Current Events > This 21 y/o Girl got her bf CALL OF DUTY for XBOX One..but with STRICT RULES!!

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Full Throttle
12/30/17 9:40:29 PM
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Is Ashley Hot?






21 y/o Ashley Davison, a University of Central Oklahoma student bought her boyfriend the new CALL OF DUTY game for XBOX One for Christmas..but it came with VERY STRICT RULES attached!!

She gave the gift with 5 rules upon giving it Blake Perry that include statutes requiring him to put down the game if she calls and to keep her ENTERTAINED if he's playing in her presence!!

She even made him SIGN it to promise he won't FORGET about his girlfriend..

Thousands commented on that post where most have said "little does she know these rules will be broken"

Another person said "Nah bro...i've been though this before, she wants you to think it's a joke but in reality if you don't follow those rules she will go postal on you. Just beware"

Ashley replied stating "Don't worry, i'm not going to go postal on him. It 100% was a joke! Thanks for looking out or him though"

Other posts include "Joke's on her, you can't pause Call of Duty" and another said "Get her the same gift and play online together. XBOX is addictive" and one said "At least she didn't get him a PS4"

Ashley mentions her boyfriend is an XBOX gaming addict and knew that he wanted to buy the newest Call of Duty to play online but was worried he would play the game more spend time with her..so she thought of the list to let him know how serious she believed in their relationship

Is Ashley Hot? let's see what people think

The List -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/30/21/47A5A94000000578-5223457-image-a-89_1514668541456.jpg

Ashley and Blake - Sexless Duo

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/30/21/47A5A93800000578-5223457-Ashley_Davison_created_a_list_of_rules_to_go_along_with_her_gift-a-88_1514668502080.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/30/20/47A5AAFC00000578-5223457-image-a-85_1514666537488.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/30/21/47A6309200000578-5223457-image-a-91_1514669369804.jpg
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glitteringfairy
12/30/17 9:42:08 PM
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Someone on dailymail actually thought this was news
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King Rial
12/30/17 9:43:12 PM
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She aight. He's cuter.
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Lonestar2000
12/30/17 9:43:55 PM
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This bitch sounds crazy.
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Offworlder1
12/30/17 9:44:50 PM
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He should wipe his ass with the contract and tell her to stop being a controlling insecure bitch.
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Damn_Underscore
12/30/17 9:45:05 PM
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That guy is a chad, he doesn't need to follow that list
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Turbam
12/30/17 9:45:28 PM
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smh, Blake got a terrible deal
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CanuckCowboy
12/30/17 9:45:31 PM
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She looks fucking exactly like a girl I went to hs with. At least in the last pic.
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Hexenherz
12/30/17 9:47:36 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Someone on dailymail actually thought this was news

It's DailyMail, it's not really a news site.

Also
If my wife gave me Call of Duty there better be some divorce paperwork alongside it cus screw that LOL.
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Vicious_Dios
12/30/17 9:50:09 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Someone on dailymail actually thought this was news

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eston
12/30/17 9:51:59 PM
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He can't exactly pause if he's playing MP, but I guess he could still get back to her within 11 minutes.

Honestly it just looks like one of those cute couple things
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12/30/17 9:52:20 PM
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Calwings
12/30/17 9:52:35 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
"Get her the same gift and play online together."

He should do this. If it's really just her wanting to be able to spend time with him, she should have no objections with playing video games with him once in a while. If she went through all this trouble making this little "contract" under the guise of wanting him to spend time with her, but she's not willing to sometimes do things that he likes to make that happen as well, then he knows that she's just being a controlling bitch. Of course, this doesn't really apply if she's really joking about it like she's claiming.
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pikachupwnage
12/30/17 9:55:55 PM
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Add on Rule 6. My girlfriend must stop being a psychotic toxic bitch and this rule renders all other rules null and void.

Seriously dude she put this many conditions on a 60$ game. Imagine how hellish the conditions will be for just about anything else...if a small gift requires a fucking contract a relationship is doomed.

Fucking DESTROY this relationship now you fool.

This is all assuming this is actually a serious thing and not just a joke.
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CanuckCowboy
12/30/17 9:57:00 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Add on Rule 6. My girlfriend must stop being a psychotic toxic bitch and this rule renders all other rules null and void.

Seriously dude she put this many conditions on a 60$ game. Imagine how hellish the conditions will be for just about anything else...if a small gift requires a fucking contract a relationship is doomed.

Fucking DESTROY this relationship now you fool.


Fuck sakes man lighten up. Lol.
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MutantJohn
12/30/17 9:59:22 PM
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Oh yeah, he's way too good looking for rules like that to apply.
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Offworlder1
12/30/17 10:00:03 PM
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Dude is clearly a beta male, only a jackass and a whipped bitch would sign that bs.
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Dyinglegacy
12/30/17 10:02:32 PM
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Well, it sounds like she doesn't actually live with him, so if she is taking time to come see him, then it's only polite to visit with her.

I mean, if I went to a friends house, and he just sat there playing solo, and didn't acknowledge me being there, I'd probably be a little upset and just leave.
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Darklit_Minuet
12/30/17 10:02:42 PM
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If a girl ever tried to get me an FPS or an Xbox game, I would dump her ass immediately
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CanuckCowboy
12/30/17 10:04:20 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Dude is clearly a beta male, only a jackass and a whipped bitch would sign that bs.


... That redpill incel shit. Lol
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ncsonic
12/30/17 10:04:43 PM
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4. Is such a ridiculous rule
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DifferentialEquation
12/30/17 10:06:33 PM
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what a bitch
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Offworlder1
12/30/17 10:07:56 PM
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It might but the dude is a bitch boy if he actually lets her control him like this, imagine how a serious issue would be treated with her being so disrespectful and treating him like a child this way.

A good woman does not pull this shit.

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CanuckCowboy
12/30/17 10:11:38 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
A good woman does not pull this shit.


I just can't believe it was meant especially seriously. It's just some silly cutesy thing with a kinda mildy passive aggressive (at the absolute worst) undertone.
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Offworlder1
12/30/17 10:14:24 PM
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Eh maybe but the conditions make it seem like she is just a selfish controlling bitch. She claims its a joke but some how I feel it probably isnt.

My girlfriend pulled a fake silly list once on me and it was clearly a joke, this doesnt seem like that.

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DifferentialEquation
12/30/17 10:19:04 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
A good woman does not pull this shit.


I just can't believe it was meant especially seriously. It's just some silly cutesy thing with a kinda mildy passive aggressive (at the absolute worst) undertone.


That's how it always starts. In a few years when they're married and she starts crying and screaming like a psycho and accusing him of cheating because he went out for a beer with a coworker without texting her every 10 minutes, it will be clear that this was a red flag.
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Damn_Underscore
12/30/17 11:30:49 PM
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Imagine if the genders were reversed tho
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vart
12/30/17 11:32:23 PM
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Why are the actions of individuals so important and worthy of reporting?
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CADE FOSTER
12/30/17 11:34:50 PM
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vart posted...
Why are the actions of individuals so important and worthy of reporting?

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CelestialVoices
12/30/17 11:35:08 PM
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"while you are in battle" cute
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Smashingpmkns
12/30/17 11:36:09 PM
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These are basically the unspoken rules in any relationship where the couple doesn't live together. The texting thing is a little much though.
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Offworlder1
12/30/17 11:37:21 PM
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@Smashingpmkns

No they actually are not.
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DoctorPiranha3
12/30/17 11:40:21 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
Ashley and Blake - Sexless Duo

Umm... what, lol?
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Smashingpmkns
12/31/17 4:30:40 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Smashingpmkns

No they actually are not.


These aren't even extravagant requests. Don't ignore me for your video games when I come over and waste my time, pay attention when I'm talking to you instead of focusing on your game, don't postpone our plans because you're in a match of Call of Duty. Shit is basic courtesy towards a significant other.
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LittleRoyal
12/31/17 4:35:57 AM
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Seems like just a cute silly thing
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GiftedACIII
12/31/17 10:53:28 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
It might but the dude is a bitch boy if he actually lets her control him like this, imagine how a serious issue would be treated with her being so disrespectful and treating him like a child this way.

A good woman does not pull this shit.

@CanuckCowboy

Dudes playing call of duty, and Xbox one in 2018. He's already a bitch boy. My girl's just doing her best to get him to become less of a chump by spending less time on those.
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Offworlder1
12/31/17 4:29:49 PM
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@Smashingpmkns

Some couples game together, couch coop is still a thing, and yes I have done this, gotten my ass kicked and then we go out someplace fun, eat at a nice restaurant, or just to get out of the house.

Most gamers need a gamer girlfriend or atleast someone who understands why gaming is an important part of your life.

Couples time should trump game time thoogh if you are really into each other or she doesnt want to play anything. Hell I have been the person not wanting to play and she is really involved in the game.
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Looked gf
12/31/17 4:31:16 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Dudes playing call of duty, and Xbox one in 2018. He's already a bitch boy.

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TheCyborgNinja
12/31/17 4:38:14 PM
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He's out of her league. Not a wise move, lady. I assume it's a joke though...
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Full Throttle
01/01/18 9:58:05 PM
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its a tie
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