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ninja_lootz 12/19/17 4:34:19 AM #1: |
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Sarcasthma 12/19/17 4:36:07 AM #2: |
I'm sick.
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Mario_VS_DK 12/19/17 4:42:57 AM #3: |
Your phone exploded and caused your house to burn down with you inside of it.
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Entity13 12/19/17 7:11:04 AM #4: |
"I'm allergic to responsibilities and need to stay home with more of my bad decisions in life."
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lorekai 12/19/17 7:28:27 AM #5: |
Stomach bug, no-one ever doubts it.
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kind9 12/19/17 7:37:53 AM #6: |
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Tropic_Sunset 12/19/17 7:38:21 AM #7: |
I can't come into work today. I was in a horrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable... See you tomorrow.
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mipond 12/19/17 7:49:35 AM #9: |
Stomach cramps.
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SusanGreenEyes 12/19/17 8:09:30 AM #10: |
Car trouble
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What_The_Chris 12/19/17 8:13:26 AM #11: |
lorekai posted...
Stomach bug, no-one ever doubts it. this --- 2017 St. Louis Cardinals finished 83-79 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Babbit55 12/19/17 8:15:14 AM #12: |
(Context - I am a manager)
"Sorry, not feeling well today so not coming in" Then if asked whats wrong "I have had the shits/diarrhoea" If you feel the need to embellish for no reason, you are lying. --- GT:- Babbit55 PC - i5 4670k, 16g ram, RX 480, 2tb hybrid drive. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alexandra_Trent 12/19/17 8:46:10 AM #13: |
Babbit55 posted...
(Context - I am a manager) True. Don't create too many details. Truly ill people don't have the time or energy to make details up. XD --- "Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them." -Marie, Aristocats ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 12/19/17 8:58:13 AM #15: |
I'm feeling too good to work today.
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SilentSeph 12/19/17 9:38:14 AM #16: |
The dog ate my homework
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TheWorstPoster 12/19/17 9:44:10 AM #17: |
I'm dead
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Entity13 12/19/17 2:28:42 PM #18: |
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wolfy42 12/19/17 2:31:31 PM #19: |
I'm calling in sick today because I had sex all night and i'm too exhausted to leave my bed.
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Jen0125 12/19/17 2:32:25 PM #20: |
do you need an excuse? if it's your sick time can't you just tell them you won't be in?
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