Current Events > Let's build a functional government one left and one right policy at a time

Topic List
Page List: 1
einegutePerson
12/21/17 4:32:13 AM
#1:


Hunting whales is ok
---
im a good person
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mal_Fet
12/21/17 5:44:50 AM
#2:


Offending minorities is punishable by a $1000 fine
---
Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
-George Orwell
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja
12/21/17 5:49:33 AM
#3:


The penalty for speeding is 15 lashes.
---
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima
12/21/17 5:54:29 AM
#4:


all men are created equal, but some men are more equal than others
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti
12/21/17 5:55:21 AM
#5:


Christianity is the official religion of the state
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
cjsdowg
12/21/17 5:57:18 AM
#6:


Mal_Fet posted...
Offending minorities is punishable by a $1000 fine


Like people who bitch about people who take knee while a song plays?
---
Bender: Well, everybody, I just saved a turtle. What have you done with your lives?
... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy
12/21/17 6:01:00 AM
#7:


cjsdowg posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Offending minorities is punishable by a $1000 fine


Like people who bitch about people who take knee while a song plays?

How about we make it so that offending a minority is punishable with a fine, but minorities can't protest the government?
---
Who is? I am!
... Copied to Clipboard!
BillyKidd
12/21/17 6:03:36 AM
#9:


Being offended for a group of people that you don't look like is punishable by 10 years in federal maximum security penitentiary.
---
Tho I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil. For I'm the meanest mofo in the whole f'n valley
http://i.imgur.com/4GzX1.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer
12/23/17 2:39:27 AM
#10:


Come on guys, we have 5 right wing ones and only one left wing one
---
He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb
... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0
12/23/17 2:41:11 AM
#11:


Marijuana completely legalized; all other drugs decriminalized
---
-The Admirable
... Copied to Clipboard!
BigSLM1993
12/23/17 2:44:00 AM
#12:


Declaring war on Christmas is a crime.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mal_Fet
12/23/17 2:45:30 AM
#13:


Anyone earning more money than I personally think is reasonable will be executed via guillotine.
---
Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.
-George Orwell
... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks
12/23/17 2:47:14 AM
#14:


Ownership of property and earning money are crimes.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
the_rowan
12/23/17 2:47:15 AM
#15:


Police will aggressively pursue illegal immigrants, but instead of deporting them, they will force them to become doctors and work for free, so the nation can have free healthcare.

Am I doing it right?
---
"That is why war is so tragic. To win means to make victims of your opponents and give birth to hatred." - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1