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Hairy-man
12/28/17 7:46:17 PM
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Small? Big? Fat? Skinny? Long? Short?

Veiny? Hairy? Lumpy? Smelly?
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Stalolin
12/28/17 7:47:00 PM
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Low and lazy.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/28/17 7:47:49 PM
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I dunnnnoo. Looks like mine has chicken pox.
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Looked gf
12/28/17 7:48:24 PM
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This topic is disgusting. Oh, and unrelated, but do you guys know of any cure for micropenis?
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Freddie_Mercury
12/28/17 7:48:32 PM
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BO8IsKLCEAAkbIG.png
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 7:49:28 PM
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Looked gf posted...
This topic is disgusting. Oh, and unrelated, but do you guys know of any cure for micropenis?


Im sure some women like micropenis

Most probably like macropenis though
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thronedfire2
12/28/17 7:49:29 PM
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kinda sore today
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/28/17 7:50:28 PM
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*pokes head in topic*

You guys talkin bout some penis in here??
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 7:51:04 PM
#9:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
*pokes head in topic*

You guys talkin bout some penis in here??


Yes. You got a micro?
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Mistere Man
12/28/17 7:51:26 PM
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Concave.
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Talks
12/28/17 7:52:16 PM
#11:


I think I was born without suspensory ligaments. It's longer than average and kinda just droops down when it's hard.
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ShinigamiSoul
12/28/17 7:52:59 PM
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Flaccid and kinda musky from work but it's a good musk :)
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 7:53:05 PM
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Talks posted...
I think I was born without suspensory ligaments. It's longer than average and kinda just droops down when it's hard.


That must be annoying. Mine is as straight as an arrow.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/28/17 8:16:42 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
*pokes head in topic*

You guys talkin bout some penis in here??


Yes. You got a micro?

more like a sub sandwich, you gotta hold that beast with 2 hands nahmean
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ShinigamiSoul
12/28/17 8:18:57 PM
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What counts as micro?
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DocDelicious
12/28/17 8:19:49 PM
#16:


He's doin alright.
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TheCraigadile
12/28/17 8:20:08 PM
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In a word: average.
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Sami1000
12/28/17 8:21:43 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
What counts as micro?

Below 7 inches
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EverDownward
12/28/17 8:22:09 PM
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Pretty penis-y
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 8:29:58 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Hairy-man posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
*pokes head in topic*

You guys talkin bout some penis in here??


Yes. You got a micro?

more like a sub sandwich, you gotta hold that beast with 2 hands nahmean


Bruh I only use one hand for my sub
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pizz
12/28/17 8:31:19 PM
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im a grower. i have a baby dick when im soft but im 7 inches hard
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 8:32:41 PM
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Im a shower. Im 4 inches soft and 6 hard
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Jiek_Fafn
12/28/17 8:33:29 PM
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It's very wide but not very tall. Kind of like a can of soup.
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Sylph
12/28/17 8:35:35 PM
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Inverted
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CarlGrimes
12/28/17 8:36:11 PM
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HQhkK9k
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3khc
12/28/17 8:38:17 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
What counts as micro?

Below 7 inches

Below 5 inches
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
12/28/17 8:39:36 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
HQhkK9k

eUZJk6p
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Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:40:14 PM
#28:


Sylph posted...
Inverted

Neat I am not alone!
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Talks
12/28/17 8:45:01 PM
#29:


CarlGrimes posted...

B7
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Mistere Man
12/28/17 8:49:40 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
HQhkK9k

eUZJk6p

Floppy snake aka penis snake.
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Zodd3224
12/28/17 8:50:48 PM
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I sent you a PM, TC, you tell me.
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KILBOTz
12/28/17 8:51:45 PM
#32:


Mostly average other than being super veiny. Average girth, slightly below average length. But rubber for her pleasure from the factory with all the veins.
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Hairy-man
12/28/17 9:01:06 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I sent you a PM, TC, you tell me.


Holy Christ. Its like one of those farm silos
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Rad_Chad
12/28/17 9:05:00 PM
#34:


Dick shaped
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Zodd3224
12/28/17 9:06:18 PM
#35:


Hairy-man posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
I sent you a PM, TC, you tell me.


Holy Christ. Its like one of those farm silos


You're welcome
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/28/17 9:10:35 PM
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I dont know, but I love it. I think its a thing of beauty.
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ShinigamiSoul
12/28/17 9:15:40 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I dont know, but I love it. I think its a thing of beauty.

Cut or uncut?
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/28/17 10:24:20 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I dont know, but I love it. I think its a thing of beauty.

Cut or uncut?

Cut.
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VTBM
12/28/17 11:29:31 PM
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Returning_CEmen
12/28/17 11:30:22 PM
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Long, thick, visually stunning
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NOM
12/28/17 11:30:58 PM
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6.5x4.9

Ugly circumcision scar and thin and hair growing up the shaft.

I hate it.
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Chicken_Butt
12/28/17 11:32:31 PM
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Still untouched by a woman. 2018, here I come.
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 7:17:07 AM
#43:


NOM posted...
6.5x4.9

Ugly circumcision scar and thin and hair growing up the shaft.

I hate it.


I have little curly hairs growing up the shaft too. So annoying. And to try and shave them is a nightmare. One wrong move and youre bleeding for a good hour.

Trying to put pressure on a squishy dick is difficult
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DocileOrangeCup
12/29/17 7:22:29 AM
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KogaSteelfang
12/29/17 7:26:54 AM
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Eh, medium length, decent girth. No curve or anything. Mild deformity with the opening in the wrong place. Absolutely nothing impressive at all about it.
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Blitz4532
12/29/17 7:44:05 AM
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Mine has phimosis, so I gotta be extra careful about cleaning it properly. Basically it looks like I'm wearing a condom 24x7 and I'm ashamed of it. My wife is happy with it, but I dunno man..
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 7:53:06 AM
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Blitz4532 posted...
Mine has phimosis, so I gotta be extra careful about cleaning it properly. Basically it looks like I'm wearing a condom 24x7 and I'm ashamed of it. My wife is happy with it, but I dunno man..


How do you clean it? Im assuming you cant because the skin wont go back. Not that Im an advocate, but have you thought about the circumcision?
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/29/17 8:33:47 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
I have little curly hairs growing up the shaft too. So annoying. And to try and shave them is a nightmare. One wrong move and youre bleeding for a good hour.

Trying to put pressure on a squishy dick is difficult

Next time you shave down there get a little hard. Makes it a whole lot easier.
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EpicMickeyDrew
12/29/17 8:37:06 AM
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@Blitz4532 posted...
Mine has phimosis, so I gotta be extra careful about cleaning it properly. Basically it looks like I'm wearing a condom 24x7 and I'm ashamed of it. My wife is happy with it, but I dunno man..

How do you have sex?
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 10:51:02 AM
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Wtf are the little white bumps on the bottom of the shaft
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