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RchHomieQuanChi
12/16/17 3:52:54 AM
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At least you don't have to deal with the absolute agony of being in a 4-month relationship with sex happening 4 times a week to dealing with a 5 month period in which you've only had two sexual encounters period (one of which wasn't actual sex).

Feels bad man, I want my v-card back.
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littlebro07
12/16/17 3:54:03 AM
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Go 6 months without sex. Restores your virginity.
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glitteringfairy
12/16/17 3:54:13 AM
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You know what time it is
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/16/17 3:55:19 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
You know what time it is


I had sex for the first time in 5 got damn months this past Tuesday.
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KogaSteelfang
12/16/17 7:50:56 AM
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*slaps tc*

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weekoldhotdog
12/16/17 7:52:01 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
You know what time it is


I had sex for the first time in 5 got damn months this past Tuesday.


how fat was she?
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Axiom
12/16/17 7:08:45 PM
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Yeah the whole ignorance is bliss really applies well to sex and dry spells
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NeoBowser
12/16/17 7:09:15 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
*slaps tc*


You can slap my white male ass too, Koga
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Pepys Monster
12/16/17 7:09:46 PM
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I haven't had sex in 3 years. Get on my level.
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Ghost_Of_Donkey
12/16/17 7:12:39 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I haven't had sex in 3 years. Get on my level.


I got you beat by like 7 years.
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Electrokinesis
12/16/17 7:15:32 PM
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No, you really dont. Its awful. Almost 30 and no fucking hint of wizard powers. This is bullshit.
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Kanaya413
12/16/17 7:16:22 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
*slaps tc*


You can slap my white male ass too, Koga


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Sage JJ
12/16/17 7:34:36 PM
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You could always try manning up and tell her your unhappy with the lack of sex instead of crying to strangers on a video game forum?
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FF_Redux
12/16/17 7:36:24 PM
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Axiom posted...
Yeah the whole ignorance is bliss really applies well to sex and dry spells


Indeed, i was a virgin until 27. Now I feel a few weeks is too long without.
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KogaSteelfang
12/16/17 10:02:01 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
*slaps tc*


You can slap my white male ass too, Koga

*slaps NeoBowser's ass*

Kanaya413 posted...

Oh hai mark.
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mistermikeymike
12/16/17 10:04:06 PM
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dunno, i get laid once or twice a day and it's pretty fucking great.
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Sativa_Rose
12/16/17 10:08:15 PM
#18:


Stop whining
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/16/17 11:57:02 PM
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Oh wait you guys think the decrease in sex is because she's not putting out anymore? Nah we broke up.
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