Current Events > C/D: Skinny jeans are an abomination

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SageHarpuia
12/15/17 11:09:33 PM
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@Zodd3224
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MakoReizei
12/15/17 11:10:20 PM
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Feline_Heart
12/15/17 11:10:47 PM
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Slim straight jeans are good
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pres_madagascar
12/15/17 11:11:11 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Slim straight jeans are good

This. I hate skinny jeans on dudes
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Zodd3224
12/15/17 11:21:01 PM
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Its a shame, I just recently deleted a selfie of my ass in skinny jeans... Guarantee y'all would be singing a different tune...

Tell em @Justapoorchibi
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 12:22:02 AM
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Skinny jeans butt BUMP
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KStateKing17
12/16/17 12:23:40 AM
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C. Y'all just proving you all skip leg day.
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Ser_Jaker
12/16/17 12:24:02 AM
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D if you have sexy man legs
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I4NRulez
12/16/17 12:25:40 AM
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D, depends on what type of skinny jeans you buy.

theres regular skinny where the pants are the same but the leg is usually more fit

then theres the skinny where they are pretty much painted on and idk how anyone can wear those
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 12:33:54 AM
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Most clothes these days are made for morbidly obese people. As a tall, skinny person it sucks when every pair of pants you find make you look like a gold miner. I didn't have much choice.
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Feline_Heart
12/16/17 12:39:35 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Most clothes these days are made for morbidly obese people. As a tall, skinny person it sucks when every pair of pants you find make you look like a gold miner. I didn't have much choice.

I have no idea what you're talking about
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Ghost_Of_Donkey
12/16/17 12:48:24 AM
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C.

Can't wear Skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit.
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 12:49:53 AM
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Feline_Heart posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
Most clothes these days are made for morbidly obese people. As a tall, skinny person it sucks when every pair of pants you find make you look like a gold miner. I didn't have much choice.

I have no idea what you're talking about

I just meant that most clothes these days are made for morbidly obese people. As a tall, skinny person it sucks when every pair of pants you find make you look like a gold miner. I didn't have much choice.
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--kresnik--
12/16/17 12:50:38 AM
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Yeah, they just don't look good on most guys. Men more commonly have wider shoulders, so it makes you shaped like a top. Women counteract this by wearing large boots. I wear boot cut jeans.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/16/17 12:56:28 AM
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Deny. My ass game is strong in tight, fresh-out-the-dryer jeans. Catching people looking at it is probably what it feels like for girls when they catch a boob-looker.
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TheoryzC
12/16/17 12:58:24 AM
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I wear athletic skinny jeans cuz I got brolic thighs
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Justapoorchibi
12/16/17 3:35:36 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Its a shame, I just recently deleted a selfie of my ass in skinny jeans... Guarantee y'all would be singing a different tune...

Tell em @Justapoorchibi

It was very sexy :3
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The23rdMagus
12/16/17 3:37:29 AM
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As someone who appreciates slim jeans with stretch, I have to accept that with enough washes, they will become skinny jeans. Which is usually an issue of comfort.
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 2:56:01 PM
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@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.
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EvalAngell
12/16/17 3:03:00 PM
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Yall need to understand that not all skinny jeans are alike. Theres a difference between skinny and jeggings. Jeggings look ridiculous. Skinny jeans are fashionable.
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EbonTitanium
12/16/17 3:03:54 PM
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C They look pretty stupid.
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 3:04:47 PM
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SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!
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Master_Bass
12/16/17 3:06:18 PM
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Feline_Heart posted...
Slim straight jeans are good

Yeah, this is what I wear. Skinny just don't look good on me and on most guys.
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SoundNetwork
12/16/17 3:12:41 PM
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Parappa09
12/16/17 3:14:05 PM
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weapon_d00d816
12/16/17 3:14:11 PM
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Yeah!

And so are undercuts, online multiplayer, and CGI in movies!
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CanuckCowboy
12/16/17 3:19:16 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
C. Y'all just proving you all skip leg day.


99.9999994% of dudes wearing skinny jeans have the legs of an anorexic teen girl. Wut are you on about dude?

Also a couple of time I accidentally bought skinny jeans and they are almost impossible to even put on cause they can't fit over my thighs yet somehow the waist on them is always looser than normal jeans or loose fit jeans in spite of being the same size.

Skinny jeans are made for pudgy stick legged dudes.
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CanuckCowboy
12/16/17 3:20:09 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
Itt: fatties


As mentioned.... Skinny jeans are literally designed for fat waisted dudes with skeleton legs.
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 4:06:28 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 4:18:52 PM
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SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?


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jimbiz
12/16/17 4:20:30 PM
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Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 4:21:22 PM
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jimbiz posted...
Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit


Thats part of what makes them so exhilarating
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SoundNetwork
12/16/17 4:23:38 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
Itt: fatties


As mentioned.... Skinny jeans are literally designed for fat waisted dudes with skeleton legs.

- source: fatty with no fashion sense
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 4:25:50 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?


This may be the longest you've ever lasted. Daddy is proud.

I'm proud of myself. And it's funny because some of my most recent posts are the scummiest yet.
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SoundNetwork
12/16/17 4:25:57 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
KStateKing17 posted...

the waist on them is always looser than normal jeans or loose fit jeans in spite of being the same size.


do you buy jeans in S, M, L? Do you not buy them according to waist size? this makes no sense
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 4:29:20 PM
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jimbiz posted...
Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit

Some brands are better than others at this. Best case scenario there's as much room as regular jeans and they just look a little saggy around the butt/crotch. My current goto pair is even roomier than some of my regular jeans.
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 4:29:43 PM
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SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?


This may be the longest you've ever lasted. Daddy is proud.

I'm proud of myself. And it's funny because some of my most recent posts are the scummiest yet.


Truly bottom of the barrel scumbag posts. But no ban yet, quite baffling
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 4:30:26 PM
#41:


Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?


This may be the longest you've ever lasted. Daddy is proud.

I'm proud of myself. And it's funny because some of my most recent posts are the scummiest yet.


Truly bottom of the barrel scumbag posts. But no ban yet, quite baffling

The mods aren't doing their jobs for once.
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dirtycommunist
12/16/17 4:31:44 PM
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Nah, I like em. Only kind of jeans where it doesn't look like there's a big empty space where my ass should be.
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CanuckCowboy
12/16/17 4:33:09 PM
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SoundNetwork posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
KStateKing17 posted...

the waist on them is always looser than normal jeans or loose fit jeans in spite of being the same size.


do you buy jeans in S, M, L? Do you not buy them according to waist size? this makes no sense


Of course I go by waist size. Out of a pair of zoo York, DC, and Buffalo skinny jeans at a 30 inch waist only the zoo York ones fit like normal jeans. Which is why they're the only ones I'll actually wear.

Also it may sound weird I've bought 3 pairs of skinny jeans by accident but yay value village and fuck trying stuff on in change rooms. >_>

Also have you ever bought clothes manufactured in Brazil? They don't use the same measurements either. I have a pair of goes shorts that say they're a 32 inch waist and they are smaller than any 30" stuff I have that fits.
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 4:34:16 PM
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SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
@Zodd3224
I hate your opinion and think you should be burned at a stake.


Ban this woman!

Did you know: Banning SmoreFox alts on GFaqs is now considered an extreme sport by admins?


This may be the longest you've ever lasted. Daddy is proud.

I'm proud of myself. And it's funny because some of my most recent posts are the scummiest yet.


Truly bottom of the barrel scumbag posts. But no ban yet, quite baffling

The mods aren't doing their jobs for once.


I bought your protection by sending them all skinny jeans selfies. You're welcome.
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KStateKing17
12/16/17 7:53:49 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
KStateKing17 posted...
C. Y'all just proving you all skip leg day.


99.9999994% of dudes wearing skinny jeans have the legs of an anorexic teen girl. Wut are you on about dude?

Also a couple of time I accidentally bought skinny jeans and they are almost impossible to even put on cause they can't fit over my thighs yet somehow the waist on them is always looser than normal jeans or loose fit jeans in spite of being the same size.

Skinny jeans are made for pudgy stick legged dudes.

Exactly. You can't have decent legs and be able to put those on.
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FluttershyPony
12/16/17 8:02:30 PM
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Only fat people hate skinny(female) or slim(male) jeans.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/16/17 8:03:06 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
for guys yeah.

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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 8:04:17 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...
Only fat people hate skinny(female) or slim(male) jeans.

Are you saying that those styles are specific to each gender bc I'm confused.
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MakoReizei
12/16/17 8:05:10 PM
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men should wear baggy jeans
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FluttershyPony
12/16/17 8:08:13 PM
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SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
Only fat people hate skinny(female) or slim(male) jeans.

Are you saying that those styles are specific to each gender bc I'm confused.


Men generally can't wear skinny jeans unless they're twigs(or buy it 1 or 2 sizes larger), while women of any reasonable weight can wear skinnies.

Men who can't wear slim fits are 99.99% lardasses though.
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Deadpool_18
12/16/17 8:08:45 PM
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Fitted jeans are where its at.
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