Poll of the Day > whelp, horizon zero dawn is probably the worst game ever to have been made

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helIy
01/28/18 9:46:49 PM
#1:


ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbFUZQ0WQVE


just look at that.

literally the most egregious thing to ever happen in a game, past, present, or future.
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DirtBasedSoap
01/28/18 9:49:33 PM
#2:


damn thats bad

Selling my copy asap
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 9:51:52 PM
#3:


That's a bit of an overstatement because 2 rocks allowed you to clip through them.

Also was that supposed to be snow? You can run through snow piles in real life.
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 9:54:43 PM
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Xbox or ps4? Can you provide a screenshot of the location on the map so I can confirm when I get home?
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helIy
01/28/18 9:59:28 PM
#5:


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xbox.
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 10:00:33 PM
#6:


helIy posted...
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xbox.


That's most likely the cause.
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Cacciato
01/28/18 10:01:02 PM
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Yeah helly. Get on that screenshot for confirmation.
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Mead
01/28/18 10:01:06 PM
#8:


Cant tell if those sound effects are footsteps or if aloy keeps farting
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helIy
01/28/18 10:02:21 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
helIy posted...
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xbox.


That's most likely the cause.


i wonder why that is
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Mead
01/28/18 10:03:33 PM
#10:


The ipad port is so buggy, best graphics though
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 10:10:01 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Yeah helly. Get on that screenshot for confirmation.


Seriously, when I get home, I'll fire it up on my ps4 pro and see if the problem exists there.
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LinkPizza
01/28/18 10:10:20 PM
#12:


Are you sure you're not walking through bushes with snow on top of them...
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helIy
01/28/18 10:15:39 PM
#13:


well the problem definitely happens on my xbox one x, so it'll probably happen on the ps4 pro
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 10:18:08 PM
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helIy posted...
well the problem definitely happens on my xbox one x, so it'll probably happen on the ps4 pro


Well, there's definitely a way to test it out, for science!
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helIy
01/28/18 11:03:34 PM
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is there
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 11:42:16 PM
#16:


helIy posted...
is there


Yea, I can't tell the exact location from the video so a screenshot of the location on the map would do it, so I can confirm the supposed clipping exists on the ps4.
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Mead
01/28/18 11:43:40 PM
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I shot an arrow at the rock and the swan super mutant from FO4 showed up and I had to fight him
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helIy
01/28/18 11:43:42 PM
#18:


sunny you know horizon zero dawn is a ps4 exclusive right
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Cacciato
01/28/18 11:44:51 PM
#19:


helIy posted...
sunny you know horizon zero dawn is a ps4 exclusive right

Lmao
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 11:47:21 PM
#20:


helIy posted...
sunny you know horizon zero dawn is a ps4 exclusive right


Nope. I don't pay attention to that stuff at all. Lol
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SunWuKung420
01/28/18 11:49:12 PM
#21:


Hell, I rarely buy games at release and usually always when they are on sale.
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FellWolf
01/28/18 11:56:11 PM
#22:


I knew I made the right choice never playing this game.
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 12:04:44 AM
#23:


FellWolf posted...
I knew I made the right choice never playing this game.


You're actually missing out on a fun game.
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LinkPizza
01/29/18 12:06:54 AM
#24:


SunWuKung420 posted...
FellWolf posted...
I knew I made the right choice never playing this game.


You're actually missing out on a fun game.

I usually don't agree with Sunny. And I don't like that I'm doing this, but he's ri... he's righ.... well, he's not wrong, I guess...
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helIy
01/29/18 12:10:25 AM
#25:


SunWuKung420 posted...
FellWolf posted...
I knew I made the right choice never playing this game.


You're actually missing out on a fun game.

yes
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RoboXgp89
01/29/18 12:29:40 AM
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I play it sometimes
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Krow_Incarnate
01/29/18 12:38:30 AM
#27:


Oh, please. The smallest amount of clipping bugs you that much?

I've got no dog in this fight as I don't even own a PS4. But this wasn't even worth making a topic(or video for that matter).
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jedirood
01/29/18 12:44:37 AM
#28:


That's...obviously just a bush.

Also worst game ever?

Exhibit A: http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/ride-to-hell-retribution

Exhibit B: http://jimcofer.com/personal/2009/12/08/the-game-that-killed-atari/

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_crash_of_1983

Exhibit C: https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/superman-review/1900-2545277/

Exhibit D: https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/air-control-review/1900-6415776/

I'm sure you were being sarcastic, but these are four games far worse than Horizon Zero Dawn. One of which caused the entire market to crash for two years.
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 12:45:47 AM
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I didn't click the link but exhibit b is ET, right?
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jedirood
01/29/18 12:46:17 AM
#30:


Krow_Incarnate posted...
Oh, please. The smallest amount of clipping bugs you that much?

I've got no dog in this fight as I don't even own a PS4. But this wasn't even worth making a topic(or video for that matter).


I face worse clipping in Fallout 4, where, near Goodneighbor(the old Boston sate house), there's actually a spot where you can fall through and get stuck, forcing a reload of a save.
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jedirood
01/29/18 12:47:41 AM
#31:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I didn't click the link but exhibit b is ET, right?


It is, indeed.

It's: Ride to Hell: Retribution

ET for the Atari 2600

Superman 64

and Air control
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Nightengale
01/29/18 12:49:40 AM
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horizon zero dawn is like marginally more interesting than the witcher 3 which isn't saying much
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WastelandCowboy
01/29/18 12:49:57 AM
#33:


Game of the Year 2017. I'm serious, by the way. Legit loved the game and its DLC.
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Nightengale
01/29/18 12:50:48 AM
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open world games should automatically be disqualified from any sort of game of the year awards
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LinkPizza
01/29/18 12:51:13 AM
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Nightengale posted...
open world games should automatically be disqualified from any sort of game of the year awards

Reasoning?
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Nightengale
01/29/18 12:52:33 AM
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they are usually not very good hope this helps
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Krow_Incarnate
01/29/18 12:52:37 AM
#37:


Nightengale posted...
open world games should automatically be disqualified from any sort of game of the year awards

And let me guess. You think Undertale is the second coming of the industry or something like that?
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Nightengale
01/29/18 12:53:33 AM
#38:


Krow_Incarnate posted...
Nightengale posted...
open world games should automatically be disqualified from any sort of game of the year awards

And let me guess. You think Undertale is the second coming of the industry or something like that?

uh. no? i honestly don't know how you would make that conclusion from what i said. i'm honestly kind of baffled
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LinkPizza
01/29/18 12:55:35 AM
#39:


Nightengale posted...
they are usually not very good hope this helps

Well, apparently, the majority thinks differently. Since they seem to win an award that basically means the game is good...
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 12:56:39 AM
#40:


Nightengale posted...
they are usually not very good hope this helps


ZDH is good, very good even. I hope this help.
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dragon504
01/29/18 12:56:56 AM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Game of the Year 2017. I'm serious, by the way. Legit loved the game and its DLC.


I'm liking it, but not loving it. Thunder jaws are the best so far though. Haven't been to the dlc area yet though.
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Krow_Incarnate
01/29/18 12:57:23 AM
#42:


Because it honestly sounded like pretentious butthurt hipster bullshit. I'm sorry for making that assumption.

For the record, up until three games that came/are coming out this year, I can't remember the last AAA title I was actually interested in. But open world as a concept shouldn't be so immediately disregarded. It probably has the most potential in the industry and there have been excellent games in the past with the kind of freedom it provides.
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 12:59:44 AM
#43:


Seriously, if you prefer rail games, you must love just doing what is expected of you.

I enjoy rail games at times when I'm not in the mood to make decisions (I just got BF4 for $5).
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jedirood
01/29/18 1:01:13 AM
#44:


Krow_Incarnate posted...
Because it honestly sounded like pretentious butthurt hipster bullshit. I'm sorry for making that assumption.

For the record, up until three games that came/are coming out this year, I can't remember the last AAA title I was actually interested in. But open world as a concept shouldn't be so immediately disregarded. It probably has the most potential in the industry and there have been excellent games in the past with the kind of freedom it provides.


Honestly, a good open world game should have plenty to explore. Saying that they should automatically be disqualified is incredibly unfair to great games that have come out in the genre, like Skyrim, Witcher 3, or any other you enjoyed. An open world game takes more effort than dozens of other cookie cutter games released annually.
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helIy
01/29/18 1:08:33 AM
#45:


Krow_Incarnate posted...
Oh, please. The smallest amount of clipping bugs you that much?

I've got no dog in this fight as I don't even own a PS4. But this wasn't even worth making a topic(or video for that matter).

i literally parodied my own gimmick with this topic, calm down dude

Krow_Incarnate posted...
Because it honestly sounded like pretentious butthurt hipster bullshit.

uh

what?

explain

SunWuKung420 posted...
(I just got BF4 for $5).

nice.

i didn't finish it, but what i did play of the campaign was super fun
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Krow_Incarnate
01/29/18 1:12:24 AM
#46:


That second post you quoted wasn't directed at you. My fault for not quoting the person I was actually responding to.

And I'm good. I was just expecting something completely egregious and your OP was underwhelming :P
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 1:42:03 AM
#47:


helIy posted...
nice.

i didn't finish it, but what i did play of the campaign was super fun


Yea, I'm doing my first play through on hard so I'm dying a lot but still having fun. All the gunfire makes it hard to play while the lady sleeps. Playing the DE:MD dlc I got for under $2.
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helIy
01/29/18 1:44:30 AM
#48:


so plug in some headphones
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 1:50:09 AM
#49:


helIy posted...
so plug in some headphones


Nah. I have plenty of quiet games for late night.
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FellWolf
01/29/18 1:52:17 AM
#50:


SunWuKung420 posted...
FellWolf posted...
I knew I made the right choice never playing this game.


You're actually missing out on a fun game.


@SunWuKung420

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