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Chicken
01/19/18 7:24:32 AM
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Fades are for soyboys so get that shit out of my topic.
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Ushiromiya
01/19/18 7:26:31 AM
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dgb909
01/19/18 7:28:14 AM
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Short back and sides with a p high fade, tidy up the top
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eston
01/19/18 7:28:19 AM
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Chicken
01/19/18 7:29:28 AM
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eston posted...
Leon Kennedy

Q3tITW6
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nevershine
01/19/18 7:29:52 AM
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PTxq2MW
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Lordgold666
01/19/18 7:31:39 AM
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Chicken posted...
eston posted...
Leon Kennedy

Q3tITW6

^^ this haircut more accurately resembles a soyboy. Real talk
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Cocytus
01/19/18 7:41:52 AM
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Chicken posted...
eston posted...
Leon Kennedy

Q3tITW6

Hahahahaha you still got that pic huh?
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 7:46:58 AM
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Number 3 on the sides. Tapered back. Little off the top
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nevershine
01/19/18 7:50:41 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Chicken posted...
eston posted...
Leon Kennedy

Q3tITW6

Hahahahaha you still got that pic huh?

Didn't CE scare that dude away with insults?
I can't remember his username
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bluezero
01/19/18 7:51:25 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/19/18 7:55:01 AM
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Ushiromiya
01/19/18 7:55:24 AM
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nevershine
01/19/18 7:57:26 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/925156-resident-evil-4/40566226

10/10 topic though
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 7:58:27 AM
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Ushiromiya posted...
What do the numbers refer to?


1 = 1/8 of an inch
2 = 1/4 inch
3 = 3/8 inch
4 = 2/4
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YonicBoom
01/19/18 8:02:29 AM
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#2 on the back and sides, leave 3 inches on top. Within 2 weeks it's pretty much perfect.
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hungryhippo223
01/19/18 8:06:01 AM
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I just bought a pair of clippers and learned to cut my own hair.
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LJRENEGADE
01/19/18 8:09:57 AM
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I just shave my head myself but I use an extension thingy so I don't get rid of all the hair. If I don't feel like shaving my head, I'll just trim it up a little bit. I know nothing about hair.
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Ushiromiya
01/19/18 8:12:26 AM
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trappedunderice
01/19/18 8:32:45 AM
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hungryhippo223 posted...
I just bought a pair of clippers and learned to cut my own hair.

That's what I do, I just use the 1/4 to buzz my whole head. Saves money and I do a better job than some of the barbers here.
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Marmitecashews
01/19/18 8:34:23 AM
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Short back and sides.
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DevsBro
01/19/18 8:39:11 AM
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"How do you want it cut?"
"Uh... shorter?"
"Do you want a fade?"
"A what?"
"Crew cut?"
"What?"
"Do you want to look like that guy?"
*points to a poster of some dude who rolled out of bed and photo'd his hair*
"Hell no. Look. I want a haircut. A normal rational haircut. Social standards demand that I do this. Why do you think I am some trend-savvy loser? I freaking told you how I want it: shorter. Just like it is, but freaking shorter. If there's a book of hairstyles and their names, I sure as hell never read it, and apparently you people don't have it on hand since you never show it to me even though I do this rant every damn time. Just get the scissors moving and let's get done with this crap."
"Blended?"
"JUST CUT, LADY."
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 8:40:06 AM
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When people come into my shop, sit in my chair, and say I want a number 1 scissor cut. No clippers please , I want to kill them
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Chicken
01/19/18 8:40:37 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
When people come into my shop, sit in my chair, and say I want a number 1 scissor cut. No clippers please , I want to kill them

Hair is yo life
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 8:42:15 AM
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DevsBro posted...
"How do you want it cut?"
"Uh... shorter?"
"Do you want a fade?"
"A what?"
"Crew cut?"
"What?"
"Do you want to look like that guy?"
*points to a poster of some dude who rolled out of bed and photo'd his hair*
"Hell no. Look. I want a haircut. A normal rational haircut. Social standards demand that I do this. Why do you think I am some trend-savvy loser? I freaking told you how I want it: shorter. Just like it is, but freaking shorter. If there's a book of hairstyles and their names, I sure as hell never read it, and apparently you people don't have it on hand since you never show it to me even though I do this rant every damn time. Just get the scissors moving and let's get done with this crap."
"Blended?"
"JUST CUT, LADY."


Bruh those sound like standard questions. You know she just wants you to like it right? Because it aint for her
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 8:42:57 AM
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Chicken posted...
Hairy-man posted...
When people come into my shop, sit in my chair, and say I want a number 1 scissor cut. No clippers please , I want to kill them

Hair is yo life


Cutting hair brings me lots of chedda
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
01/19/18 8:44:50 AM
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2 on the sides and back
almost like a high and tight

usually just a bit off the top
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Jiggy101011
01/19/18 8:45:27 AM
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I've never gone to a barber shop. My mum was a hairdresser so she would cut my hair growing up, and when I moved out I got my own clippers and just do it myself.
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DevsBro
01/19/18 8:46:50 AM
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Bruh those sound like standard questions. You know she just wants you to like it right? Because it aint for her

Of course I know that.

Doesn't change the fact that she's asking them in Chinese.
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DevsBro
01/19/18 8:48:11 AM
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Nor, as I suppose is more frustrating when I think about it, the fact that every asshole that modeled for a photo has the most hideous possible hairstyle.

If those guys hesdbutted Mega Man, he would die.
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dragnmaninferno
01/19/18 8:49:31 AM
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 9:43:19 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Nor, as I suppose is more frustrating when I think about it, the fact that every asshole that modeled for a photo has the most hideous possible hairstyle.

If those guys hesdbutted Mega Man, he would die.


I agree with that. Those stupid reuzel posters are the worst. Ill never hang anything like that in my shop
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