Current Events > anonymous ce confession topic

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i will post responses only if they are tou friendly

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1hLyIqWi4yHDUtaadefY76Rj_mRN6odRcJZUNCpzVK1w/edit
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"my ryze is good my azir is better you guessed it right im"

"You're a bitch"

"I think you are a very nice person :)"

"I used to do these and people sent me dick pics be careful young harpie !!!"

"Blue > brown"
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"tits or gtfo"

"youre but smells"

"I love lolis"
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I show harpies pictures to my friends and family telling them she's my online girlfriend.

futa on female is hot, does that make me gay?

slut

once, when i was thirsty - i drank my own piss

You're adorable.

I am secretly in love with Harpy. I think she is real wife material.
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also i will not be looking at or posting pictures
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should I type commentary on each one
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yeah
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If I ever sat behind you in school, I'd scoot my chair up so I can catch a whiff of your hair.... mmmmm. And poke your butt.
poke with a pencil?

Please tell brootz how you feel
ur not brootz!
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Nightmare_Luna posted...

yeah

ok well tell your ce friends to post in the topic or else >:|
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wow or else what
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i love lolis AND traps
what are those

Everyone here is so much better-looking, smarter, and more interesting than me. Nobody would notice if I disappeared tomorrow.
you have to believe in yourself, and make yourself worth remembering

I really want to spank a loli
whats a loli jfc

I filmed a friend in the shower without her consent years ago. I feel bad about it.
you should ngl

You're a good person
thank you! :D

If I was to become Eno Romari would you steal my white robe in a bizarre murder?
who
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Nightmare_Luna posted...

wow or else what

i close the topic
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I wud buy ur durty panty for $$$$
why would you want that

When I was 10 I was molested by my adult sister multiple times. Made to go down on her and eventually my mom found out and the family has never spoke of it since. I think that's why I have so many problems with women and something of a hatred towards them
jesus, it's understandable but you still need your family to acknowledge it and to get help

I am Brootz. I love how fat you are. Please tell me you love me.
rood >:|

The more cries of racism I hear, the more racist it makes me actually wanna be

you must be fun at parties

Women and people of color haven't gotten a fair shake in this country.
shake em bby
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im too drunk for this lmao
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do the loli in the butt
WHAT IS LOLI

I once (redacted) my God mother on a roller coaster which wasn't even the most interesting part of that day. I got (redacted) by uncle. The point is I ride roller coasters.
r u ok

Would you ever consider dating a CEman if he moved to Seattle to be with you?
depends on the ceman, but sure

"Don't take career advice from Joe Piscopo."
WHO
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I think Harpie and Vegy are the same person.

Harpie posted...

WHAT IS LOLI

Little girls

I make a top-notch lemon meringue pie.
do you now

Lend me your dirty socks so that I can eat them and achieve ULTRA HYPER SPEED.
okay, pay for shipping and i'll send em your way. good luck on your hyper seppd advemture!

I sent nudes at TC
maybe you did, i definitely have recieved nudes

When I was in high school, I used to buy packs of condoms at the gas station with the money I got from my part time job. Is it weird to wear condoms and jerk off into them?
yes a little bit, doesnt it reduce feeling??
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Harpie, a loli is the anime depiction of an underage girl.
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WTF was the mods' problem with post #6
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Loli: A very youthful anime girl.

Trap: Someone who fully appears to be male or female in almost all physical aspects except the one that determines them to be physically male or female.

Those are my best descriptions for you.
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"Add 1 million years, two white tigers and we're in Sigfried and Roy!"
idk if this makes no sense to everyone or if it just makes no sense to me

slow desolation like a (long redacted gory paragraph)
r u on lsd bro

I have an fetish for unbirthing fantasies
the fuck is that, where the guy sticks his head in?

The only reason I come to CE is to shit post. No one really knows me, I am just a troll. It gets lonely sometimes. I see everybody in their little cliques and feel like the loser nobody wants to hang out with. I fail even on CE, what a fucking joke
maybe if you stopped shitposting and tried to act normal people would like you and you could join a clique
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WilliamPorygon posted...

WTF was the mods' problem with post #6

nothing, i deleted it because it had too much detail in one post

also wtf at lolis thats gross jfc
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White people rule!
all people rule!

I want to fuck your (redacted) with my throbbing (redacted). Make you lean your (redacted) over the bed and open your (redacted) like a (redacted)
is it bad that i got kinda turned on? lmao

Hypothetically, do you think there's any way I could make Vyrulisse fall in love with me?
anything is possible, but it probs wont happen sorry kiddo

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little (redacted, rest of copy pasta)
nice copy pasta, this is a fave

I think (redacted so feelings arent hurt) is a disgusting person. No morals *****. people like them deserve to be alone for life
imagine being this angry about someone on the internet

i got warned for posting black man ass. i'll never stop.
you shouldnt stop, carry on good man
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Would toss daggers at
thats rude

Does it excite you when people read your stuff like i'm piercing my nipples and stuff like that?
hmmmmmmmmm, no. i just like talking about controversial stuff

If youre just gonna redact stuff itll be a boring ass topic
ill risk moderations if you tell me that in the topic

I want to (redacted) your face in front of a camera streaming to a CE crowd.
thats nice
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i'm actually a woman
yeah, lots of secret cegals. most of ce would be shook if they knew some of their fave guy posters were actualy women

post a handbra
is it moddable?

Opinion on Nazi BDSM?
as long as its safe and consensual i dont mind. sounds kinda fun

Sonic games are fast
gOtTa Go fAsT

"Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor's."
what

Confessionary is a word.
autocorrecct says no :(
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CrimsonRage posted...

CE is so much creepier than I thought.

eh, i think they just want to see crazy stuff posted. ce really isnt this bad they just want attention lol
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CrimsonRage posted...

CE is so much creepier than I thought.

Almost as creepy as I was expecting, but yeah... Kinda creepy.
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CrimsonRage posted...

CE is so much creepier than I thought.

This has nothing on the old confession topics.
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S E N D N U D E S
pm me if you have the balls bby ;0000

"Note to self: Don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's."
dont drink tap water anywhere!

"It beats the matterhorn, what are you going to do?"
idk maybe lie down on the ground and yodel

I make some of the most misogynistic posts about women on CE. I post pics of hot af women almost every day. In reality I am a straight woman in her 30s. I dont know why I even do it.
this happened
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Harpie posted...

pm me if you have the balls bby ;0000

This is a trick.
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How often do you clean your butthole?
every time i take a shower

"Hmm yes, but can you make julienne fries?"
nope

hand bras aren't moddable as long as the nipples are 100% not visible
okay i might do it when im more drunk

Id tell you what I think of you but then youd dismiss it as fake or trolling when in reality its how I really feel about you so whats the point?
just say it, its anonymous. ill believe you

"Welcome to Under This Old House."
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

you can only be my gf if you ovulate into a cup and save it for me
sure but cum in this petri dish first
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JustMonika posted...

Harpie posted...

pm me if you have the balls bby ;0000

This is a trick.

or is it O-O
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CrimsonRage posted...

Harpie posted...

I make some of the most misogynistic posts about women on CE. I post pics of hot af women almost every day. In reality I am a straight woman in her 30s. I dont know why I even do it.

I knew it Vegy

@Vegy
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Harpie posted...

"I love lolis"

@Renault
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"All this technology still can't explain why David Hasslehoff is so popular."
who dat

Would you ever consider cuddling The Doge
i dream about it <333

"This is like a luah at Mel Blanc's house!"
what

I am a beta in the sense that I am not an alpha male with confidence that takes charge in any situation. I can be social with people well enough but my secret is that I lack confidence in many aspects of my life, which keeps me from reaching my full potential. When i'm on job interview I clam up because I'm nervous. I have a girlfriend of five years that I plan on proposing to soon, but I feel like a coward in other aspects of my life. I often am not sure how to handle situations and feel like a little bitch.
thats totally normal. not everyone is meant to take charge. dont feel bad, youre doing just fine :)

A beer for this cool deer makes the women want it in the rear. I once Frenched my sister at a rave. The point is I attend raves.
hot

"And this is just one of the forthy thousand rooms in Aaron Spelling's house!"
who

sometimes I wonder if anyone on ce knows who i even am. i post pretty regularly but I don't feel part of ce. love u guys tho.
same tbh

How competent is your womb tho
not at all, im getting my tubed removed in less than three years
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Harpie posted...

CrimsonRage posted...

Harpie posted...

I make some of the most misogynistic posts about women on CE. I post pics of hot af women almost every day. In reality I am a straight woman in her 30s. I dont know why I even do it.

I knew it Vegy

@Vegy

yea
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Sometimes I like to release my cream into a dish. Then what I do with the cream is my business. P.S.
do you eat it

you are the zodiac killer
oh shit if only it werent for you meddling kids!!

"I knew I shouldn've hired Margaret Cho as my landscaper."
"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."
"Has anyone seen Fox Mulder's sister?
:/
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Harpie posted...

who dat

WHAT
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How wet are you right now after reading these confessions?
how hard would you be if i told you i was a little?

"Am I supposed to just turn my back and leave, am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed say, its okay, I dont mind, I dont mind? Well I mind, I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of it all is? I never learned to read!"
all of the above'

can I have your tube after it's removed? I wanna put it in a jar on my mantle
sure pm me ur address
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Harpie posted...

who dat

WHAT

IM SOrry
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Harpie posted...

who dat

WHAT

Hasslehoff is most famous for Baywatch, but he also appears in other things like that one Spongebob movie.
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WHO DAT WHO DAT I G G Y!
*booty shake*

I would totally do sex to you. Man this is great, say whatever I want anonymously?

- cornman
lmao
same tho ;ooooo

"I am most certainly not in the vicinity of Kansas anymore."
poor fucking toto didnt ask for that shit

"This is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmon's house."
who

how do you feel about anal sex
its a pain in my ass
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Harpie posted...

I would totally do sex to you. Man this is great, say whatever I want anonymously?

- cornman
lmao
same tho ;ooooo

https://i.warosu.org/data/vr/img/0027/90/1447431752581.png
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send bobs?
( . )( . )

has anyone on ce ever sent you a dick pic?
yes, but only when ive asked for them 0:p

I wish people took this more seriously. Confession topics in the past have been really intimate and interesting, and I imagine therapeutic for the user. Instead, people just want to think they're funny.
it probably has to do with the fact that theyre being sent to me and not respected cemen

Other (2)
huh?
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Harpie posted...

yes, but only when ive asked for them

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oops the other means that i have to go through them manually now

UGH
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