Current Events > Prime Iron Mike Tyson will stop at nothing to kill you. He's at your front door

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Alois_Hunter 01/20/18 7:46:45 PM #1:	What do you do? Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwuG60ct_Oc NO GUNS <cite>Alois_Hunter posted [p:894456328] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>What do you do? Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwuG60ct_Oc NO GUNS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UncleBourbon33 01/20/18 7:48:38 PM #2:	Get a gun. --- "Wanting something doesn't make it a human right." https://i.imgur.com/aqrImUY.gif <cite>UncleBourbon33 posted [p:894456422] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Get a gun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 01/20/18 7:49:58 PM #3:	I'm a pretty strong guy. I'll take my chances and stand up to him --- CE's source of sage-ly advice #BLM <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:894456492] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I'm a pretty strong guy. I'll take my chances and stand up to him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 01/20/18 7:50:20 PM #4:	call the cops. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:894456514] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>call the cops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 01/20/18 7:50:48 PM #5:	UncleBourbon33 posted... Get a gun. --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:894456541] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>UncleBourbon33 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a gun.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 01/20/18 7:51:01 PM #6:	Put up my dukes --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:894456558] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Put up my dukes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 01/20/18 7:51:02 PM #7:	Well I own a gun. Though I'm not sure if Mike Tyson can punch bullets or not. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:894456559] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Well I own a gun. Though I'm not sure if Mike Tyson can punch bullets or not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Doge 01/20/18 7:51:09 PM #8:	UncleBourbon33 posted... Get a gun. --- Wow such signature join Dogefaqs today http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1341-dogefaqs <cite>The_Doge posted [p:894456566] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>UncleBourbon33 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a gun.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/20/18 7:51:46 PM #9:	Run --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:894456590] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Run</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wolf_J_Flywheel 01/20/18 7:53:22 PM #11:	I guess exercise my right to put two center mass. --- Those who act like sheep, will be eaten by wolves http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg <cite>Wolf_J_Flywheel posted [p:894456664] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I guess exercise my right to put two center mass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alois_Hunter 01/20/18 7:56:25 PM #12:	Oh I forgot. You don't have a gun. That's part of the rule. Now what do you do? <cite>Alois_Hunter posted [p:894456817] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Oh I forgot. You don't have a gun. That's part of the rule. Now what do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ammonitida 01/20/18 7:57:07 PM #13:	Brad Pitt didn't even flinch when confronted by the Mike. True story. <cite>Ammonitida posted [p:894456849] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Brad Pitt didn't even flinch when confronted by the Mike. True story.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 01/20/18 7:57:21 PM #14:	mobilebloechel posted... __aCEr__ posted... Well I own a gun. Though I'm not sure if Mike Tyson can punch bullets or not. ....he can't. he totally can I mean his hand probably won't work right ever again assuming he still has one left, but he can. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:894456863] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>mobilebloechel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>__aCEr__ posted...</cite> <quote>Well I own a gun. Though I'm not sure if Mike Tyson can punch bullets or not.</quote> ....he can't.</quote> he totally can I mean his hand probably won't work right ever again assuming he still has one left, but he can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingCrabCake 01/20/18 7:57:25 PM #15:	Letron_James posted... UncleBourbon33 posted... Get a gun. --- Waaaah. <cite>KingCrabCake posted [p:894456870] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>Letron_James posted...</cite> <quote><cite>UncleBourbon33 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a gun.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 01/20/18 8:03:02 PM #16:	If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive. --- Jive <cite>nativengine posted [p:894457171] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 01/20/18 8:04:41 PM #17:	Is the door locked? Call the cops, get a knife and wait til he gets in I suppose. Obviously wouldn't want to fight the guy but this scenario isn't too terrifying. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:894457249] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Is the door locked? Call the cops, get a knife and wait til he gets in I suppose. Obviously wouldn't want to fight the guy but this scenario isn't too terrifying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingCrabCake 01/20/18 8:04:46 PM #18:	nativengine posted... If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive. He def would make it past them...how many --- Waaaah. <cite>KingCrabCake posted [p:894457254] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>nativengine posted...</cite> <quote>If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive.</quote> He def would make it past them...how many</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 01/20/18 8:05:59 PM #19:	I'd actually prolly let him f* my sister --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister https://m.imgur.com/fpLYQa3 <cite>nevershine posted [p:894457319] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I'd actually prolly let him f* my sister</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 01/20/18 8:07:11 PM #20:	KingCrabCake posted... He def would make it past them...how many no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:894457386] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>KingCrabCake posted...</cite> <quote>He def would make it past them...how many</quote> no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 01/20/18 8:07:23 PM #21:	Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Dawkins w/ dukes up --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:894457400] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Dawkins w/ dukes up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 01/20/18 8:09:22 PM #22:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Dawkins w/ dukes up Dawkins wins that fight 99/100 times The one L comes when a cop car rolls up and he stops the fight to smash his head against it --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:894457526] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Prime Mike Tyson vs Prime Dawkins w/ dukes up</quote> Dawkins wins that fight 99/100 times The one L comes when a cop car rolls up and he stops the fight to smash his head against it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NadYobWoc 01/20/18 8:09:43 PM #23:	ChromaticAngel posted... KingCrabCake posted... He def would make it past them...how many no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up. But he can punch them --- Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene <cite>NadYobWoc posted [p:894457549] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KingCrabCake posted...</cite> <quote>He def would make it past them...how many</quote> no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up.</quote> But he can punch them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Havik 01/20/18 8:10:50 PM #24:	House is alarmed. I'll know someone is here the second the door hinges squeak. In that occasion, i'm just simply grab my gun. Since guns aren't allowed though, I do have a Wakizashi, Tactical pen, Military Grade Tomahawk, and some Throwing Knives. He can pick his poison. Would call the cops before engaging though. --- Chocolate Globbernaughts. <cite>Havik posted [p:894457613] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>House is alarmed. I'll know someone is here the second the door hinges squeak. In that occasion, i'm just simply grab my gun. Since guns aren't allowed though, I do have a Wakizashi, Tactical pen, Military Grade Tomahawk, and some Throwing Knives. He can pick his poison. Would call the cops before engaging though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wdlp 01/20/18 8:12:05 PM #25:	I refuse to answer the door. Mike Tyson cannot break the law --- wdlp <cite>wdlp posted [p:894457686] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I refuse to answer the door. Mike Tyson cannot break the law</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JMP09 01/20/18 8:14:33 PM #26:	Grab my bow and quiver while calling the police. --- http://i.imgur.com/YGMV4qg.gif http://i.imgur.com/pfDGlzE.png http://i.imgur.com/ZAuRhLq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ox18WLA.gif <cite>JMP09 posted [p:894457791] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Grab my bow and quiver while calling the police.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
supercurrymax 01/20/18 8:18:26 PM #27:	Offer to share my delicious oatmeal creme pies --- i like chicken. <cite>supercurrymax posted [p:894457977] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Offer to share my delicious oatmeal creme pies</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingCrabCake 01/20/18 8:19:33 PM #28:	ChromaticAngel posted... KingCrabCake posted... He def would make it past them...how many no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up. As someone who is much smaller and worked with dogs...he def could. Depending on how many. Lol he aint gonna run --- Waaaah. <cite>KingCrabCake posted [p:894458040] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChromaticAngel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KingCrabCake posted...</cite> <quote>He def would make it past them...how many</quote> no he would not. A single dog like that will run faster than Usain Bolt and will seriously fuck him up.</quote> As someone who is much smaller and worked with dogs...he def could. Depending on how many. Lol he aint gonna run</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine 01/20/18 8:38:44 PM #29:	KingCrabCake posted... nativengine posted... If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive. He def would make it past them...how many 4 --- Jive <cite>nativengine posted [p:894459014] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>KingCrabCake posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nativengine posted...</cite> <quote>If he was banging on my door, chances are my Rottweilers would be losing their minds. All Id have to do is open the door. If by some miracle he made it passed them, Id just shoot him for harming my dogs and continuing to be aggressive.</quote> He def would make it past them...how many</quote> 4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 01/20/18 8:39:35 PM #30:	I'd get a gun --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:894459065] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I'd get a gun</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0TiamaT0 01/20/18 8:40:42 PM #31:	Find my wifes earmuffs and tell the kids to stay away from the kitchen. --- Myths, Lies and complete stupidity barely scratch the surface of your ignorance. <cite>0TiamaT0 posted [p:894459117] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Find my wifes earmuffs and tell the kids to stay away from the kitchen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 01/20/18 8:42:50 PM #32:	Hit him with a prybar. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:894459232] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Hit him with a prybar.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 01/20/18 8:46:55 PM #33:	get a crossbow --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:894459460] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>get a crossbow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LLKoolJosh 01/20/18 9:02:38 PM #34:	Stand up real straight and put a lamp shade on my head so he couldnt see me --- http://llkooljosh.deviantart.com/ <cite>LLKoolJosh posted [p:894460343] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Stand up real straight and put a lamp shade on my head so he couldnt see me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 01/20/18 9:03:17 PM #35:	Punch him until I get a star, then press select <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:894460386] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Punch him until I get a star, then press select</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 01/20/18 9:05:22 PM #36:	Tell him not to abandon Cus and to drop Don King. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:894460496] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Tell him not to abandon Cus and to drop Don King.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/20/18 9:07:15 PM #37:	I studied the blade, and will strike him down ever so swiftly with my glorious Nippon steel. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:894460602] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I studied the blade, and will strike him down ever so swiftly with my glorious Nippon steel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/20/18 9:10:00 PM #38:	Alois_Hunter posted... Oh I forgot. You don't have a gun. That's part of the rule. Now what do you do? Then he is obviously not at my front door. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:894460744] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alois_Hunter posted...</cite> <quote>Oh I forgot. You don't have a gun. That's part of the rule. Now what do you do?</quote> Then he is obviously not at my front door.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AuroraUnit836 01/21/18 1:37:26 AM #39:	call little mac --- Im Roxxxy Andrews and i'm here to make it clear <cite>AuroraUnit836 posted [p:894474420] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>call little mac</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 01/21/18 1:38:37 AM #40:	You think my door will stop him? --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg this space for rent (really) <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:894474466] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>You think my door will stop him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 01/21/18 3:21:19 AM #41:	wait I got it I leave the door open. When he gets to the door, instead of finding a door, he finds nothing. Since he stops at nothing, he's just stuck there. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:894477940] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>wait I got it I leave the door open. When he gets to the door, instead of finding a door, he finds nothing. Since he stops at nothing, he's just stuck there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BCAM1984 01/21/18 3:44:38 AM #42:	AuroraUnit836 posted... call little mac Lol, this or the Mystery Team. --- Romans 12:21 - "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." <cite>BCAM1984 posted [p:894478476] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote><cite>AuroraUnit836 posted...</cite> <quote>call little mac</quote> Lol, this or the Mystery Team.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Akagami_Shanks 01/21/18 3:54:23 AM #43:	throw some thumb tacks on the doormat, call the cops as theres no way he can get through and prepare myself with sharp kitchen knives and my family will be ready too. He either gets arrested or killed by us. --- http://i.imgur.com/MFTpPuq.jpg <cite>Akagami_Shanks posted [p:894478684] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>throw some thumb tacks on the doormat, call the cops as theres no way he can get through and prepare myself with sharp kitchen knives and my family will be ready too. He either gets arrested or killed by us.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hellhound76 01/21/18 4:12:34 AM #44:	Start playing in the air of the night on my sound system and while he's singing along grab my family and run --- Some know his name, others question his existence. He will come. <cite>hellhound76 posted [p:894479081] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>Start playing in the air of the night on my sound system and while he's singing along grab my family and run</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 01/21/18 4:45:26 AM #45:	I have a long harpoon gun. He's fucked. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:894479778] in Prime Iron... [t:76224424]...</cite> <quote>I have a long harpoon gun. He's fucked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Prime Iron Mike Tyson will stop at nothing to kill you. He's at your front door