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Milkman5
12/22/17 12:15:00 AM
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PS4 is for guys with medium size dongers
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Rika_Furude
12/22/17 12:15:27 AM
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Banjo2553
12/22/17 12:15:54 AM
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What happens if someone owns both a Switch and an Xbox One?
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Doe
12/22/17 12:15:56 AM
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Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?
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Zero_Destroyer
12/22/17 12:15:57 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
true

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Darmik
12/22/17 12:16:38 AM
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Mario is probably porking Cortana as we speak
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YookaLaylee
12/22/17 12:17:12 AM
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Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Cuphead
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Darmik
12/22/17 12:18:57 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Cuphead


Ehhh that one was also on Steam and GOG.

If it's just Windows 10 and Xbox One I think that's okay to be considered an exclusive.
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Doe
12/22/17 12:19:13 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Cuphead

Is on PC and doesnt need any serious tech to run
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/22/17 12:19:37 AM
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Banjo2553 posted...
What happens if someone owns both a Switch and an Xbox One?

This is my situation. What am I TC?!?
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YookaLaylee
12/22/17 12:20:17 AM
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Doe posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Cuphead

Is on PC and doesnt need any serious tech to run

Idk then
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
What happens if someone owns both a Switch and an Xbox One?

This is my situation. What am I TC?!?

Multi-dicked. One is big and one is small. Right, TC
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Rika_Furude
12/22/17 12:22:44 AM
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Refer to the following:

Switch - Big Dick
PS4 - Medium Dick
XBox - Small Dick

Switch and PS4 - Giant Dick Chad Thundercock
Switch and Xbox - Micro Dick
Ps4 and Xbox - Dick not exists

Switch and Ps4 and Xbox 1 - Unicorn
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Zero_Destroyer
12/22/17 12:23:51 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...

Switch and PS4 - Giant Dick Chad Thundercock


FeelsAmazingMan
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Banjo2553
12/22/17 12:25:14 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Switch and PS4 - Giant Dick Chad Thundercock

Yaasss
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Gamer99z
12/22/17 12:25:56 AM
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Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Microsoft announced over a year ago that all Xbox One exclusives will also be available on W10. Technically the Xbox no longer has any new platform exclusives, just the early ones that were made before they made the decision to have everything on both.
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Zero_Destroyer
12/22/17 12:27:19 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Microsoft announced over a year ago that all Xbox One exclusives will also be available on W10. Technically the Xbox no longer has any new platform exclusives, just the early ones that were made before they made the decision to have everything on both.


tfw no reason to get an xbone
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Darmik
12/22/17 12:27:37 AM
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I'm pretty sure this is the entire list of actual Microsoft published games this year.

Forza Motorsport 7
Halo Wars 2
ReCore: Definitive Edition
Zoo Tycoon: Ultimate Animal Collection
Rush: A Disney Pixar Adventure
Disneyland Adventures
Super Lucky's Tale
PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Phantom Dust
Voodoo Vince: Remastered
Fable Fortune
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Muffinz0rz
12/22/17 12:28:31 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Switch and Xbox - Micro Dick

Are you fucking kidding me

Why

Why can't they just offset to a medium dick or something
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Gamer99z
12/22/17 12:30:37 AM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Microsoft announced over a year ago that all Xbox One exclusives will also be available on W10. Technically the Xbox no longer has any new platform exclusives, just the early ones that were made before they made the decision to have everything on both.


tfw no reason to get an xbone

Honestly I applaud them for the pro consumer decision to give players choice for which platform to play on, but yeah, they kinda shot themselves in the foot by making well the games available on a better platform than yours.
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Doe
12/22/17 12:30:42 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Switch and Xbox - Micro Dick

Are you fucking kidding me

Why

Why can't they just offset to a medium dick or something

Because xbox

It's like X divided by X^2

It goes to zero as its graph approaches infinity despite each one being an infinite value
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Muffinz0rz
12/22/17 12:39:03 AM
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Doe posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Switch and Xbox - Micro Dick

Are you fucking kidding me

Why

Why can't they just offset to a medium dick or something

Because xbox

It's like X divided by X^2

It goes to zero as its graph approaches infinity despite each one being an infinite value

v3dM9YY
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Zack_Attackv1
12/22/17 12:39:37 AM
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TheoryzC
12/22/17 12:41:31 AM
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Xbox One X is for Mandingo dicked alphas who can't get it up
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MabusIncarnate
12/22/17 12:42:27 AM
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PC micropenis race
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Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
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Turbam
12/22/17 12:45:06 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Switch and Ps4 and Xbox 1 - Unicorn

Cool <:V
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Looked gf
12/22/17 12:45:37 AM
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YookaLaylee
12/22/17 12:48:10 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Microsoft announced over a year ago that all Xbox One exclusives will also be available on W10. Technically the Xbox no longer has any new platform exclusives, just the early ones that were made before they made the decision to have everything on both.


tfw no reason to get an xbone

Honestly I applaud them for the pro consumer decision to give players choice for which platform to play on, but yeah, they kinda shot themselves in the foot by making well the games available on a better platform than yours.

They didn't do it to be pro consumer and they didn't shoot themselves in the foot. It's pretty obvious that they want to focus more on PC gaming than consoles in the future. I wouldn't be surprised if they create their own Steam like platform next gen and create exclusive PC games for it. If they get rid of their console division then they'd make a much larger profit off of games because they don't have to worry about selling hardware anymore
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Gamer99z
12/22/17 1:00:16 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Zero_Destroyer posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Doe posted...
Did the Xbox have a single relevant exclusive this whole year?

Microsoft announced over a year ago that all Xbox One exclusives will also be available on W10. Technically the Xbox no longer has any new platform exclusives, just the early ones that were made before they made the decision to have everything on both.


tfw no reason to get an xbone

Honestly I applaud them for the pro consumer decision to give players choice for which platform to play on, but yeah, they kinda shot themselves in the foot by making well the games available on a better platform than yours.

They didn't do it to be pro consumer and they didn't shoot themselves in the foot. It's pretty obvious that they want to focus more on PC gaming than consoles in the future. I wouldn't be surprised if they create their own Steam like platform next gen and create exclusive PC games for it. If they get rid of their console division then they'd make a much larger profit off of games because they don't have to worry about selling hardware anymore

I'm not saying they did it to be pro consumer, I'm saying it was a nice pro consumer movie, whether it was intentionally so or not. And in regards to specifically the Xbox brand they shot themselves in the foot. There already wasn't really a reason to have an Xbox One to begin with, they just made it worse.
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ChromaticAngel
12/22/17 1:12:00 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
PS4 is for guys with medium size dongers

What happens if I have all 3?
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Kasperia
12/22/17 1:52:55 PM
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Lol @ this topic
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