Current Events > Ugh my ex wants me to bring the spreader bars back

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Muffinz0rz 12/26/17 6:28:19 PM #1:	So we broke up and had this totally amicable breakup where I came over and got all my stuff. Nobody's feelings were hurt, everything was fine. She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger). I obviously wanted most of that, so I made the ~hour trek out there to get it. I initially got the spreader bars for her in the first place as an anniversary present, so I asked at least 2-3 times if she wanted to keep them. She refused. Now she wants them back -__- so here goes another hour of my life to bring them back (she doesn't drive, and I'm too nice to make her take public transportation all the way out here and all the way back, especially with some spreader bars on her person lmao). Yawn --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892911614] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>So we broke up and had this totally amicable breakup where I came over and got all my stuff. Nobody's feelings were hurt, everything was fine. She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger). I obviously wanted most of that, so I made the ~hour trek out there to get it. I initially got the spreader bars for her in the first place as an anniversary present, so I asked at least 2-3 times if she wanted to keep them. She refused. Now she wants them back -__- so here goes another hour of my life to bring them back (she doesn't drive, and I'm too nice to make her take public transportation all the way out here and all the way back, especially with some spreader bars on her person lmao). Yawn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/26/17 6:30:07 PM #2:	What is she spreading with the bars? --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892911705] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>What is she spreading with the bars?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/26/17 6:31:09 PM #3:	Bring back the handcuffs and asked if she changed her mind about using those again too. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:892911769] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Bring back the handcuffs and asked if she changed her mind about using those again too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 12/26/17 6:34:06 PM #5:	Lol you're bringing the spreader bars back at 6 so she can get fucked by someone else at 7. Sounds like a miserable trip. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.3 <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:892911889] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Lol you're bringing the spreader bars back at 6 so she can get fucked by someone else at 7. Sounds like a miserable trip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FairyLeviathan 12/26/17 6:37:04 PM #6:	She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger). I'm guessing this had something to do with the break up? <cite>FairyLeviathan posted [p:892912031] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><quote>She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger).</quote> I'm guessing this had something to do with the break up?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 12/26/17 6:38:15 PM #7:	I don't believe this for a moment <cite>treewojima posted [p:892912097] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>I don't believe this for a moment</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/26/17 6:45:17 PM #8:	obeseexplosive posted... What is she spreading with the bars? She used them on me for bondage purposes. Lost_All_Senses posted... Bring back the handcuffs and asked if she changed her mind about using those again too. Actually the handcuffs are originally mine, I just kept them there because we spent a majority of our time at her place. CensorErik posted... Wtf are spreader bars? Google them. They're NSFW. Explaining more detail might get me modded. Smashingpmkns posted... Lol you're bringing the spreader bars back at 6 so she can get fucked by someone else at 7. Sounds like a miserable trip. My thoughts exactly. The one saving grace is there's a coffee place near there I really like. FairyLeviathan posted... She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger). I'm guessing this had something to do with the break up? No it didn't. treewojima posted... I don't believe this for a moment I'll post screenies when I get back to my computer --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892912395] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>What is she spreading with the bars?</quote> She used them on me for bondage purposes. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote>Bring back the handcuffs and asked if she changed her mind about using those again too.</quote> Actually the handcuffs are originally mine, I just kept them there because we spent a majority of our time at her place. <cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote>Wtf are spreader bars?</quote> Google them. They're NSFW. Explaining more detail might get me modded. <cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Lol you're bringing the spreader bars back at 6 so she can get fucked by someone else at 7. Sounds like a miserable trip.</quote> My thoughts exactly. The one saving grace is there's a coffee place near there I really like. <cite>FairyLeviathan posted...</cite> <quote><quote>She offered all my stuff back (I had a pillow there, a toothbrush, handcuffs, and a phone charger).</quote> I'm guessing this had something to do with the break up?</quote> No it didn't. <cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>I don't believe this for a moment</quote> I'll post screenies when I get back to my computer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/26/17 10:06:06 PM #9:	Bump --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892922252] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/27/17 6:08:30 PM #10:	Tag because I totally forgot to post screenies, I'm on vacation with fam and have had very little computer time --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:892966781] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Tag because I totally forgot to post screenies, I'm on vacation with fam and have had very little computer time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/29/17 1:51:38 AM #11:	Shit yeah I got a chick who wants to get a drink Saturday so I can use that as an excuse not to go --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893049811] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Shit yeah I got a chick who wants to get a drink Saturday so I can use that as an excuse not to go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 8:55:23 PM #12:	Joke's on her, I was out getting drinks with a tinder bae and didn't even remember to pack the bars hahahahah lmfao --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893147211] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote> Joke's on her, I was out getting drinks with a tinder bae and didn't even remember to pack the bars hahahahah lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 12/30/17 8:57:23 PM #13:	Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:893147302] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 9:01:01 PM #14:	Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893147448] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg 12/30/17 9:04:14 PM #15:	I am going to have to learn to stop looking up terms I see on this site. --- Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives? <cite>cjsdowg posted [p:893147577] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>I am going to have to learn to stop looking up terms I see on this site.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 9:05:11 PM #16:	cjsdowg posted... I am going to have to learn to stop looking up terms I see on this site. You must be new h-- Yeah, probably --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893147621] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>cjsdowg posted...</cite> <quote>I am going to have to learn to stop looking up terms I see on this site.</quote> You must be new h-- Yeah, probably</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/30/17 9:06:45 PM #17:	Very subtle TC --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_V1kG6mRc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:893147698] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>Very subtle TC</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 9:07:16 PM #18:	Vyrulisse posted... Very subtle TC What --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893147726] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>Very subtle TC</quote> What</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/30/17 9:08:18 PM #19:	This topic wasn't about having to do something for your ex it was just to let everyone know you're a freak in the bedroom --- http://i.imgur.com/6VeX04D.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_V1kG6mRc <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:893147787] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote>This topic wasn't about having to do something for your ex it was just to let everyone know you're a freak in the bedroom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 9:09:42 PM #20:	Vyrulisse posted... This topic wasn't about having to do something for your ex it was just to let everyone know you're a freak in the bedroom The topic title is literally me having to do something for my ex Also why would I be subtle about that? If I wanted people to know I was a freak in the bedroom, I'd just make a topic about it instead of concocting some fake story about my ex I have no shame #StopKinkShaming2018 --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893147867] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vyrulisse posted...</cite> <quote>This topic wasn't about having to do something for your ex it was just to let everyone know you're a freak in the bedroom</quote> The topic title is literally me having to do something for my ex Also why would I be subtle about that? If I wanted people to know I was a freak in the bedroom, I'd just make a topic about it instead of concocting some fake story about my ex I have no shame #StopKinkShaming2018</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 12/30/17 9:15:06 PM #21:	Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:893148099] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/30/17 9:19:30 PM #22:	Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893148325] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything</quote></quote> Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 12/31/17 12:23:25 AM #23:	Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic Lol my b. Guess I could see that coming off sarcastic. I wasnt though --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:893156947] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything</quote></quote> Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic</quote> Lol my b. Guess I could see that coming off sarcastic. I wasnt though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/31/17 12:33:43 AM #24:	Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... Kaname_Madoka posted... Muffinz0rz posted... She used them on me High IQ. Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic Lol my b. Guess I could see that coming off sarcastic. I wasnt though We good --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad: ELIMINATED. <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:893157399] in Ugh my ex ... [t:76139517]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kaname_Madoka posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Muffinz0rz posted...</cite> <quote>She used them on me</quote> High IQ.</quote> Real chads are so alpha that they sub for their women because they do all the work Seriously in those things I couldn't even move. Just lay there and relax while she does everything</quote></quote> Oh my fault, I thought you were being sarcastic</quote> Lol my b. Guess I could see that coming off sarcastic. I wasnt though</quote> We good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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