Current Events > In theory: could Star Wars fans get together and buy it back from Disney?

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Since Disney has pooped on their childhood, could they buy it back, scrap episode 7 and 8 and remake them?
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everything is for sale if the price is right. so yes, in theory.
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I'd rather invest that money into making you a better poster
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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'd rather invest that money into making you a better poster

Ill troll whatever cause you want for five dollar, snowflake
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They didnt poop on anything

Its just cool to bitch about things and fake rage it out on the internet
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The Star Wars OT were all time great movies on their own rights.

The new movies are perhaps passable if they hide behind SJW propaganda and the good name the originals built.
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Disney has nothing to do with any of the creative side of Star Wars, and the ST storylines actually match up pretty close to Lucas's visions for them

Shut up
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Lets write new movies in this topic.

Episode 7: Alderaan gets remade, Leia goes to a remade planet banquet on it and Snoke blows it up with the force. This starts another war between the Empire and the Rebels. In response to Snoke blowing up a planet with the Force, Luke uses the light side to drift a sun into a small planet filled with Snoke horcruxes. Horrified by the destruction, the entire galaxy condemns Snoke and Luke and every nation votes that they should be executed but obviously no one can touch those two so its a moot point.

The Rebels send Rey to Snoke to negotiate a peace treaty and Snoke bangs Rey. Similarly, the Empire sends Mara Jada to Luke and Luke bangs Mara Jade. In a better place, Luke and Snoke announce that all their future conflicts will not involve planets and civilians and will instead occur on Final Destination, a small flat planet with no items. This is where the first film leaves off.
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bestknicksfan posted...

Lets write new movies in this topic.

Episode 7: Alderaan gets remade, Leia goes to a remade planet banquet on it and Snoke blows it up with the force. This starts another war between the Empire and the Rebels. In response to Snoke blowing up a planet with the Force, Luke uses the light side to drift a sun into a small planet filled with Snoke horcruxes. Horrified by the destruction, the entire galaxy condemns Snoke and Luke and every nation votes that they should be executed but obviously no one can touch those two so its a moot point.

The Rebels send Rey to Snoke to negotiate a peace treaty and Snoke bangs Rey. Similarly, the Empire sends Mara Jada to Luke and Luke bangs Mara Jade. In a better place, Luke and Snoke announce that all their future conflicts will not involve planets and civilians and will instead occur on Final Destination, a small flat planet with no items. This is where the first film leaves off.

I'm willing to raise the kind of money you're talking just to make sure you never write again.
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star wars is ruined, give it up already

bestknicksfan posted...

Lets write new movies in this topic.

Episode 7: Alderaan gets remade, Leia goes to a remade planet banquet on it and Snoke blows it up with the force. This starts another war between the Empire and the Rebels. In response to Snoke blowing up a planet with the Force, Luke uses the light side to drift a sun into a small planet filled with Snoke horcruxes. Horrified by the destruction, the entire galaxy condemns Snoke and Luke and every nation votes that they should be executed but obviously no one can touch those two so its a moot point.

The Rebels send Rey to Snoke to negotiate a peace treaty and Snoke bangs Rey. Similarly, the Empire sends Mara Jada to Luke and Luke bangs Mara Jade. In a better place, Luke and Snoke announce that all their future conflicts will not involve planets and civilians and will instead occur on Final Destination, a small flat planet with no items. This is where the first film leaves off.

What's Snokes back story though? And are Kylo and Rey brother sister?

SW fanboys are the worst fucking fans ever.

Toxic fanbase
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bestknicksfan posted...

The Star Wars OT were all time great movies on their own rights.

c'mon now, star wars is at the same quality it's always been at. aside from ESB none of them should be considered 'great movies'
fun as hell though
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Wasssup Now posted...

bestknicksfan posted...

Lets write new movies in this topic.

Episode 7: Alderaan gets remade, Leia goes to a remade planet banquet on it and Snoke blows it up with the force. This starts another war between the Empire and the Rebels. In response to Snoke blowing up a planet with the Force, Luke uses the light side to drift a sun into a small planet filled with Snoke horcruxes. Horrified by the destruction, the entire galaxy condemns Snoke and Luke and every nation votes that they should be executed but obviously no one can touch those two so its a moot point.

The Rebels send Rey to Snoke to negotiate a peace treaty and Snoke bangs Rey. Similarly, the Empire sends Mara Jada to Luke and Luke bangs Mara Jade. In a better place, Luke and Snoke announce that all their future conflicts will not involve planets and civilians and will instead occur on Final Destination, a small flat planet with no items. This is where the first film leaves off.

What's Snokes back story though? And are Kylo and Rey brother sister?

That all comes out in Episode 8. Things cant be revealed too fast. Its gotta build man.
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iamintents posted...

SW fanboys are the worst fucking fans ever.

Toxic fanbase

Seriously this and im a huge SW nerd
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Episode 7: Leia is on the way to a peace conference when her ship is overtaken by pirates. The rebel forces hold out, but are suddenly subdued by a mandalorian armor clad warrior. It is Boba Fett and hes back. Leia comes out of hiding to confront him. C3PO (who is obviously there) tries to stop her by whining. R2D2 beep boops and knocks him unconscious with a shock. The Boba Fett begins to cuff her, when we realize that Leia is not such easy prey. She pulls out a lightsaber. To her surprise, Boba Fett pulls out one too. Now the fun begins. They fight. Suddenly, their fight is interrupted by a familiar voice. No, I thought he was dead! Jabba the Hutt enters the scene, a mechanical version of what he once was. Its Darth Jabba now, bantha poodoo. Jabba force smashes leia into the wall and takes her prisoner. We see a last shot of R2D2 pulling C3PO into an escape pod.

The droids land on Jakku (NOT tatooine). They have to find Han Solo fast. Hes gone on living as a street racer in the Kessel Run circuit. They run into Rey, who is also there. Suddenly, some storm troopers show up. They see the droids and say die rebel scum but then Lando shows up in the Milennium Falcon and blasts em away. I know where Han Solo is he shouts quick get in. They fly to Han Solo, who is in the middle of a race. The movie takes a moment to show that some people are poor while other people are rich. The poor people dont have as good of lives. This is sad. We then see Han. He seems to be losing before he does his special move: lightspeed drifting! Sebulba is knocked into a wall and explodes. First place. But then he gets out of the ship, but its not Han Solo, but Kylo Ren. Where is dad? Where is chewie? Lando asks as stormtroopers surround the Falcon. Captures, bitch Kylo responds. Suddenly, Sebulba shows back up, not dead. Ill teach you, boy! He snarls, pulling out a lightsaber. They fight. Kylo is too strong and kills Seb, but not before a storm trooper is dead in the process. Another storm troop sees and is sad. He decides not to be a storm trooper anymore. Its finn! He hops on the falcon, shouting I know where han is, lets go! They fly away as Watto watches nearby, masturbating furiously.

Im bored now
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Episode 8: On Final Destination, Luke and Snoke organize a double elimination tournament of champions. 4 currently dead legends (Vader, Maul, Obiwan, and Mace Windu) first square off to determine who gets to be restored to life to compete. Yoda and Palapatine were also considered, but Snoke vetoed Yoda and Luke vetoed the Emperor.

In the wildcard playoffs, Vader beats Maul and Mace beats Obiwan. As promised, Luke and Snoke combine powers (light side and dark side) to revive Vader and Windu who are restored to their physical primes.

Double elimination playoffs then begin, with one day between each match. Kylo bodies Rey, who turns into a force ghost, and immediately begins training with Yoda and Obiwan. Kylo protests that this isnt fair, but Luke and Snoke allow it.

Day 2, Mace defeats Vader in an upset and Snoke and the Dark Side call the tournament off. Rey and Vader are restored to life and the two sides part ways. On the Death Star 3, Snoke betrays Vader, citing the rule of 2. Kylo is uneasy and his suspicions are confirmed when Rey arrives on board. Having trained for one day with Yoda and Obiwan, Rey has learned all Light side secrets. Together Snoke and Rey revive Emperor Palpatine. At this time, it is revealed that Rey and Snoke are Palpatines parents and that prior to the events of Episode 7, Rey had been frozen for centuries.

The odd man out in a web of treachery, Kylo flees to Luke. Using THEIR combination of light and dark side techniques, Vader is revived. Now the entire skywalker family will fight as one against the greatest threat the galaxy has ever seen.
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