Current Events > A Missouri Family Paid $250 for these Pictures..LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED!!

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Full Throttle
01/14/18 12:27:16 AM
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Do you know how to "re-touch" photos?


The Zaring Family in Missouri shared an embarrassing result from a "professional" photo shoot that went horribly wrong after a middle aged woman who marketed herself as an "experienced professional photographer" sent them these touched up photos...

Dave and Pam Zaring who married 3 years ago decided it was time to get their first professional photos taken of their blended family with their 2 sons, 12 y/o Cade and 8 y/o Connor..

Dave's mom, Sharon drove to Forest Park to pay a photographer $250 for these pictures and it wasn't until months later that she said she finished "editing" the photos..

On Thursday, it arrived in a disc and the SHOCK of these pictures that they saw was embarrassingly bad as Pam said "i've never laughed this hard in my life..My kids were so confused. They thought we were playing a joke on them. They just kept syaing they looked like Lego people"

The photographer admitted she was NEVER taught how to RETOUCH photos and offered to re-shoot the images..

Pam shared the results on Facebook that has now gone viral and said she just asked for the original photos but doesn't want a refund. In fact, he shopes these photos can be an icebreaker in the insurance office where they work

Do you know how to "re-touch" photos?

Zaring Family - Before True Identities Revealed

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/17/4818E4F800000578-0-image-a-19_1515866243517.jpg

Zaring Family - Slender Family

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/17/4818DEDB00000578-0-image-a-21_1515866266304.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/17/4818E50000000578-0-image-a-20_1515866249033.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DEB500000578-5266295-image-m-28_1515866522534.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DEC700000578-5266295-image-m-27_1515866508497.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DED200000578-5266295-image-a-36_1515867083234.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DECD00000578-5266295-image-m-35_1515867077012.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DEC000000578-5266295-image-a-29_1515866538913.jpg
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TheDarkCircle
01/14/18 12:28:21 AM
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littlebro07
01/14/18 12:29:21 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
01/14/18 12:32:30 AM
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NES4EVER
01/14/18 12:33:52 AM
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I'd turn that into a Christmas card and send it to everyone I know.fucking classic.
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008Zulu
01/14/18 12:34:42 AM
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Was the person doing the retouching trying to pass on some eldritch horror that was plaguing them? I am at a loss for why they were done so poorly.
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PIITB415
01/14/18 12:34:51 AM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
01/14/18 12:35:13 AM
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Okay, if you don't know how to re touch, why would you send those photos out to the customer? Pay someone else to do it if you have to. LOL
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 12:42:24 AM
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milf
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Waaaah.
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Turtlebread
01/14/18 12:44:12 AM
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lol how the fuck do you look at this and say 'yep this is fine, time to get paid'
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FL81
01/14/18 12:46:47 AM
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Lonestar2000
01/14/18 12:51:01 AM
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RAt7x
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sylverlolol
01/14/18 12:53:45 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
L
O
Fucking
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PIITB415 posted...
Dying

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Gamer99z
01/14/18 12:56:12 AM
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sylverlolol posted...
littlebro07 posted...
L
O
Fucking
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PIITB415 posted...
Dying

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Butterfiles
01/14/18 12:56:58 AM
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CableZL
01/14/18 1:03:25 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
sylverlolol posted...
littlebro07 posted...
L
O
Fucking
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PIITB415 posted...
Dying

Those pictures are creepy AF
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KStateKing17
01/14/18 1:19:16 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/13/18/4818DEC700000578-5266295-image-m-27_1515866508497.jpg

what up ted cruz

Lmfao that does look like him
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/18 1:21:44 AM
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Reminds me of that lady that touched up that religious painting that was worth an ungodly amount of money and just fucking destroyed it.
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/18 1:22:28 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/botched-restoration-of-jesus-fresco-miraculously-saves-spanish-town-197057

Yeah this, I didn't read the whole thread, lol.
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pegusus123456
01/14/18 1:24:05 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Reminds me of that lady that touched up that religious painting that was worth an ungodly amount of money and just fucking destroyed it.

IIRC, it wasn't actually worth that much money, it was just old. Turns out there are a LOT of paintings of Jesus out there.
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/18 1:25:51 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Reminds me of that lady that touched up that religious painting that was worth an ungodly amount of money and just fucking destroyed it.

IIRC, it wasn't actually worth that much money, it was just old. Turns out there are a LOT of paintings of Jesus out there.

Oh I thought it was worth like 80 grand or something, my memory is fuzzy and I drink a lot.
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loafy013
01/14/18 1:30:16 AM
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Sounds pretty awesome that the family isn't freaking out over it, instead taking humor in the results.
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FF_Redux
01/14/18 1:53:09 AM
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01/14/18 2:07:18 AM
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stoltenberg11
01/14/18 2:20:17 AM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
RAt7x

haha
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Back_Stabbath
01/14/18 2:49:39 AM
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im getting faked for social media attention vibes. why are the shadows in every other part of the pic fine? i mean the dogs look normal.
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Guerrilla Soldier
01/14/18 3:42:16 AM
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lmao
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DemonBuffet
01/14/18 3:45:14 AM
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Thats sum fraud
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/18 3:48:29 AM
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Like, imagine looking at that, this being your profession, and saying "Yep, looks good to me. Let's send em off"
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kingdrake2
01/14/18 4:00:05 AM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
lmao


i hope they get refunded, those pictures are horrible.
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mrduckbear
01/14/18 11:19:54 AM
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hmm..
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Kitt
01/14/18 11:37:06 AM
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Cryptix
01/14/18 12:09:47 PM
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This made my day and it's only noon.
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trappedunderice
01/14/18 12:14:01 PM
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I don't see the problem.
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