Current Events > I tripped and fell into a girl at work, her breast hit the door next to her

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mustang90
01/12/18 7:33:05 AM
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Later in the day a coworker said he saw she posted a #metoo hashtag on a repost thing on IG. Im kinda flipping the fuck out here. When I fell into her and she hit her chest on the door, she immediately grabbed her chest and looked at me kinda in pain and shock. Wtf do I do here?
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obeseexplosive
01/12/18 7:36:06 AM
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The door is now pregnant
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EnterTheTekken
01/12/18 7:36:43 AM
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Harvey Doorstein.
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DevsBro
01/12/18 7:36:48 AM
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Error1355
01/12/18 7:38:01 AM
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@obeseexplosive posted...
The door is now pregnant

90% chance at least.
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lww99
01/12/18 7:38:24 AM
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Assuming this is all real-

Is it possible she was posting that, in response to something that happened to her earlier in life?
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mustang90
01/12/18 8:19:00 AM
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lww99 posted...
Assuming this is all real-

Is it possible she was posting that, in response to something that happened to her earlier in life?


I know it was because of this incident. My coworker thinks she overheard us talking when I said her reaction sort of aroused me.
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Vyrulisse
01/12/18 8:20:20 AM
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mustang90 posted...
lww99 posted...
Assuming this is all real-

Is it possible she was posting that, in response to something that happened to her earlier in life?


I know it was because of this incident. My coworker thinks she overheard us talking when I said her reaction sort of aroused me.

That's not #metoo worthy...rude but not worthy of being called assault.
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littlebro07
01/12/18 8:23:25 AM
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EnterTheTekken posted...
Harvey Doorstein.


lol
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/12/18 8:27:00 AM
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How did you trip and fall into her? You were drinking on the job weren't ya?
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