Poll of the Day > The dude at the gun shop said I have soft hands

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AwesomeTurtwig 12/29/17 2:38:32 PM #1:	And guessed correctly that I work on computers. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893074085] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>And guessed correctly that I work on computers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MannerSaurus 12/29/17 2:39:57 PM #2:	Is there more to this story? Was he helping you with your grip, while looking into your eyes lovingly? I'm really curious how this exchange even happened. Unless you're a chick, because then that makes sense because he was hitting on you (or at the very least, complimenting you.) --- Ever since the day you left, my path's been set unknown... How many years to walk this path alone? So why'd you close your eyes... why can't I shut mine? <cite>MannerSaurus posted [p:893074176] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Is there more to this story? Was he helping you with your grip, while looking into your eyes lovingly? I'm really curious how this exchange even happened. Unless you're a chick, because then that makes sense because he was hitting on you (or at the very least, complimenting you.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 12/29/17 2:41:00 PM #3:	I believe it --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:893074220] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>I believe it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 12/29/17 2:44:49 PM #4:	I'll trade with you. My hands are dry as hell after moving in 10 weather. Anything I touch makes me feel like I'm Spider-Man. --- Working in a team is great! It always helps to have someone else to blame. <cite>RedPixel posted [p:893074435] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>I'll trade with you. My hands are dry as hell after moving in 10 weather. Anything I touch makes me feel like I'm Spider-Man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 12/29/17 2:46:42 PM #5:	MannerSaurus posted... Is there more to this story? Was he helping you with your grip, while looking into your eyes lovingly? I'm really curious how this exchange even happened. Unless you're a chick, because then that makes sense because he was hitting on you (or at the very least, complimenting you.) He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893074526] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>MannerSaurus posted...</cite> <quote>Is there more to this story? Was he helping you with your grip, while looking into your eyes lovingly? I'm really curious how this exchange even happened. Unless you're a chick, because then that makes sense because he was hitting on you (or at the very least, complimenting you.)</quote> He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 12/29/17 2:57:40 PM #6:	AwesomeTurtwig posted... He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. Was it your handgun or his? --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:893075121] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. </quote> Was it your handgun or his?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 12/29/17 2:59:00 PM #7:	Smarkil posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. Was it your handgun or his? the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:893075188] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. </quote> Was it your handgun or his?</quote> the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MannerSaurus 12/29/17 3:10:10 PM #8:	Jen0125 posted... Smarkil posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. Was it your handgun or his? the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS. lmfao --- Ever since the day you left, my path's been set unknown... How many years to walk this path alone? So why'd you close your eyes... why can't I shut mine? <cite>MannerSaurus posted [p:893075752] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. </quote> Was it your handgun or his?</quote> the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick</quote> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS. lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 12/29/17 4:12:41 PM #9:	Jen0125 posted... Smarkil posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. Was it your handgun or his? the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 <cite>Smarkil posted [p:893078962] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. </quote> Was it your handgun or his?</quote> the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Miroku_of_Nite1 12/29/17 4:20:11 PM #10:	Once you see jens you wont want it. --- http://i.imgur.com/w3fcH.jpg <cite>Miroku_of_Nite1 posted [p:893079317] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Once you see jens you wont want it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 12/29/17 4:54:23 PM #11:	Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:893081129] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 12/29/17 4:57:28 PM #12:	Watch out for any accidental discharges <cite>green dragon posted [p:893081286] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Watch out for any accidental discharges</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 12/29/17 5:00:02 PM #13:	green dragon posted... Watch out for any accidental discharges awww skeet skeet --- http://i.imgur.com/1yl1fH0.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:893081435] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Watch out for any accidental discharges</quote> awww skeet skeet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 12/29/17 7:43:56 PM #14:	Jen0125 posted... I believe it Have you ever felt my hands Jen? I think not. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893089934] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>I believe it</quote> Have you ever felt my hands Jen? I think not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 12/29/17 7:45:57 PM #15:	not the way a man has felt a woman but just in spirit --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:893090041] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>not the way a man has felt a woman but just in spirit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 12/29/17 8:08:39 PM #16:	Sarcasthma posted... Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig I'd read it. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:893091215] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig</quote> I'd read it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 12/30/17 12:12:43 AM #17:	wwinterj25 posted... Sarcasthma posted... Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig I'd read it. Do your thing, @PK_Spam --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:893103075] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig</quote> I'd read it.</quote> Do your thing, @PK_Spam</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 12/30/17 12:17:32 AM #18:	Sarcasthma posted... wwinterj25 posted... Sarcasthma posted... Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig I'd read it. Do your thing, @PK_Spam Doing the lord's work --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:893103283] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig</quote> I'd read it.</quote> Do your thing, @PK_Spam</quote> Doing the lord's work</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 12/30/17 4:39:37 AM #19:	Im on it --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:893110912] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Im on it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 12/30/17 8:21:37 AM #20:	Shark. Thank you. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:893114819] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Shark. Thank you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JazzMasterZero 12/30/17 8:32:11 AM #21:	Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy. <cite>JazzMasterZero posted [p:893115057] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 12/30/17 9:32:15 AM #22:	JazzMasterZero posted... Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy. Sissy is an underappreciated genre. More details Turt <cite>Blighboy posted [p:893116584] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>JazzMasterZero posted...</cite> <quote>Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy.</quote> Sissy is an underappreciated genre. More details Turt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 12/30/17 3:23:46 PM #23:	JazzMasterZero posted... Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy. Then he accurately guessed I work with computers. Which I do, since I'm an engineer. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893131200] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>JazzMasterZero posted...</cite> <quote>Men are suppose to have rougher hands from doing work. He basically called you a pussy.</quote> Then he accurately guessed I work with computers. Which I do, since I'm an engineer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MannerSaurus 12/30/17 3:32:54 PM #24:	AwesomeTurtwig posted... I'm an engineer. I'm a field ops. --- Ever since the day you left, my fate's been set unknown... How many years to walk this path alone? [...] So why'd you close your eyes... why can't I shut mine? <cite>MannerSaurus posted [p:893131643] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>I'm an engineer.</quote> I'm a field ops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
myghostisdead 12/30/17 3:51:01 PM #25:	You should have told him he had a purty mouth. <cite>myghostisdead posted [p:893132453] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>You should have told him he had a purty mouth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 12/30/17 3:56:10 PM #26:	Why was he feeling your hands --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:893132698] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Why was he feeling your hands</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 12/30/17 4:15:45 PM #27:	wwinterj25 posted... Sarcasthma posted... Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig I'd read it. --- All praise Mead <cite>Mead posted [p:893133641] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>wwinterj25 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>Discharge: An Erotic Christmas Story Starring AwesomeTurtwig</quote> I'd read it.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MannerSaurus 12/30/17 4:17:16 PM #28:	MannerSaurus posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... I'm an engineer. I'm a field ops. No one??? lol. --- Ever since the day you left, my fate's been set unknown... How many years to walk this path alone? [...] So why'd you close your eyes... why can't I shut mine? <cite>MannerSaurus posted [p:893133719] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>MannerSaurus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>I'm an engineer.</quote> I'm a field ops.</quote> No one??? lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 12/30/17 4:18:24 PM #29:	MannerSaurus posted... MannerSaurus posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... I'm an engineer. I'm a field ops. No one??? lol. I don't get it tbh <cite>green dragon posted [p:893133768] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>MannerSaurus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MannerSaurus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>I'm an engineer.</quote> I'm a field ops.</quote> No one??? lol.</quote> I don't get it tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MannerSaurus 12/30/17 4:23:50 PM #30:	Back in the day in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, there was an auto-voice chat button that made your character announce what class he was to the whole team. People would just spam it 100 times back and forth in matches sometimes. "I'm a medic! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm a field ops. I'm an engineer!" It was amusing when I was younger. Probably annoying as all hell now. lol --- Ever since the day you left, my fate's been set unknown... How many years to walk this path alone? [...] So why'd you close your eyes... why can't I shut mine? <cite>MannerSaurus posted [p:893134008] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Back in the day in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, there was an auto-voice chat button that made your character announce what class he was to the whole team. People would just spam it 100 times back and forth in matches sometimes. "I'm a medic! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm an engineer! I'm a field ops. I'm an engineer!" It was amusing when I was younger. Probably annoying as all hell now. lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 12/30/17 9:23:43 PM #31:	Is someone trying to write a fanfic about me? Because I would love that. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893148503] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Is someone trying to write a fanfic about me? Because I would love that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 12/31/17 12:23:23 AM #32:	OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot. --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:893156945] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/31/17 1:49:21 AM #33:	Jen0125 posted... Smarkil posted... AwesomeTurtwig posted... He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. Was it your handgun or his? the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick Hold up Jen is male??? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893160187] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted...</cite> <quote>He was showing me how to work the slide on a particular handgun. </quote> Was it your handgun or his?</quote> the funny thing about my handgun is that it's located on my dick</quote> Hold up Jen is male???</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melon_Master 12/31/17 5:00:37 AM #34:	PK_Spam posted... OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot. That could lead to an even better fanfic lol. --- http://i.imgur.com/linui.png http://i.imgur.com/FiYI1.jpg PotDs UnOfficial President and Official Sheldon Cooper <cite>Melon_Master posted [p:893165070] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot.</quote> That could lead to an even better fanfic lol.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 12/31/17 8:10:31 AM #35:	Melon_Master posted... PK_Spam posted... OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot. That could lead to an even better fanfic lol. You actually wouldnt believe the fever dreams Ive legitimately been having. I filled out a whole page for my scratch book of ideas. --- https://i.imgur.com/hCHZS1f.gif <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:893168142] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>Melon_Master posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot.</quote> That could lead to an even better fanfic lol.</quote> You actually wouldnt believe the fever dreams Ive legitimately been having. I filled out a whole page for my scratch book of ideas.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 01/04/18 3:50:27 PM #36:	please --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893422648] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>please</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 01/04/18 4:51:53 PM #37:	Im an attack helicopter --- AT&T U-Verse internet is TRASH. <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:893426332] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Im an attack helicopter</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
faramir77 01/04/18 5:41:13 PM #38:	Nothing gay at all about your buddy at the gun store telling you that you have soft hands. --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk -- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. -- <cite>faramir77 posted [p:893429162] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Nothing gay at all about your buddy at the gun store telling you that you have soft hands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 01/04/18 5:55:16 PM #39:	Need more to this story. I skipped twenty mins into the movie version and they already fuckin'. --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:893430020] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>Need more to this story. I skipped twenty mins into the movie version and they already fuckin'.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melon_Master 01/04/18 10:32:23 PM #40:	PK_Spam posted... Melon_Master posted... PK_Spam posted... OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot. That could lead to an even better fanfic lol. You actually wouldnt believe the fever dreams Ive legitimately been having. I filled out a whole page for my scratch book of ideas. You know what you need to do now lol.. --- http://i.imgur.com/linui.png http://i.imgur.com/FiYI1.jpg PotDs UnOfficial President and Official Sheldon Cooper <cite>Melon_Master posted [p:893445746] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Melon_Master posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>OH, I was gonna, but I had to take a bunch of medication for my cold, so I sort of... forgot.</quote> That could lead to an even better fanfic lol.</quote> You actually wouldnt believe the fever dreams Ive legitimately been having. I filled out a whole page for my scratch book of ideas.</quote> You know what you need to do now lol..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RomanGhost 01/04/18 10:47:58 PM #41:	I've never had a gun. Are they expensive? --- Time to write the wrong year at the end of the date for the next three months. Happy (noncursewordbecausewecan'thavethatinasig) New Year. <cite>RomanGhost posted [p:893446566] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote>I've never had a gun. Are they expensive?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AwesomeTurtwig 01/04/18 11:18:44 PM #42:	RomanGhost posted... I've never had a gun. Are they expensive? My shotgun was only $300, pistol was only $400. --- http://potders.com/sigs/1.gif My flash games: http://bit.ly/kO1BDd Rule free PotD: http://www.potders.com/forum/ <cite>AwesomeTurtwig posted [p:893448316] in The dude a... [t:76148623]...</cite> <quote><cite>RomanGhost posted...</cite> <quote>I've never had a gun. Are they expensive?</quote> My shotgun was only $300, pistol was only $400.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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