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littlebro07
12/18/17 1:37:49 AM
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I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

Every time I hear it I want to punch things
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MabusIncarnate
12/18/17 1:38:40 AM
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/18/17 1:39:05 AM
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The rape-y one

Baby it's cold outside or whatever it's called
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Northlane
12/18/17 1:42:51 AM
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Santa baby
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MabusIncarnate
12/18/17 1:44:33 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsvOrtcrA5c

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gunplagirl
12/18/17 1:45:24 AM
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Last Christmas
I gave you mahawrt
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WafflehouseJK
12/18/17 1:47:51 AM
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Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.
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Gafemage
12/18/17 1:48:52 AM
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Christmas Shoes, Last Christmas, or Bruce Springstein's cover of Santa Claus is Coming to Town, probably.
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littlebro07
12/18/17 1:49:41 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.
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MabusIncarnate
12/18/17 1:50:21 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.

Idk if I know this one.
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WafflehouseJK
12/18/17 1:52:24 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
littlebro07 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.

Idk if I know this one.

It's legit fucking awful. I've never hated any song as much as I hate this one. I honestly hate it more than I probably should. >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34

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xx_SaintBoot_xx
12/18/17 1:53:26 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFLaUL8NG9Y

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littlebro07
12/18/17 1:57:07 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
littlebro07 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.

Idk if I know this one.


Sir I wanna buy these shoes
For my mama please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size

Or some bullshit like that
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littlebro07
12/18/17 1:58:21 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
littlebro07 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.

Idk if I know this one.

It's legit fucking awful. I've never hated any song as much as I hate this one. I honestly hate it more than I probably should. >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34


The comments are very different than what we're saying here lmao
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WilliamPorygon
12/18/17 2:01:57 AM
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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littlebro07
12/18/17 2:02:49 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Grandma got run over by a reindeer


I actually haven't heard that one on the radio this year.

I'm hearing a lot more TSO than usual which is great because TSO is fucking awesome.
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Mako_Sharknado
12/18/17 2:04:15 AM
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It was Last Christmas for the longest time, but I just heard some dogshit from those Owl City fucks that was even worse
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Gafemage
12/18/17 2:16:31 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
The comments are very different than what we're saying here lmao


I almost feel bad for trashing it knowing how much it means to some people... but just listening to a minute of its forced sentimentality, emotionally-manipulative premise & religious cash-grabbing fills me with so much contempt that I just can't hold it back - it fucking sucks.
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yemmy
12/18/17 2:18:41 AM
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Paul McCartney
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Gafemage
12/18/17 2:19:34 AM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Grandma got run over by a reindeer


This one's pretty bad I guess... though its badness as a song is heavily dwarfed by how fucking terrible that movie based off it was.
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WafflehouseJK
12/18/17 2:19:59 AM
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Gafemage posted...
littlebro07 posted...
The comments are very different than what we're saying here lmao


I almost feel bad for trashing it knowing how much it means to some people... but just listening to a minute of its forced sentimentality, emotionally-manipulative premise & religious cash-grabbing fills me with so much contempt that I just can't hold it back - it fucking sucks.

This. Its a very emotionally manipulative song just to be emotionally manipulative. There's no actual value or genuineness behind it, its sole goal is to guilt trip you.
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Gamer99z
12/18/17 2:24:23 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
littlebro07 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
Christmas Shoes is actually terrible.


Oh yeah, fuck that one too.

Idk if I know this one.

It's legit fucking awful. I've never hated any song as much as I hate this one. I honestly hate it more than I probably should. >_>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34

So many of the comments are from one person ._.
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TrevorBlack79
12/18/17 2:25:59 AM
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Literally all of them.
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Itachi157
12/18/17 2:29:45 AM
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Any sang by the Chipmunks
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Medussa
12/18/17 2:33:36 AM
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everything not TSO.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/18/17 2:39:04 AM
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Little drummer boy. I dont know why, but I get angry hearing it.
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WilliamPorygon
12/18/17 2:49:32 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Little drummer boy. I dont know why, but I get angry hearing it.

"Rum-pum-pum pum,
This song is dumb."
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FvP
12/18/17 2:52:39 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
Any sang by the Chipmunks

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Turbam
12/18/17 2:56:57 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

The song becomes pretty great if you think of it as a therapy session
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Skywalker82
12/18/17 2:57:46 AM
#30:


The Twelve Days Of Christmas

The song is sooo long and very repetitive.
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Philoktetes
12/18/17 2:58:02 AM
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the night santa went crazy

violence isn't funny
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xBloodBrotherx
12/18/17 3:00:28 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PO8BxxfWPk

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Awakened_Link
12/18/17 3:05:50 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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Gafemage
12/18/17 1:55:25 PM
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Shotgunnova
12/18/17 1:58:09 PM
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Skywalker82 posted...
The Twelve Days Of Christmas
The song is sooo long and very repetitive.
This. No Christmas song should be Desolation Row length.
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mipond
12/18/17 1:58:49 PM
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Grandma got run over by a raindeer
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Caution999
12/18/17 2:01:04 PM
#37:


Hands down, Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.

Boy, how did Paul McCartney think of that one? Just repeat the same line about 65 times in a row! The man is a lyrical genius!
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Caution999
12/18/17 2:02:37 PM
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mipond posted...
Grandma got run over by a raindeer


also, literally the best song, wtf is wrong with you people?

Best one that isn't religious anyway.
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im not 13
12/18/17 2:03:12 PM
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Ninja-Yatsu
12/18/17 2:07:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uerr3m0tdfo

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