Current Events > Vegy, Doge, Dawkins, Duckbear, PandaMaster and U are in a hospital with hotties!

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Continued from the last topic. It got purg'd

Anyway, so you were in a closet with a hot nurse and Vegy. The option to win was you asking what Vegy wanted.

"What do you want?" you ask.

"Cute white chick tbh" Vegy says.

The nurse laughs and walks out.

"Cute white chick tbh" Vegy says.

You're shaking.

"Cute white chick tbh" Vegy says.

"Get away from me," you tell Vegy.

"Cute white chick tbh" Vegy says.

What you do

A) Join Vegy on his search for cute white chick tbh
B) Dukes up
C) Run
D) Ask Vegy why they gotta be white
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D
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You're about to ask why they gotta be white, but all of a sudden, @The_Doge storms in the room.

"Why they gotta be white dawg?" Doge shouts.

Vegy is silent. "I was not talking to you," Vegy says.

"He just asked you a simple question," you say.

Vegy frowns. Then, he puts his dukes up.

Doge puts his dukes up as well.

What you do

A) Dukes up
B) Go back to the hot nurses
C) Watch
D) Call security
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@Vegy
@mrduckbear
@_PandaMaster_
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A

odd
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D) Call security
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Dukes up!

You put your dukes up. It's a battle royale among you, Vegy and Doge.

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

As the battle rages on, PandaMaster comes in.

"Huh?" you, Vegy and Doge says.

PandaMaster starts talking to himself about Sonic and Megaman again, killing the mood. Vegy and Doge put their dukes up again.

What do

A) Dukes up
B) Talk to yourself about Sonic and Megaman
C) Tell Panda to shut the fuck up
D) Go back to the hot nurses
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kislev posted...

D) Call security

Turns out PANDA called security!

Security comes in.

"You been some bad boys" the guards say. Now THEY put THEIR dukes up!

What do

A) Dukes up
B) Play dead
C) Talk to yourself about Sonic and Megaman
D) Attempt to escape
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C) Talk to yourself about Sonic and Megaman

Only sane option
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"Sonic and Megaman," you say. "My favorite Sonic game--"

POW! A guard socks you in the face.

You're on the ground and you're seeing your life before your eyes. The shitposting, the videogames, the hot nurses, etc. Then you hear the guard's voice.

"Man, this fucking nerd thought he bang some hot nurses?" the guard says. "Fool! If I couldn't fuck em, why should you? I'm not losing to some fucking basement dweller!"

The guard starts kicking you on the ground.

Vegy, Doge and PandaMaster watch on. Then they get mad. Turns out they can't stand to see you, one of their turbovirgin kind, get bullied. They tackle the guards. A full on battle between guards and turbovirgins begins.

What do

A) Assist your turbovirgin brethren
B) Just go back to the nurses while the battle goes on
C) Record it, Dawkins style
D) Lay down and accept defeat
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B) Just go back to the nurses while the battle goes on
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You smirk and go back to the nurses as the fight rages on.

As you arrive to the nurses, you see Duckbear posting on CE on his phone.

"Yo Duck I saw guards stomping on beetles in the maximum security closet" you tell him.

Duckbear's mouth drop. He runs to the maximum security closet.

"Who the fuck are y--" the guard says before being whacked in the face by Duckbear.

"GUARD gets KNOCKED OUT by 30 Y/O ASIAN MAN" Duckbear says. "Is he HOT????"

Thrash! The maximum security is devastated by Duckbear's wrath. It is unknown if Vegy, Doge, PandaMaster and the guards survived.

In any case, that leaves you ... and Dawkins with the nurses.

Dawkins shows up behind you. Remember, earlier you cucked him by making out with a nurse in front of him.

You turn to Dawkins.

Dawkins takes out his camera.

What do

A) Dukes up
B) Ask one of the nurses to make out with you in front of Dawkins
C) Roast Dawkins
D) Apologize to Dawkins
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C) Roast Dawkins

Going with this to spice things up
@dawiseone4
@mrduckbear
@Full_Throttle
@Kim_Kusanagi
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"Dawkins," you say, before you bursting out in laughter.

"What the fuck is so funny?" Dawkins asks.

"Nothing," you say. "But you're a cuck".

"How?" Dawkins asks.

A nurse immediately throws herself to you, and you make out with her.

Then, another nurse does the same with you.

And another one.

And another one.

And another one.

And another one.

DJ Khaled shows up and starts saying "And another one".

Dawkins SCREAMS at the top of his lungs. DJ Khaled stops talking. The nurses stop making out with you.

Dawkins now has green skin and is jacked beyond jack.

"Who the FUCK do you think you are?"

what do

A) Dukes up and team up with DJ Khaled to beat Dawkins
B) Run away with the nurses
C) Roast Dawkins some more
D) Call the other CEmen in the building to help you
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A
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"Let's get this money fam" DJ Khaled says, putting his dukes up.

You put your dukes up as well. You then roast Dawkins. "Dawkins you looking like The Incredible Cuck!" you say

You and DJ Khaled charge at Transformed Dawkins like: https://orig00.deviantart.net/50c4/f/2017/200/a/5/dragon_ball_super___goku_and_gohan__ending_9__by_yuseifudou97-dbgvsjj.jpg

However, Dawkins swings. While you dodge, DJ Khaled doesn't as he's a fatass motherfucker.

DJ Khaled is sent into a wall. The nurses start screaming.

"Khaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" you scream.

One of the greatest producers in the game possibly dead, just like that.

"I won't let you... get away with this!"

This music track starts playing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2zk8UAG43g

What do

A) Turn SS and avenge Khaled
B) Turn SS and make out with the hot nurses in front of Dawkins
C) Turn SS and revive Khaled
D) Skip to Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 4 God Super Saiyan 4 and avenge Khaled (DANGEROUS CONSEQUENCES)
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bump
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B) Turn SS and make out with the hot nurses in front of Dawkins
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You turn Super Saiyan.

Dawkins laughs. "You think that will work against ME?"

Suddenly Dawkins turns Super Saiyan as well. Now he's Hulk + Super Saiyan.

"Who cares, man," you say, smirking. The nurses throw themselves at you and start making out with you.

Dawkins goes insane. "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!"

He attempts to swing at you.

However, Khaled steps in front of you and takes the hit. He's sent to another wall.

"You!" Dawkins shouts. "How are you still aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"

"Because I'm not just another one" Khaled says. Khaled then puts his dukes up and powers up.

What do

A) Assist Khaled and power up
B) Make out with the nurses as the fight rages on
C) Just go upstairs and bang the nurses already
D) Roast Dawkins
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C
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wtf is this and how do you know me enough to tag me lol

madoka_kaname posted...

C

Well, then. You already know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMivT7MJ41M

As Khaled's battle with Dawkins rage, you and the nurses go upstairs and GET JIGGY WIT IT.

The next morning, when you wake up, you find the hospital has been completely decimated and you are now underground. What happened to everyone else? You don't. You're completely alone. Underground. Alone

wat do

A) Go over ground
B) Play some nu-metal on your iPod
C) Turn Super Saiyan for no reason.
D) Look for everyone else.
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C

Great topic
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C and D wins

You turn Super Saiyan for no reason and look for everyone else and after 2 hours, you find Doge, Vegy, Duckbear and PandaMaster with a group of Victoria's Secret models.

"Finally got a cute white chick tbh" Vegy says.

"I got a girlfriend," Duckbear says. "Is she HOT???"

PandaMaster talks to himself about Sonic and Megaman. The model sitting next to him smiles.

"While you were busy banging those nurses, we went out and hooked up with models," Doge says.

"But how?" you ask.

"Khaled hooked us up," Doge says.

"Wait, what about the nurses?" you ask.

"Khaled is fucking dem" Vegy says.

Meanwhile, at some luxurious hotel, Khaled is fucking the nurses. "That's what you get for not helping me out, suckah!" Khaled shouts, laughing.

"We love you, Khaled-senpai!" the nurses say.

"Wait, I'm forgetting something" you think. What about Dawkins.

Several years BCE ...

A short bald man wearing blue glasses is found by a group of cavemen. Turns out Khaled rekt Dawkins so hard that he got sent to the stone age.

"Where am I?" Dawkins asks. He sees the cavemen.

And then he puts his dukes up.

Finito.
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The MILLENNIUM MAN gets pissed off and beats up the others.
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Great topic
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i have pooh powers...so the 100 acre woods would take out the competition
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wat
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should have used drake instead of khaled since khaled married lol
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