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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:32:13 PM
#52:


FluttershyPony posted...
Only fat people hate skinny(female) or slim(male) jeans.

Stop making sweeping generalizations to support your horrid sense in fashion. I'm apparently borderline underweight, and I cringe when I see them.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:35:06 PM
#53:


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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:36:45 PM
#54:


Offensive, reported.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:37:39 PM
#55:


SageHarpuia posted...
Offensive, reported.

how
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:39:07 PM
#56:


SageHarpuia posted...
Skinny jeans are an abomination

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Zodd3224
12/16/17 10:43:30 PM
#57:


So many haters all in one thread, smh...
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 10:44:10 PM
#58:


Sometimes it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
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Zodd3224
12/16/17 10:45:19 PM
#59:


SpiralDrift posted...
Sometimes it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 10:51:03 PM
#60:


FluttershyPony posted...
SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
FluttershyPony posted...
Only fat people hate skinny(female) or slim(male) jeans.

Are you saying that those styles are specific to each gender bc I'm confused.


Men generally can't wear skinny jeans unless they're twigs(or buy it 1 or 2 sizes larger), while women of any reasonable weight can wear skinnies.

Men who can't wear slim fits are 99.99% lardasses though.

Uh
Dude
They make both styles for both genders.
Maybe you just shouldn't talk.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:51:36 PM
#61:


SageHarpuia posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Skinny jeans are an abomination

Being an abomination isn't against the ToS
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:52:37 PM
#62:


I can still report you though.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:55:08 PM
#63:


SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report
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DragonMaster525
12/16/17 10:55:23 PM
#64:


What year is this post in, 2005?
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:56:02 PM
#65:


Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report

No it's not. I happen to find them offensive.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:56:19 PM
#66:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report

No it's not. I happen to find them offensive.

By that logic, anyone can report anything
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 10:56:46 PM
#67:


Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report

^^^
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 10:58:56 PM
#68:


Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not my problem.

SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report

^^^

SageHarpuia posted...
No it's not. I happen to find them offensive.

^^^
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:59:02 PM
#69:


Note that Sage has 147 karma at 9:58 PM Central time on 12/16. Let's see if that number drops as a result of abusing the report system
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 10:59:25 PM
#70:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not my problem.

SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
I can still report you though.

But it's a false/inaccurate report

^^^

SageHarpuia posted...
No it's not. I happen to find them offensive.

^^^

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 11:02:11 PM
#71:


Stop chasing your tail.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 11:04:58 PM
#73:


SageHarpuia posted...
Stop chasing your tail.

How am I wrong?
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 11:10:23 PM
#74:


You're not wrong, but it's not my problem.
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Volkswagen_Bros
12/16/17 11:11:08 PM
#75:


I love seeing fat, curvy Mexican chicks in skinny jeans.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 11:18:37 PM
#76:


SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?
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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 11:21:47 PM
#77:


Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/16/17 11:25:51 PM
#78:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

You should either get back on your meds or start taking some.
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ClockworkHare
12/16/17 11:26:16 PM
#79:


Gym rats should stick to regular/fitted jeans anyway. If you don't skip leg day, people can see your thick ass through anything already...skinny jeans are overkill. And nobody really gives a shit about seeing your ham sized calves under jeans. That shit only scores you points in SHORTS.

Seriously. Only time I ever see a swole muscle dude wear skinny jeans for a practical reason, it's when he's either trying to peacock or doing a photoshoot. He's generally not wearing them casual, because skinny jeans are uncomfortable as fuck when you got tree trunks for legs. It's not good for your skin either. All that moving muscle projecting heat wrapped up in skin tight denim, hello chafe city and rashes.

Skinny jeans work better on skinny/slender dudes because it matches their body dimensions.
Fat dudes look horrible in them and swole dudes look like they're trying too hard.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 11:26:59 PM
#80:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

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SageHarpuia
12/16/17 11:28:12 PM
#81:


Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not. My. Problem. Jesus you have a short attention span.
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/17 11:29:12 PM
#82:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not. My. Problem. Jesus you have a short attention span.

It's directly your problem when literally everything can be reported for literally anything.
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/17/17 12:50:07 AM
#83:


SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not. My. Problem. Jesus you have a short attention span.

You're the worst troll I've ever seen. This is coming from a veteran troll who has seen the worst of the worst. Jesus Christ.
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Zodd3224
12/17/17 12:53:02 AM
#84:


So it looks like the consensus is that all men should wear skinny jeans all the time
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/17/17 12:53:43 AM
#85:


Zodd3224 posted...
So it looks like the consensus is that all men should wear skinny jeans all the time

Do you think this guy sucks Zodd? I think he does. He's the worst guy.
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Zodd3224
12/17/17 12:56:47 AM
#86:


I love all of God's creatures, big and small, Foxy
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SmoreFoxFromThe
12/17/17 1:06:40 AM
#87:


Zodd3224 posted...
I love all of God's creatures, big and small, Foxy

Oh...So you won't help me make fun of him...?
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Muffinz0rz
12/17/17 1:42:27 AM
#88:


SmoreFoxFromThe posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
You're not wrong

Then why are you reporting me?

Because I find it offensive.

Muffinz0rz posted...
By that logic, anyone can report anything

Not. My. Problem. Jesus you have a short attention span.

You're the worst troll I've ever seen. This is coming from a veteran troll who has seen the worst of the worst. Jesus Christ.

Right? A good troll at least gets the trolled to, even for a moment, believe that they are somehow wrong. This person isn't even trying.
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Ghost_Of_Donkey
12/17/17 2:51:07 AM
#89:


jimbiz posted...
Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit


He clearly said knots my dude.
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