Poll of the Day > do you have a poop knife

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helIy
01/12/18 2:50:19 PM
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y/n
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Andromicus
01/12/18 2:50:35 PM
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That's not a noif
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EclairReturns
01/12/18 2:50:58 PM
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Yes, I use a really long screwdriver to help the toilet flush.
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Mead
01/12/18 3:00:57 PM
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no Im content with a simple toe knife
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DeltaBladeX
01/12/18 3:41:19 PM
#5:


No

And given I only found context less than an hour ago, this should be useful for those still clueless
https://imgur.com/gallery/tNsZF
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Dikitain
01/12/18 3:46:02 PM
#6:


No,

Only time I have had problems flushing a turn, I just let it float for an hour in the bowl to soak up some water then it flushed no problem.
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Third_Eye
01/12/18 3:58:32 PM
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hurr durr meme
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Krow_Incarnate
01/12/18 4:12:30 PM
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I don't really know what that is, but I'm for sure as hell not sticking any sharp objects up my ass.
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darcandkharg31
01/12/18 4:15:18 PM
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Third_Eye posted...
hurr durr meme

reeeee
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darcandkharg31
01/12/18 4:21:25 PM
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but really, don't we all have poop knives? by clenching our buttcheeks I mean.
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shadowsword87
01/12/18 4:36:08 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
but really, don't we all have poop knives? by clenching our buttcheeks I mean.


What the hell sort of butt do you have?
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helIy
01/12/18 4:39:23 PM
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he's got the auxiliary attachment to his turdcutter, the buttsmasher
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myghostisdead
01/12/18 4:44:14 PM
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What the shit is that?
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shadowsword87
01/12/18 4:44:23 PM
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helIy posted...
he's got the auxiliary attachment to his turdcutter, the buttsmasher


Oh man, I've only seen pictures of that, that's insane.
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Lokarin
01/12/18 5:06:27 PM
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Ugh... it's not a knife, it's a Swiss Army POOP-TOOL
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Blue_Thunder
01/12/18 5:10:27 PM
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Me? No, mine go down just fine. My sister's on the other hand...
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aHappySacka
01/12/18 5:19:47 PM
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Why does this go "viral" but not the poop plug?
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Person106
01/12/18 5:29:59 PM
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I, um, use more... primitive tools.

Dikitain posted...
No,

Only time I have had problems flushing a turn, I just let it float for an hour in the bowl to soak up some water then it flushed no problem.


I sometimes let it rot overnight when I'm too tired, short on time, etc.
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wwinterj25
01/12/18 6:03:12 PM
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Only at weekends.
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Pikazard1
01/12/18 6:17:53 PM
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that's disturbing

I usually fill the trash can in the bathroom with water from the tub and pour it in the toilet
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Mead
01/12/18 6:57:24 PM
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do you have a knife poop
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CacciatoPart2
01/12/18 7:53:49 PM
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I read a story about a guy who had gangrene or frostbite on his fingers and had to cut them off with his frozen poop.

Or he dug out of the snow with frozen poop. I cant remember.
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