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Zodd3224
12/29/17 10:52:31 AM
#51:


Hairy-man posted...
Wtf are the little white bumps on the bottom of the shaft


Those are AIDS
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 10:59:54 AM
#52:


I do not have AIDS. Maybe they are just supposed to be there
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obeseexplosive
12/29/17 11:03:23 AM
#53:


fordyce spots
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 11:06:08 AM
#54:


obeseexplosive posted...
fordyce spots


Ok that explains it. And these appear to be a normal phenomena.

Not aids!
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obeseexplosive
12/29/17 11:15:28 AM
#55:


Hairy-man posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
fordyce spots


Ok that explains it. And these appear to be a normal phenomena.

Not aids!

I would like to believe it makes me ribbed for her pleasure
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Holy_Pumpkin
12/29/17 11:20:01 AM
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obeseexplosive
12/29/17 11:21:58 AM
#57:


Those are some small balls dude
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Chicken_Butt
12/29/17 3:39:51 PM
#58:


Serious answer though, no girl has ever seen my penis (not talking like doctors or whatever), but when that time finally comes I won't disappoint. It's only 5.5 inches, but girth is a big deal and let me tell you what, sometimes I mistake morning wood for a pop can. I found out that while my length is average, my girth is stronger than the average man by a fair bit.

And no, I don't call soda pop, but saying soda can sounds weird. So pop can. I drink soda from my pop cans.
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 3:45:39 PM
#59:


Chicken_Butt posted...
Serious answer though, no girl has ever seen my penis (not talking like doctors or whatever), but when that time finally comes I won't disappoint. It's only 5.5 inches, but girth is a big deal and let me tell you what, sometimes I mistake morning wood for a pop can. I found out that while my length is average, my girth is stronger than the average man by a fair bit.

And no, I don't call soda pop, but saying soda can sounds weird. So pop can. I drink soda from my pop cans.


Well you are much girthier than me my friend. I can fit nicely into a toilet paper roll but thats about it.

And Im only rolling with 6 inches in length. However, no girl has ever complained about it. It usually gets the job done
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Scaramanga
12/29/17 3:54:40 PM
#60:


Veiny and triumphant
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Zodd3224
12/29/17 4:00:20 PM
#61:


5.1 is average length, so if you're above that you're good to go.
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Hairy-man
12/29/17 4:02:53 PM
#62:


Zodd3224 posted...
5.1 is average length, so if you're above that you're good to go.


Whats the real difference between 5.1 inches and 6. I dont think the ladies can tell the difference. I still feel small
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Blitz4532
12/29/17 4:44:07 PM
#63:


For the two people with questions about it:

I clean it by cleaning inside the tip of the skin with soap on a finger. I then rinse my finger and use it to clean the soap out.

I have sex like any other guy. The difference is instead of the foreskin retracting, mine is super stretchy and just grows to length with it.

As a side note: having phimosis isn't a bad thing inasmuch that it's virtually impossible for the actual shaft to get too dirty, as the skin protects it. The biggest downside though is sex isn't a sign pleasurable for me as what I'm assuming it is for other guys. I didn't even know I was unusual until my wife pointed it out, I thought all uncircumcised dicks were like mine.
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FigureOfSpeech
12/29/17 5:03:05 PM
#64:


My penis is just kinda penisy
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Xelltrix
12/29/17 5:05:58 PM
#65:


Was I the only one that thought of The Todd seeing this title?

https://youtu.be/lD6HpmfdBhw?t=14
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ProtoManSPx
12/30/17 1:15:19 AM
#66:


Hard rn
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Zodd3224
12/30/17 8:49:51 AM
#67:


ProtoManSPx posted...
Hard rn

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Scorsese2002
12/30/17 8:51:53 AM
#68:


Has a cold, been sneezing a lot lately.
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Lordgold666
12/30/17 8:57:47 AM
#69:


Takin a nap
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ProtoManSPx
12/30/17 8:19:55 PM
#70:


Zodd3224 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Hard rn

:)
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DeanAuryn
12/30/17 8:27:30 PM
#71:


Cocky.
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Hairy-man
12/30/17 9:27:37 PM
#72:


Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker
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thecoolgu
12/30/17 9:28:33 PM
#73:


Veiny.

About average in every other department.
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obeseexplosive
12/30/17 9:28:37 PM
#74:


Hairy-man posted...
Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker

*reaches around*

HONK
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Hairy-man
12/30/17 9:30:07 PM
#75:


obeseexplosive posted...
Hairy-man posted...
Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker

*reaches around*

HONK


It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self
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Ving_Rhames
12/30/17 9:30:32 PM
#76:


Thick.
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obeseexplosive
12/30/17 10:10:55 PM
#77:


Hairy-man posted...
It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self

Then whos penis did I honk?
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ProtoManSPx
12/30/17 10:18:06 PM
#78:


obeseexplosive posted...
Hairy-man posted...
It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self

Then whos penis did I honk?

Mine :)
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obeseexplosive
12/31/17 12:01:39 AM
#79:


;)
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Apocrypha22
12/31/17 12:04:16 AM
#80:


On standby.
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gguirao
01/01/18 5:06:06 PM
#81:


Average size and shape.
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Hairy-man
01/01/18 5:11:08 PM
#82:


Average veins
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KogaSteelfang
01/02/18 9:49:27 AM
#83:


My brother called his dick a snake once. So I told him mine was a cobra, that it stands up when excited, and tries to spit in your face when you grab it. He gave me such a dumb look lol. I think that was the only time I ever mentioned anything like that to anyone irl.
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