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Zodd3224 12/29/17 10:52:31 AM #51: |
Hairy-man posted...
Wtf are the little white bumps on the bottom of the shaft Those are AIDS --- Currently playing = Shadows Die Twice beta Fave game of all time = Shadows Die Twice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hairy-man 12/29/17 10:59:54 AM #52: |
I do not have AIDS. Maybe they are just supposed to be there
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obeseexplosive 12/29/17 11:03:23 AM #53: |
fordyce spots
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Hairy-man 12/29/17 11:06:08 AM #54: |
obeseexplosive posted...
fordyce spots Ok that explains it. And these appear to be a normal phenomena. Not aids! --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/29/17 11:15:28 AM #55: |
Hairy-man posted...
obeseexplosive posted...fordyce spots I would like to believe it makes me ribbed for her pleasure --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Pumpkin 12/29/17 11:20:01 AM #56: |
8=======================================D rinao
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obeseexplosive 12/29/17 11:21:58 AM #57: |
Those are some small balls dude
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Chicken_Butt 12/29/17 3:39:51 PM #58: |
Serious answer though, no girl has ever seen my penis (not talking like doctors or whatever), but when that time finally comes I won't disappoint. It's only 5.5 inches, but girth is a big deal and let me tell you what, sometimes I mistake morning wood for a pop can. I found out that while my length is average, my girth is stronger than the average man by a fair bit.
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Hairy-man 12/29/17 3:45:39 PM #59: |
Chicken_Butt posted...
Serious answer though, no girl has ever seen my penis (not talking like doctors or whatever), but when that time finally comes I won't disappoint. It's only 5.5 inches, but girth is a big deal and let me tell you what, sometimes I mistake morning wood for a pop can. I found out that while my length is average, my girth is stronger than the average man by a fair bit. Well you are much girthier than me my friend. I can fit nicely into a toilet paper roll but thats about it. And Im only rolling with 6 inches in length. However, no girl has ever complained about it. It usually gets the job done --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scaramanga 12/29/17 3:54:40 PM #60: |
Veiny and triumphant
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Zodd3224 12/29/17 4:00:20 PM #61: |
5.1 is average length, so if you're above that you're good to go.
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Hairy-man 12/29/17 4:02:53 PM #62: |
Zodd3224 posted...
5.1 is average length, so if you're above that you're good to go. Whats the real difference between 5.1 inches and 6. I dont think the ladies can tell the difference. I still feel small --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blitz4532 12/29/17 4:44:07 PM #63: |
For the two people with questions about it:
I clean it by cleaning inside the tip of the skin with soap on a finger. I then rinse my finger and use it to clean the soap out. I have sex like any other guy. The difference is instead of the foreskin retracting, mine is super stretchy and just grows to length with it. As a side note: having phimosis isn't a bad thing inasmuch that it's virtually impossible for the actual shaft to get too dirty, as the skin protects it. The biggest downside though is sex isn't a sign pleasurable for me as what I'm assuming it is for other guys. I didn't even know I was unusual until my wife pointed it out, I thought all uncircumcised dicks were like mine. --- I am the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 12/29/17 5:03:05 PM #64: |
My penis is just kinda penisy
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Xelltrix 12/29/17 5:05:58 PM #65: |
Was I the only one that thought of The Todd seeing this title?
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ProtoManSPx 12/30/17 1:15:19 AM #66: |
Hard rn
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Zodd3224 12/30/17 8:49:51 AM #67: |
ProtoManSPx posted...
Hard rn --- Currently playing = Shadows Die Twice beta Fave game of all time = Shadows Die Twice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Scorsese2002 12/30/17 8:51:53 AM #68: |
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Lordgold666 12/30/17 8:57:47 AM #69: |
Takin a nap
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ProtoManSPx 12/30/17 8:19:55 PM #70: |
Zodd3224 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...Hard rn :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DeanAuryn 12/30/17 8:27:30 PM #71: |
Cocky.
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Hairy-man 12/30/17 9:27:37 PM #72: |
Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker
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thecoolgu 12/30/17 9:28:33 PM #73: |
Veiny.
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obeseexplosive 12/30/17 9:28:37 PM #74: |
Hairy-man posted...
Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker *reaches around* HONK --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hairy-man 12/30/17 9:30:07 PM #75: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Hairy-man posted...Mine is shriveled and weak right now. Feel like shit. It used to be such a honker It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman Not changing sig until REmake2 is released! Hah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ving_Rhames 12/30/17 9:30:32 PM #76: |
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obeseexplosive 12/30/17 10:10:55 PM #77: |
Hairy-man posted...
It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self Then whos penis did I honk? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProtoManSPx 12/30/17 10:18:06 PM #78: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Hairy-man posted...It didnt make any noise. I am a shell of my former self Mine :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/31/17 12:01:39 AM #79: |
;)
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Apocrypha22 12/31/17 12:04:16 AM #80: |
On standby.
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gguirao 01/01/18 5:06:06 PM #81: |
Average size and shape.
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Hairy-man 01/01/18 5:11:08 PM #82: |
Average veins
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KogaSteelfang 01/02/18 9:49:27 AM #83: |
My brother called his dick a snake once. So I told him mine was a cobra, that it stands up when excited, and tries to spit in your face when you grab it. He gave me such a dumb look lol. I think that was the only time I ever mentioned anything like that to anyone irl.
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