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More white mystery than an Air Heads bag.
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Millennials posted...

A bit of a tie.

First is when I was 17, in the lead up to establishing my first sexual relationship. We started hanging out in January, "official" couple by March, and "madly in love" by the end of the school year. We hadn't done anything sexual at that point but we knew we wanted to and soon. We hung out every day in June and talked about sex a lot and she decided she wanted to wait but she was open to us fooling around, oral, handies, etc. I was cool with that because I was really anxious about pregnancy (still am tbh) and didn't want to fuck yet.

She made the date for Fourth of July, in her room. We were going to take turns going down on each other. We teased the fuck out of each other over AIM and text messages for a week, talking about what we wanted to do to each other.

So I'm thinking, I really want to impress her. She felt my boner when we were making out so she knew that I wasn't big. I figured if my dick is not big then I should at least save up a big load for her. I didn't jerk for 10 days (still my record since i started). I was waking up with boners so hard they hurt. It was hell but I knew it would be worth it.

Fourth of July comes (heh) and she said she changed her mind because her grandma would be staying at her house and she didn't want to start her dick sucking career while the sweetest lady in the world was in the same house. My dick was crushed and I was a little bummed out, too.

So we went to see fireworks, held hands, cuddled, and all that shit. I dropped her off at home, went to my house, ran up to my room and beat my dick like it owed me money. I'm sitting in my desk chair, pants down just assaulting myself. A few minutes later, I start to ejac and this thick, yellowish jizz just shoots out like silly string well above my head. The first spurt was still shooting out of my dick when it started falling down and was like a jump rope of cum. Then three more increasingly smaller spurts shot out. I was glad it didn't happen with her because it smelled fucking foul. I was in transition from being malnourished and underweight to being addicted to fast food, so my diet was just absolute trash and I think that's why. My product has always been bleachy in smell but this was gag inducing. She would've immediately dumped me if I let that off anywhere near her. That smell is burned in my brain and even though my product doesn't smell so bad now, I can't let myself work up a big load before being with someone.

It felt goddamn amazing though. I've never felt that with a woman, not even her when we finally started having sex, and the only thing that compared was the first time I hooked up with a guy and didn't keep it a secret from my friends. It was also the first time I got a beej from a dude, so there was just a lot of energy and emotion going into that. It wasn't as big a load or as impressive a visual display but the sensation was comparable.

the second to last paragraph was awful
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ive never butter harder than when i was looking at @NeoBowser insta page
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Parappa09 posted...

ive never butter harder than when i was looking at @NeoBowser insta page

Nasty!
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Went 3 months without masturbation (5 months without porn), and my first one was super intense. It had that deep pelvic tingle that I hadn't experienced since I first started at 13-14.
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Chestnuts, easily. I still don't have a good way to crack them.
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The Admiral posted...

Chestnut

Is that when you play with your nipples and it gets you off?
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