Current Events > I'm sober and I probably won't fuck you. AMA

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Harpie
01/13/18 1:38:30 PM
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nt
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Touch
01/13/18 1:38:58 PM
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Can we at least shake hands
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littlebro07
01/13/18 1:39:27 PM
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Can you at least fuck vegy

Poor bastard needs it
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:40:00 PM
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You wouldnt be able to fuck me right now. Im at work
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Harpie
01/13/18 1:42:04 PM
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Touch posted...
Can we at least shake hands

Yes :3



littlebro07 posted...
Can you at least fuck vegy

Poor bastard needs it

Only if Vegy lets me color and cut his hair

Hairy-man posted...
You wouldnt be able to fuck me right now. Im at work

Damn, catch you after then?
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Turbam
01/13/18 1:42:30 PM
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B-b-but last night y-y-you said ;-;
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Chicken
01/13/18 1:42:43 PM
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Im not gay so Im okay with this.
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ChainedRedone
01/13/18 1:43:27 PM
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:43:44 PM
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Fuck it. Ill just close the shop early. Meet me here in about 30 mins
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Pogo_Marimo
01/13/18 1:45:00 PM
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So what you're saying is, there's a chance?
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Trigg3rH4ppy
01/13/18 1:46:26 PM
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Lol round 2!
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Slip-N-Slide
01/13/18 1:47:39 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
You wouldnt be able to fuck me right now. Im at work

You haven't had sex at work before?
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NOM
01/13/18 1:48:13 PM
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The morning after

When a 10 becomes a 2
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:48:41 PM
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Slip-N-Slide posted...
Hairy-man posted...
You wouldnt be able to fuck me right now. Im at work

You haven't had sex at work before?


I have only once when it wasnt busy. Turned the open sign off and locked the door.

Too risky in my business
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beechesfreeman
01/13/18 1:49:38 PM
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girls using sex to make friends

worst type of person
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Harpie
01/13/18 1:49:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
B-b-but last night y-y-you said ;-;

I said a lot of things last night lol

Chicken posted...
Im not gay so Im okay with this.

What is that supposed to mean buddy boi???

ChainedRedone posted...
Pics of tc

Go to that thread and find them yourself lol

Hairy-man posted...
Fuck it. Ill just close the shop early. Meet me here in about 30 mins

I'm eating cereal tho

Pogo_Marimo posted...
So what you're saying is, there's a chance?

...sure q:
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Go_Totodile
01/13/18 1:50:19 PM
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Jesus Christ CE this is embarrassing.
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:50:40 PM
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Put the cereal down now!
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littlebro07
01/13/18 1:50:58 PM
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M_Live posted...
What should I get from Dairy Queen? Going there for lunch for the first time.


Flamethrower
Chocolate Extreme Blizzard
Cheese curds

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Harpie
01/13/18 1:52:04 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Lol round 2!

No not again pls my body isn't ready

NOM posted...
The morning after

When a 10 becomes a 2

>:|

beechesfreeman posted...
girls using sex to make friends

worst type of person

guys who sex shame girls so they can feel above them

worst type of person
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:52:10 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
M_Live posted...
What should I get from Dairy Queen? Going there for lunch for the first time.


Flamethrower
Chocolate Extreme Blizzard
Cheese curds

You're welcome


What size blizzard? Because fuck this is a good recommendation
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beechesfreeman
01/13/18 1:53:30 PM
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Harpie posted...
guys who sex shame girls so they can feel above them

worst type of person

girls who cry double standards after debasing themselves

worst type of person
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Harpie
01/13/18 1:53:33 PM
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M_Live posted...
What should I get from Dairy Queen? Going there for lunch for the first time.

All they have is ice cream
So get a Blizzard

Go_Totodile posted...
Jesus Christ CE this is embarrassing.

me or them
or both

cause I think both

Hairy-man posted...
Put the cereal down now!

NO IM HUNGRY AND NOT FOR YOU
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Foppe
01/13/18 1:54:55 PM
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But I want a hug!
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:55:25 PM
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Better not be shit cereal like sugar crisp or any crap like that.

You need some allbran to loosen up that butthole
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Harpie
01/13/18 1:56:51 PM
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Foppe posted...
But I want a hug!

Come here then! Huggys for all

Hairy-man posted...
Better not be shit cereal like sugar crisp or any crap like that.

You need some allbran to loosen up that butthole

It's Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The best cereal known to mankind

OMFG NO
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Foppe
01/13/18 1:58:15 PM
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Yay!
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Hairy-man
01/13/18 1:58:17 PM
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Cinnamon toast crunch gets a pass. Diabetes in a box but its damn good.

Just like that allbran
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Darkrobotisback
01/13/18 2:01:00 PM
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That's cool, I don't dig redheads anyways!
*generic rich anime girl laughter* "fufufufufu"
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littlebro07
01/13/18 2:07:31 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
littlebro07 posted...
M_Live posted...
What should I get from Dairy Queen? Going there for lunch for the first time.


Flamethrower
Chocolate Extreme Blizzard
Cheese curds

You're welcome


What size blizzard? Because fuck this is a good recommendation


I usually go with medium

M_Live posted...
littlebro07 posted...
M_Live posted...
What should I get from Dairy Queen? Going there for lunch for the first time.


Flamethrower
Chocolate Extreme Blizzard
Cheese curds

You're welcome

What's a flamethrower?


A boss ass burger
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Kaname_Madoka
01/13/18 2:07:57 PM
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would you pat me on the head tho
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Kamala_Harris
01/13/18 2:09:06 PM
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What are your top 5 pop artists?
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Vegy
01/13/18 2:31:23 PM
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Harpie posted...
Only if Vegy lets me color and cut his hair

Iunno...i still remember dat thing where you bleached dat chicks hair
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FrisbeeDude
01/13/18 2:32:42 PM
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Give me an hour and an amy Winehouse album, TC
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Offworlder1
01/13/18 6:16:55 PM
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I hope you didnt get a hang over or the hang over was not too bad Harpie.
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hollow_shrine
01/13/18 6:16:59 PM
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Is it presumptuous for us to assume this is because you're too busy fucking yourself?
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Sami1000
01/13/18 6:24:53 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
So what you're saying is, there's a chance?


Dumb and dumber reference?
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Pogo_Marimo
01/13/18 9:42:49 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
So what you're saying is, there's a chance?


Dumb and dumber reference?


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DocileOrangeCup
01/13/18 9:43:25 PM
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Do you at least remember the Pms I set you last night
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marthsheretoo
01/13/18 9:46:05 PM
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I feel so used.

Wasn't last night special to you, TC? Or was I just another dick?!
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Reis
01/13/18 9:47:05 PM
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Shut the fuck up TC
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CarlGrimes
01/13/18 9:47:57 PM
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I have already seen your boobs so we might as well, for posterity.
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Harpie
01/13/18 9:49:08 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
I hope you didnt get a hang over or the hang over was not too bad Harpie.

I was miserable most of the day today lol

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Do you at least remember the Pms I set you last night

Yeah I remember, had to reread them lol

Still drinking tonight tho >.>

marthsheretoo posted...
I feel so used.

Wasn't last night special to you, TC? Or was I just another dick?!

you were one dick in a sea of dicks

sorry

Reis posted...
Shut the fuck up TC

not a question
NEXT
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Harpie
01/13/18 9:49:34 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
I have already seen your boobs so we might as well, for posterity.

lol
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Reis
01/13/18 9:50:06 PM
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Reis posted...
Shut the fuck up TC????
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CarlGrimes
01/13/18 9:51:59 PM
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Harpie posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
I have already seen your boobs so we might as well, for posterity.

lol

That wasn't a no.

Oh yeah, let's do this.
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Harpie
01/13/18 9:52:04 PM
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Reis posted...
Reis posted...
Shut the fuck up TC????

I dont feel like it though
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