Poll of the Day > Just told my wife I've been peeing in the shower since living together, AMA

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RedPixel 12/30/17 12:17:34 AM #1:	I said to her "Hey I can hear you blowing your nose in the shower and figured since urine is like 95% water it'd be okay cause my aim is always on point... surely snot everywhere is more disgusting than piss directly down a drain." #Logic We just moved from an apartment that ONLY had a shower unit, so now she has a tub. I thought it'd be a funny confession to make over a few glasses of wine. I won't be peeing in her tub... seems savage. Still alive, guys. AMA. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:893103286] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>I said to her "Hey I can hear you blowing your nose in the shower and figured since urine is like 95% water it'd be okay cause my aim is always on point... surely snot everywhere is more disgusting than piss directly down a drain." #Logic We just moved from an apartment that ONLY had a shower unit, so now she has a tub. I thought it'd be a funny confession to make over a few glasses of wine. I won't be peeing in her tub... seems savage. Still alive, guys. AMA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ StErOiDs 12/30/17 12:19:58 AM #2:	What was her response? --- A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind: http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com <cite>KJ StErOiDs posted [p:893103388] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>What was her response?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
argonautweakend 12/30/17 12:23:43 AM #3:	its totally normal thing. it goes down the drain, the warm water cleans the tub a little(but obviously clean it yourself too), and just makes sense. pee smells like shit but it isnt some toxic chemical most of the time. <cite>argonautweakend posted [p:893103565] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>its totally normal thing. it goes down the drain, the warm water cleans the tub a little(but obviously clean it yourself too), and just makes sense. pee smells like shit but it isnt some toxic chemical most of the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 12/30/17 12:26:05 AM #4:	I pee and blow my nose in the shower. I have a jacuzzi tub and shower. --- I'm either failing at a silly joke or trying to help. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:893103675] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>I pee and blow my nose in the shower. I have a jacuzzi tub and shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 12/30/17 12:27:05 AM #5:	I poop in the shower often --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:893103715] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>I poop in the shower often</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 12/30/17 12:38:19 AM #6:	KJ StErOiDs posted... What was her response? Kind of shock, kind of not so shocked... a bit appalled, obligatory "what the fuck!" argonautweakend posted... its totally normal thing. it goes down the drain, the warm water cleans the tub a little(but obviously clean it yourself too), and just makes sense. pee smells like shit but it isnt some toxic chemical most of the time. I never missed the drain by even an inch; it was in the middle of our shower unit. I tried explaining to her how warm water hitting a guy's thing makes the feeling of release almost comparable to the same euphoria as sex if you have to pee badly enough SunWuKung420 posted... I pee and blow my nose in the shower. I have a jacuzzi tub and shower. Nice! SmokeMassTree posted... I poop in the shower often Shit, Tyrone. (Literally) --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:893104167] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote><cite>KJ StErOiDs posted...</cite> <quote>What was her response?</quote> Kind of shock, kind of not so shocked... a bit appalled, obligatory "what the fuck!" <cite>argonautweakend posted...</cite> <quote>its totally normal thing. it goes down the drain, the warm water cleans the tub a little(but obviously clean it yourself too), and just makes sense. pee smells like shit but it isnt some toxic chemical most of the time.</quote> I never missed the drain by even an inch; it was in the middle of our shower unit. I tried explaining to her how warm water hitting a guy's thing makes the feeling of release almost comparable to the same euphoria as sex if you have to pee badly enough <cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>I pee and blow my nose in the shower. I have a jacuzzi tub and shower.</quote> Nice! <cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>I poop in the shower often</quote> Shit, Tyrone. (Literally)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yellow 12/30/17 12:41:18 AM #7:	SmokeMassTree posted... I poop in the shower often If no one has noticed, then you have digestive problems. --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNrfHP9W0AAQK_s.jpg:large <cite>Yellow posted [p:893104270] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>I poop in the shower often</quote> If no one has noticed, then you have digestive problems.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 12/30/17 12:45:10 AM #8:	Yellow posted... SmokeMassTree posted... I poop in the shower often If no one has noticed, then you have digestive problems. I'd be pretty okay with a problem like that. I work out, eat vegan and gluten-free, juice, eat fruits/veggies, and completely avoid fatty foods, but for some reason I can never get a decent bathroom trip. It takes a pretty ridiculous amount of butt wipes to eliminate the "brown marker" from the toilet paper. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:893104398] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yellow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SmokeMassTree posted...</cite> <quote>I poop in the shower often</quote> If no one has noticed, then you have digestive problems.</quote> I'd be pretty okay with a problem like that. I work out, eat vegan and gluten-free, juice, eat fruits/veggies, and completely avoid fatty foods, but for some reason I can never get a decent bathroom trip. It takes a pretty ridiculous amount of butt wipes to eliminate the "brown marker" from the toilet paper.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 12/30/17 12:50:05 AM #9:	I'm sure she already knew in her heart of hearts. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:893104572] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>I'm sure she already knew in her heart of hearts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lil69Leo 12/30/17 2:58:24 AM #10:	Peeing in the shower saves water. You also wash your ass in the shower so who cares if you pee and blow your nose there. <cite>Lil69Leo posted [p:893108715] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>Peeing in the shower saves water. You also wash your ass in the shower so who cares if you pee and blow your nose there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 12/30/17 10:12:59 AM #11:	Zeus posted... I'm sure she already knew in her heart of hearts. ? Lil69Leo posted... Peeing in the shower saves water. You also wash your ass in the shower so who cares if you pee and blow your nose there. That's how I see things, too. High five --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:893117720] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sure she already knew in her heart of hearts.</quote> ? <cite>Lil69Leo posted...</cite> <quote>Peeing in the shower saves water. You also wash your ass in the shower so who cares if you pee and blow your nose there.</quote> That's how I see things, too. High five</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 12/30/17 10:14:36 AM #12:	I doubt urine and snot are the worse things that have gone down those drains so eh. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:893117765] in Just told ... [t:76150251]...</cite> <quote>I doubt urine and snot are the worse things that have gone down those drains so eh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > Just told my wife I've been peeing in the shower since living together, AMA