Poll of the Day > Why don't you just save up enough money to spend $3,000 on an escort?

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Hahaha. Stupid virgins. I've put my peepee in so many gril's virginias.
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Jen0125 posted...

you don't talk about opinions though. in here you literally said guys will bust in less than 5 minutes with someone they really want to have sex with.

Literally?

wwinterj25 posted...

Of course. However I assume for that price that's a gal you can't wait to finish with. Maybe five minutes is being to optimistic in that case though.

Jen0125 posted...

that's not true

You don't say...

Jen0125 posted...

you wouldn't even know if it were because you've never had sex - with someone you wanted to or didn't want to.

It goes in the ear right? I'm sure that's how it works.
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Tinder's free to install and use

Just saying.

gravy posted...

Tinder's free to install and use

Just saying.

It's hard for the folks who have the charisma of a cactus
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gravy posted...

Tinder's free to install and use

What if I can't stand looking at those girls who enjoy putting dog ears and dog noses on pictures of themselves?
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EclairReturns posted...

What if I can't stand looking at those girls who enjoy putting dog ears and dog noses on pictures of themselves?

Go for the Duckfaces.
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wwinterj25 posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Of course. However I assume for that price that's a gal you can't wait to finish with. Maybe five minutes is being to optimistic in that case though.

that's still not an opinion. it's an assumption of fact or event. you're not saying "in my opinion, i probably would bust in less than 5 minutes with a chick i really want to bang"

wwinterj25 posted...

It goes in the ear right? I'm sure that's how it works.

close, up the nose but you were in the same area
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wwinterj25 posted...

Duckfaces

What if I hate those, too?
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EclairReturns posted...

What if I can't stand looking at those girls who enjoy putting dog ears and dog noses on pictures of themselves?

then swipe left! or swipe right, idk. whatever floats your boat. also, i've seen maybe like 2 girls on there use a dog filter as their main pic.

RCtheWSBC posted...

It's hard for the folks who have the charisma of a cactus

i guess lol, but like, lots of girls on there lack personality too. So maybe it'll work out? who knows. I had one girl ask me to chill because I asked her if she wanted to get high and get the new chicken chips at taco bell. She was the most boring person I ever met.

gravy posted...

then swipe left! or swipe right

What if I don't want to make a Face-Book account? And what if I hate girls who talk in text-speak because it makes me not take them seriously because it makes me think that they have the maturity of a teenage girl? I hate teenagers, by the way. Also, what if I hate girls who do illicit drugs?
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Jen0125 posted...

that's still not an opinion. it's an assumption of fact or event. you're not saying "in my opinion, i probably would bust in less than 5 minutes with a chick i really want to bang"

I see. I'll write in my opinion in every post I make because clearly that's not a given already. In my opinion it is though.

wwinterj25 posted...

close, up the nose but you were in the same area

In my opinion that sounds even better!

EclairReturns posted...

What if I hate those, too?

In my opinion Tinder won't work for you.
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gravy posted...

I had one girl ask me to chill because I asked her if she wanted to get high and get the new chicken chips at taco bell. She was the most boring person I ever met.

I think I'm a terrible person to get high with on a first date lol. I'd be that boring bitch because I get so quiet and stay in my own thoughts.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

I think I'm a terrible person to get high with on a first date lol. I'd be that boring bitch because I get so quiet and stay in my own thoughts.

lmfao that's pretty much what happened. We were talking a lot and then radio silence after the second bowl. We never got taco bell, did a few things here and there, and then I think hung out two times after that...but all she would talk about is taco bell and south park

I can't fault her lol. She may have been nervous. I have to warm up to individuals in general first to be comfortable with them while smoking. I'm not really a social smoker these days.
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For $3k, you could just vacation in a state with legal brothels. Unless you're using campaign money, not a whole lot of reason to buy an escort.

wwinterj25 posted...

Apparently it's very important to RC as she likes to point it out a lot like I've ever said or claimed otherwise. It's fascinating to say the least.

She's probably just salty because she learned that ImmortalityV will never be into her.
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Zeus posted...

She's probably just salty because she learned that ImmortalityV will never be into her.

Two females who are experts in sex come into a topic about Escorts. One pointing out one user is a virgin for the 100th time and the other.... well has some kind of point she's trying to make. In my opinion you're probably right man.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Zeus posted...

She's probably just salty because she learned that ImmortalityV will never be into her.

Two females who are experts in sex come into a topic about Escorts. One pointing out one user is a virgin for the 100th time and the other.... well has some kind of point she's trying to make. In my opinion you're probably right man.

Experts in sex.
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EvilMegas posted...

Experts in sex.

In my opinion they must be to spend time on a GameFAQs forum posting the stuff they do.
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EvilMegas posted...

Experts in sex.

feeeeeeemales
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RCtheWSBC posted...

I can't fault her lol. She may have been nervous. I have to warm up to individuals in general first to be comfortable with them while smoking. I'm not really a social smoker these days.

Yeah she was probably trying to make things less awkward cus I'd barely talk every time we smoked/hung out. I think the only reason she agreed to hang out with me again after the first time was cus I'm not a fiend and actually match w/ people lmao

RCtheWSBC posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Experts in sex.

feeeeeeemales

Escorts are fee males. Or something.
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Sexperts? We have sexperts on this board? I just want people to start using the word sexperts really, cause....I like how it sounds ok?
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Dude, the sex board is weird. I'm not prepared to discuss nip flicking with strangers.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

gravy posted...

Tinder's free to install and use

Just saying.

It's hard for the folks who have the charisma of a cactus

That is not the reason people would rather use escort services.

Cmon..

gravy posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

I think I'm a terrible person to get high with on a first date lol. I'd be that boring bitch because I get so quiet and stay in my own thoughts.

lmfao that's pretty much what happened. We were talking a lot and then radio silence after the second bowl. We never got taco bell, did a few things here and there, and then I think hung out two times after that...but all she would talk about is taco bell and south park

@gravy

...was she fat?

red hair?

wolfy42 posted...

Ain't nothing wrong with being a virgin. I wish I had waited till I met my wife (not till we got married though), to have sex.

Just so much pressure and everyone blows it up so much, like it's the greatest thing in the freaking universe. Don't get me wrong, sex is good, but so are tons of other things you can do and enjoy. I don't know if I woulda waited till I was 26-27 (when I met my wife), but I sure wish I had waited till I was older then 19.

Even waiting that long felt like forever as just about everyone I knew had been having sex for awhile, of course I was in the military for a few years (till the gulf war ended), so didn't have much of an opportunity since my 17th birthday (when I joined). I probably would not have waited that long otherwise.

Sad that so much emphasis is put on loosing your virginity though, and that it's made out to be the best thing in the world in every movie/media source etc.

Sex is great, but your life isn't meaningless if you are not having sex. So much more to life than that.

I did this just out of curiosity and I think I care less about sex now than I did then.

Before I was like.. meh if I like her enough and the mood is just right. Now im pretty much just like if Im in not in love with you dont bother me

I swear I have seen the same virginity rant on here at like 50 times since ive been coming here
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Probably because this board is full of insecure and unhappy people who take any perceived success in their lives and use it to put other people down.

Who even calls someone a permavirgin anyway.

Its the internet, if he felt uncomfortable about his status as a virgin he could just lie about it. Good grief.

OmegaTomHank posted...

Probably because this board is full of insecure and unhappy people who take any perceived success in their lives and use it to put other people down.

I ate a granola bar this morning, I bet you dont have a granola bar
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Mead posted...

OmegaTomHank posted...

Probably because this board is full of insecure and unhappy people who take any perceived success in their lives and use it to put other people down.

I ate a granola bar this morning, I bet you dont have a granola bar

My phone is 100% charged, I bet your phone is only at 97%
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OmegaTomHank posted...

Probably because this board is full of insecure and unhappy people who take any perceived success in their lives and use it to put other people down.

Seems to be the case.

OmegaTomHank posted...

Who even calls someone a permavirgin anyway.

Someone who sees it as a insult I guess.

OmegaTomHank posted...

Its the internet, if he felt uncomfortable about his status as a virgin he could just lie about it. Good grief.

I mean it's not a hard concept to grasp.
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OmegaTomHank posted...

...was she fat?

red hair?

no to both. She was pretty short and thin and had dark blonde hair

why do you ask?

well, i mean, if you have even a little game it's not hard to go to the bar and snag a girl.

Also Winters one of those guys who said he fuck a 14 year old if the AoC was legal there so permavirgin to the max.
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darcandkharg31 posted...

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I did? Huh.
Still this makes no sense. I mean you're basically saying I'm a permanent virgin for wanting to fuck legal girls. Try harder man.
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You know what's just as good (if not better) then sex? Being able to finally hit the shitter or the pisser and letting go of your worries. Ah yes.

But what? With that money, I could do more then literately fucking around for four hours.
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